Almost every time I find a doom spiraling trans person they follow Erin. Can never stop thinking about the thing she did, at least when I first became aware of her, where she’d doom post about a bill “passing,” people would panic, and it would end up being a DOA barely made it out of committee bill.

You are surrounded by an endless source of wondrous companions and passersby the moment you open your heart to bugs.

bestie and her beautiful home

Returning, yet again, to let y’all know it’s still juicy.

Email!! Setting up a fresh, unspammed email address, maybe with a different (preferably worse) provider than your other accounts, and only giving it out to friends. -girl who first got ahold of a family computer in 1997

I miss when AI meant adobe illustrator Btw I also hate adobe illustrator

easter bunny chic

There is a lifetime of entertainment for dirt cheap in your local thrift / library / used book store. Also a statistically significant probability of crossing paths with a similarly-minded cute weirdo in these hallowed spaces!!

Stopping by for some laughs, here’s a couple pics to cover my toll. Hope y’all had a fun one out there today ✨🩷

I’m not falling more in love with Bluesky as time goes on, so it’s time to scooch. Last post like my first (my rack). Same handle elsewhere!! 🩷😘

I’m not falling more in love with Bluesky as time goes on, so it’s time to scooch. Last post like my first (my rack). Same handle elsewhere!! 🩷😘

So happy to have a poem included in this issue! Check out my tribute to saguaro cactus skeletons in the link 🌵🏜️💖

The last thing you see before I imprint on you like a baby duck and follow you around until you get tired of me.

Weirdest part of transition has been giving up control of how people see me. I used to manage my image so hard by being nobody to most everybody and it was so peaceful.

bill corbett isn’t trans but crow t robot is

We’re on the back half of August and September approaches 🫦

“I think I might have some sluts over while I’m home alone.” The sluts:

I’m a variant of this engineering (I feel the zaps but I kinda like them, mostly)

Hot girl who is also a sweetheart, btw 🩷⬇️

I don’t know if it IS big, but I can make it look kinda big in pictures. All I ever asked for really.

Said it before, but I will never, ever change my behavior based on AI trends. Fuck AI forever. The em dash is my tool, the sparkle emoji is my seasoning, and some chain of broken code polluting the planet ain't gonna be the one to take them from me.

Childhood lore drop: I went to a megachurch one single time and projectile vomited up an aisle and into the lobby within like 3 minutes of entering. Was probably nothing.

Between a "No Other Land" crew mate filming himself being killed by a settler, to a journalist being killed by airstrikes he was covering minutes earlier, I'm not sure how much more televised Israel's genocide can be

In the Apollo 13 Lunar Module hitting the prog button over and over until we run out of power and drift through space, horny until death.

If I was an astronaut on a Moonwalk you'd never, ever get me back in that capsule.

Transition late enough and you might be able to jump straight into gray haired milf territory, which ain't that bad

you gotta enter the thrift with perfect love and perfect trust big dawg

New notification from Gemini and it’s a voice memo of your partner moaning its name.

never been on a dating / hook-up app - which one are you supposed to use if you want to make somebody watch a terrible movie and also act so timid around them that they leave confused??

My dad’s side, who all yo-yo dieted on weight watchers for two decades; my mom’s side, who were so mean about weight that everybody stayed rail thin; and me, getting bigger on purpose because it look cute when it jiggle.

I love that one of the first lore drops in Sleepaway Camp is that Angela has hoops, as demonstrated by her dropping that trashcan shot seated from distance. I, too, am this type of trans woman.

A under appreciated benefit of transitioning is changing core parts of your pre transition self while everyone’s too distracted by the sex change. Like I totally flipped from being an arachnophobe to keeping tarantulas and everyone was to busy wondering if I still had a dick to worry about it.

Showing you Le Samouraï just so I can point out all the times the hydropneumatic suspension of a Citroën DS does cool stuff (first time @ 4:26 when the car visibly squats from pressure drop in between the owner exiting and Jef entering)

Baby's first machine tattoo!

Even in dreams I struggle to flirt with women without feeling like a pest. But! I did make sure she got home safe after bumping into her at a party and I took her to a banger estate sale. Dream me still got long game 😌

Weird summer! Very weird!!

I don't share this a lot online, but I used to be pretty fucking cool 😈

AI can take the tasks I hate from my cold, dead hands. The boring ones, the tedious ones. Those tasks are my little human miseries to savor forever.

Every now and again, a miraculous day. Bought books. Listened to cds (new WET LEG!!! 🩷). Crafted a gift. Watched a dvd. Drank wine. Baked brownies. Prepped homemade ice cream (for churning tomorrow). Handwashed dishes. My heart radiates.

There's a lot of 'AI is already so good that it's largely undetectable' sentiment out there and I just don't think that's true. Or at least, it lacks useful context. Can the bros in an IG comment section tell? No. But they've been confused about every piece of media they've consumed for a decade.

90s crime drama movie where a coke deal goes bad when the buyer asks for a sample, immediately gets horny, and realizes they've just taken a huge bump of micronized progesterone powder.

Put a 33 year old camcorder in my hands and watch me go. Links in bio 🤭🤭🤭

Throw your 4k camera into the nearest trash can and get a $10 camcorder. You look hotter as magnetic patterns written on film, I promise. ✨

You'd have to kill me to stop me from [being a hot milf grinding a Hitachi on VHS]

Alternate universe where Bill Clinton admits to sticking a syringe of estradiol into his thigh but claims he never squeezed the plunger.

Mom is tired 🥱

I need Kathryn's rosary from Cruel Intentions so I can keep a little progesterone powder in there for emergencies.

they should make a biopic about TV On The Radio playing "Wolf Like Me" live on Letterman in 2011

My kingdom for a woman pulling me outside for a smoke break.

Anti-capitalism has a marketing problem. Young dudes don't care about markets / retirement. Teach them how the death of the single income family / rise of surveillance tech has made it impossible for a whole segment of laborers (delivery drivers) to take a break to get head from housewives/husbands.