YES we are open today! 11-8. come get a bunny tail for your hole.

we know some of you have been waiting so: magic wands are BACK IN STOCK, BABEY

There's still time to get a little green to wear tomorrow!

Notable restocks this week- - violet wands - tail plugs (including bunny tails for Easter) - Slippery Stuff gel

Frot enjoyers, rejoice- the long-awaited CockBlock has arrived on our shelves!

I know these didn't bloom overnight, but unlocking the shop today it sure feels like they waited until March 1st to just explode. <3

people have been asking! so we're providing! pelvic health is important to staying a kinky freak.

We're elsewhere, too! Come hang out.

Trying something new! Come and see us one hour earlier on weekends.

we are in fact ready for #superbowlLX #goHawks #12thman

We have so many nice candles and I have no nice pictures for a Solstice post! They're here and they're lovely I swear.

Reminder: you are not required to experience the holidays the way you did as a kid. Make new traditions that align with you, not your parents. You've got this. Hohoho

holiday season am I right

I won't repeat the calls we get, but men on the phones do be having the audacity.

why is it so dead today? ah, right, it's football time again. Hope to see everyone after the game!

happy small business saturday everynyan! shopping small keeps seattle special

This Saturday! Washington State Bootblack 2025 Biscuit presents a charity gear auction benefiting the Carter-Johnson Library. With donated gear and items from the local community!

Support your local dildo dealer. Shop local! #SexShop #SmallBusinessSaturday #SexWorkIsWork

These sell out every year- a mystery assortment of fine adult goods. Great for white elephant parties or a surprise for you!

I know it's simple but I like that we've got our little square on Wplace <3

I somehow see more queer porn on my regular feed than this one, my work feed. I gotta fix that.

*dusts off page* wanted to let everyone know we have the @filthyfigments.bsky.social anthology Transfixed in stock! Get it now while it's hot! (it will always be hot, but stock is limited)

Hello! We're probably not going to keep this updated but we're here!