Peeing in sinkdog at a party because there's a line for the bathroom

Look we all want to fuck the buccees mascot a little bit

Arf

Credits: @/funnier-as-a-feedist on tumblr

Add "extremely cool Minecraft mod" to the list of cool things our users do

Keeping the dream of butch4butch alive, one trucker hat at a time

Hi my name is "whatever @mastodon.social" do you have a moment to look at the worst reply youve ever seen?

Christopher Nolan reveals a surprise celebrity cameo for The Odyssey (Source: tinyurl.com/39ec3mzr)

Highly recommend yelling at the night sky 👍 fuck your neighbors make noises

[0004275] Abandoning a fortress is annoying because I have to press Enter

[Breeding shitpost (?)] If I type "breed" autocorrect suggests I keep typing "breed." Who am I to argue

hey guys, a longtime friend of mine is really struggling, they've very suddenly lost their home and need a foster place for their 3 cats while they work on getting a safe place to stay. they are in the DMV area. more info below, reshares absolutely necessary ko-fi.com/necropteryx

Backing shit up on data CDs who cares

Just realized everything I do in music is basically some form of howling

Only two more weeks of constant rehearsal and shows Only two more weeks of constant rehearsal and shows Only two more weeks of constant rehearsal and shows

man. Mastodon in the Room is extremely well done

I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.

[Cardle w/ spoilers] Cardle 4/5 Streak 1🔥 Total Score 6 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🔴 🟢 🟢 🟢 🟢 https://www.playcardle.com I'm gonna be real every single new Cadillac looks the same to me

Need a rat girl with a big stupid fat fucking tail that knocks shit over!!!

YES

cmon autocorrect. genuinely what are we doing right now

I genuinely believe how wafrn does tags is miles better than the alternative, seeing a half dozen # in the middle of a sentence or bunched up at the end is aesthetically repulsive to me #Simple-as

I wish someone would have told me I'd have good boob days and bad boob days. I got one nipple in party mode and the other in power saver mode rn

Back to the CD burning mines

Talking to my guitarist about a show idea: Yeah I got us some fabric paint so we can paint the back of our black robes with sigils and shit Her, bouncing with excitement: Oh! Oh! Like led zepplin! Me: Yes but we absolutely cannot tell anyone its a zepplin thing. We will lose all cred.

if i was in a bronze age science lab id never have invented olive oil. my fat ass would just be eatin the olives like "uoh yeah research is going slow another 400 olives will get us over the line"

New Pagliacci design refs

nintendoes what segon't

They should be able to run pick n rolls and set screens in soccer

Budd Dwyer Funny Moments

The manager for one of the bands I'm in talks in a fake British accent to intimidate others sometimes

im gonna open emergency clip commissions to cover my overspending at the artists alley proper post will be done tomorrow after my recovery sleep 5$ per vod hour for short video clipping 6$ per vod hour for long video rough cut no editing cause im gonna remove my wisdom tooth soon lol dms open

Genuinely do not want to see england prosper

yall ever seen possums when they eat and their mouths open big as hell for every bite? love that shit. honestly and incredible move by nature

i want to add the entirety of Three 6 Mafia to Doki Doki Literature Club

interpretive essays on the furry reality, #1 on the matter of the acceptable target (or, the theoretical basis of a politicized, pluralistic expression of furry sexuality) alyaza.neocities.org/essays/Furry...

GG Allin stands for Good Guy Allin because he was such a positive influence for those around him and he always respected others, regardless if they looked different than him :)

Toes, feet, and other kinds of genitalia

How Chinese Takeaway Make Chicken Balls

When koopsta said where's your god where's your god where's you god I felt that

“I am empty”, 2026, mixed media.

My response to the catgirl smoking cigarettes anime

My honest reaction to seeing a tallboy in the fridge

Okay this is a weird question, but- Is there a decent way to store CD's outside of a jewel case or paper sleeve? I have around 100 CDs to burn and I won't have cases for them until Monday

All uses of AI are costing someone… this sucks as the Game UI database is such a valuable resource.

Playing saxophone at a bar I fucking hate in a couple weeks I'm gonna make the vibes so bad and toxic :3

tummy :(

dippin grilled cheese in barbeque sauce im a freak i dont give a fuck!!!!

Hey so. I'm in three different bands and its hard to keep up with sometime. But my newest band just released our first demo. Give it a listen if you like sludgy black metal https://ciskyl.bandcamp.com/album/i