Two true things I’ve found from people who write in library books: 1. They never get the actual important parts underlined 2. They’ve clearly given up after the first chapter and a half

lol the photo

Go Hoosiers.

Your college football team’s songs and traditions are so embarrassing. We’re literally all laughing at you. My team’s, however, is totally cool and motivates our guys to play their best. You wouldn’t get it.

“The car can go any speed it wants. Who am I to say?” -giannis trying to get out of a speeding ticket

🎶 there was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, FERNANDO #iufb

Game is getting tense. Wish there was a way to relieve the pressure, like with an uplifting song or something.

(Brian Kelly introductory press conference as the new Wisconsin head coach) “Ahn Wiscahnsin dontcha know”

Noted carer of mariners fans feelings, Alex Rodriguez

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

He should do one from Santa next

lmao

Awful camera angle looking like a game of pong, come on Philly!

If a pinch hitter strikes out, you should get to do the at bat over with the guy that was originally in that spot

I can think of one thing that might have provoked it

“Mets fan” is my favorite Tim Robinson character

Rake Perkins imo #brewers

MLB: will you pitch in the all star game? We need some guys who can. Phillies pitchers: No MLB: (puts a pitcher that will throw on the team) Phillies position players’ brains:

Indiana Pacers

Muttered about our water bill after finding the hose was left on

Indiana Pacers

Indiana Pacers

Posting for no reason today pitcherlist.com/in-defense-o...

Pacers are now responsible for 28.5% of the Cavs losses this season

Good thing the scorebug is huge so I don’t have to see as much of this #brewers game

@pftompkins.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social “We don’t need wet day, we have wet day at home” The wet day at home:

I thought today's 19th century @immaculategrid.com was unnecessarily tough. At least throw in the Brooklyn Bridegrooms or Pittsburgh Alleghenys!

heartbreaking: I like the cubs new city connects

Brewers fans are mad but have they considered their goals for a “summer of entertainment” are still on the table???

Tag yourself. I’m Bobon

“Mom you want to go see Wicked?” “Eh - do I know anybody in it?” MLB:

.500 is the best spring training win percentage. “Good but not trying” or “bad but trying” is the best place to be as a fan

(Finishes swearing in as county executive) “Great, where do I record my airport greeting?”

Not that it matters but my top 3 for the #iubb job: -McCollum (drake) -Otzelberger (Iowa st) - Will Wade (mcneese)

All my friends are concerned about the salary cap, just out of frame

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Summers in Wisconsin just got worse. Listened to every game called by Bob Uecker a couple seasons ago and wrote about it at @pitcherlist.com. Glad I did it! pitcherlist.com/year-with-ue...

Just now realized the Drake LaRoche leadership coup and Chris Sale going Freddy Krueger on throwback jerseys because he didn’t want to wear them happened in the same season. Gonna need a 30 for 30 about the 2016 white sox (maybe for the 10 year anniversary next year?)

#iuwbb today: - credit Meister and Striplin for great post defense - offense is so much better when CMM and Garzon are looking to score -women’s officiating continues to be 🗑️ - turns out there’s nothing magic about Iowa City (cough cough #iub)

BEGGING @immaculategrid.com to have a category “shares name with marine species”

Rickey was as far from the greatest baserunner as Phil Mushnick is from having the greatest dumbass takes

Um, EXCUSE ME but they’re called Whos

Happy to bring my annual “the brewers should sign Joc Pederson” post for the first time to bluesky! Well, here it is!

Do the Whos in Whoville worship a human Christ, or is it their own separate religion?

I hope Devin Williams absolutely shoves with the Yankees and gets the bag in 2025. With Dontrelle, one of my favorite pitchers of all time to watch.

I won’t ever remember Rickey Henderson played for the angels, sorry

I bet a fun moment for actors is their first scene where the character narrowly avoids drowning and they roll over and spit out water

So glad this is back, I used to make it a point to go back and read these over the holidays! Please add yours!