The only movies I care about if they win at the Golden Globes are Sinners and Frankenstein

Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Soooooo....we need a entire movie dedicated to Dick Hallorann. I'm sorry but The Shining, Doctor Sleep, and It:WTD isn't enough. #itwelcometoderry

My Christmas shopping is officially done! 💪

This is an emergency #mutualaid and #communitycare need, my friend Michelle likely won't be alive next Christmas, PLEASE help me help her stay with her cats in her last days. Payment can be directed to Michelle's KoFi. Any amount helps. #WeKeepUsSafe #PromoSky www.ko-fi.com/KattheBraveKitty

Heavy metal isn't usually a music genre I listen to because it's not my jam but I do like some stuff like Nightwish and Tarja. Anyway, Tarja came out with a new Christmas album and it is spectacular

Dang I haven't had to deal with such an annoying build since the kingfisher but I can make it work if I just set the piece on without clipping it in because it just breaks every time. I don't know what they were thinking with making something so flimsy

Ah yes my favorite part of a Lego build when what they've told you to do immediately falls apart the moment you try to add it to the larger structure 🫠

TIL the second Wicked movie had 400 different brand deal which is excessive and absurd. I knew it had a lot because it's plastered everywhere but not that there were that many. I'm so sick of green and pink

When Jumanji is on and after all this time you realize the actor who plays the dad also plays Bruce Ismay in Titanic

I've come to the conclusion that Romantasy is just the fast fashion of the book world

If Diehard is a Christmas movie then Carol is also a Christmas movie

I'm not listening to anyone who ran their campaign using chickens dressed as Trump

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Man this season of Holiday Baking Championship needs to be the only season they try this new format. Why does the winning team get an advantage at the start when they haven't even done anything? Just because they won last episode? Their award was immunity. Why do they get an extra reward?

Every time cate blanchette’s on screen, you gotta say loudly in the movie theater: “dats one classy broad”

If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime. If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder. It’s that simple.

drawing this uniform was deceptively hard 🫤 #knightsofguinevere #artpost

There's this retention pond by my house I walk past regularly and I love it because there's always this wood stork and egret just hanging out together

i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people

The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker. Just to level set

Watching Frankenstein again and another detail I like is showing women in the Victorian era with incredibly long hair well past their butts because this is accurate to history.

Finally starting season 4 of The Witcher and Liam Hemsworth playing Geralt isn't quite as jarring as I thought it would be

I love it when I see a bird I've never seen before. I just saw a yellow throated warbler and it was so cute!

Obviously I'm not swearing nearly enough

@profanity.accountant Tell me how many fucking times I've sweared

I was behind a pickup truck with an 85" tv in the bed and who needs something so gigantic? What are people watching they absolutely must have a huge screen?

Two unrelated postcards in my collection that tell a story together. 🤕

Thanksgiving is over. Time for Christmas music in the car

I started watching Wayward last night and just holy shit?

God damn it labubus in the damn parade. Can't escape this shit

Burn Gorman is the same as Jared Harris where he just shows up in stuff unexpectedly

I'm watching Frankenstein and first of all what exquisite, beautiful, and spectacular costumes. Guillermo del Toro always understands the assignment when it comes to historically minded stories. He's breaking the mold of the sad bland beige costumes we always see. Victorian had colorful clothes!!!

Man, what is up with this episode of Holiday Baking Championship? Forcing the losing team to choose their teammate that gets kicked off is unnecessarily cruel

Something I wasn't expecting to learn today is that the ShamWow guy is running for congress in Texas

Postcard from my collection titled “The Rivals”. Undated.

Death first to vultures and scavengers, Charlie Brown

I have no idea what's going on related to RFK and it's probably better it stays that way

The damage I just took seeing Hallmark call Nightmare Before Christmas decorations "retro"

I need people to read The Bone Season so I have someone to talk about it with 🫠

This country is sick and I'm tired 🫠

The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted. If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.

I'm excited for the Sunrise On The Reaping movie but at the same time I know it's going to hurt me as much as the book hurt me. Sunrise is one of the most brutal books that I've read

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

Time to get back on my bullshit and continuing my reread of The Bone Season series

Today I've learned a flapjack is something entirely different in the UK than it is in the states

Hey, you know what you should do? Drink some water!!

I love watching The Great British Baking Show and I wish I could reach my hand into the TV screen and just grab all the baked goods to eat

Why is Disney making a live action movie for Moana when that movie has only been out for what? Ten years? More to the point all these live action remakes are just ridiculously tiresome and boring