I joke because we all know those gym bodies are so wonderful to look at but they take a lot of work. I'm a lazy fuck. I just hope for the best.

Quick update: I was just not at the gym, again, like always, and thought about this photo (mostly because someone just liked it). I am reminded of how much I enjoy my time not in a gym (as I was doing in the photo). Also that I am sad that I didn't include the pants. They're hot. Too. 😈

Sometimes I hold grief in lingerie and facilitate cry-gasms for all genders. What are you doing later?

Please enjoy this fresh serving of #ManMeatMonday and #MonochromeMonday Feel free to double dip.

Please stop calling intact cocks "uncut". "Cut" is not the default so stop referring to our cocks as the "un" version of that. Uncut is really a slam. We are the original and INTACT version because baby, we were born this way. Celebrate that! #intact Proudly show off your intact cocks!!!

Hey followers, let's play a fun game. When I quote someone else's thread, you quote mine to keep it going. That way someone can click down the thread and see all of us who participated. It's a great way to find guys who post their own stuff. Bots don't do that. Please stop making me the end. 😭

I love my little bee watering flowers. They're nice and shallow so bees can land and enjoy a moment of hydration. Perhaps a quick dip in the pool.

Quote with a pic of Erect Phallus.

Someone subscribing to my JFF reminded me it's time to serve more dick. Please enjoy me plowing both the holes on this boy. I also gave his cock and balls a little smackety-smack which always brings the boys back.

Take a seat and relax. The doctor will be with you momentarily.

Damn it! I forgot humble.

See more of me on JustFor.Fans. Someone else just joined my page! Check it out at: justfor.fans/MichaelDeCrow?Source=NewFanBlueSky

For those that missed this important seminar, please see my feed. Just look at the positive reviews already pouring in. Real life results from real live hot people.

Heads up. New profile pic just dropped (last night). Be on the look for the new look.

We've had so much fun with @lilguy over the years. So glad it's recorded. 😇😈

You might wonder what a big, successful, powerful, handsome, smart, hung dungeon owner does in his off hours. Many do. Allegedly. The answer is that I drive a big wheel.

Take a seat and relax. The doctor will be with you momentarily.

What if we just cuddled all day?

Great news: it's time for your appointment with Dr. DeCrow. He'll be waiting for you at the end of the hallway.

Remember when he was working his way through medical school?

PHOTO TIP! In your phones settings, find "camera" settings. Look for "Shooting methods". Turn all methods on. This will allow you to set your camera down and use voice or hand signals to get a pic taken. Imagine the fun you'll have without having to hold the phone. Hello easy butt shots.

PHOTO TIP: How to easily find your light so you'll be looking right.

Please!

Well it's Friday. Here's your serving of #FatCockFriday that I've been brewing for you.

I feel like I may have opened Pandoras box.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated

Doghouse Leathers is very honored to have received this award and thanks everyone for their continued support. Sincerely, Doghouse Leather’s Staff

Come hang out with me for #ThirstyThursday. I'm sure we'll find lots of kinky things to do.

Hey iphone + Signal users... bsky.app/profile/sign...

Looking at the video thumbnails from my day yesterday reminds me what a kooky and delightful job I have.

For the record, the piss peeps did in fact light up when I posted piss videos. They're almost as much fun as the spandex peeps. I just love the interactions they all generate. 🥰 AND yes I do love it when peeps comment on my posts. I try to make them sound engaging and inviting (usually).

Time to start rolling out some new toys exclusively at The Nest. @thecrowsnestescape.bsky.social

In honor of #WetWednesday I present these waterworks.

Apparently I'm not posting enough piss clips and feel immediately called to remedy that. When I do, the piggy boys light up. 😈 I like that.

Getting ready to launch this skud

We had a little 7 man event last night at the Nest as a pilot for an upcoming men's group event. I'll give 7 guesses what this is.

PHOTO TIP: How to easily find your light so you'll be looking right.

FTR, driving heavy machinery while making a selfie video is NEXT LEVEL dude shit.

There’s only one person who can get Bluesky working again:

PHOTO TIP! In your phones settings, find "camera" settings. Look for "Shooting methods". Turn all methods on. This will allow you to set your camera down and use voice or hand signals to get a pic taken. Imagine the fun you'll have without having to hold the phone. Hello easy butt shots.

Searching the horizon...for dick.

It's Dad. Reporting in for #TinyTractorTuesday. That's a thing. Right?

I love strolling on the beach and connecting with nature.

The doctor is in and ready for your prostate exam and anal stretching process.

Apparently I'm not posting enough piss clips and feel immediately called to remedy that. When I do, the piggy boys light up. 😈 I like that.

Happy 420, btw!

Gonna wear this portable bong for 4/20. Don't expect much from me today.

I'm warmed up and ready for #MCM Come and get dat ass warmed up.

Nothing beats feeling my bro’s cock pulse against mine while we both breed some pussy 👊💦 @corpor8top @twunk-or-treat.bsky.social