joe burrow is my mortal nemesis.

WE DEM BOYS

LETS GO COWBOYSSSSSS

hehehehheee

@katiehulme.swifties.social @allietlgad.swifties.social how y’all feeling so far lol

hehe

jerral wayne jones sr if you are not drafting a contract to keep george pickens in dallas RIGHT NOW

every time the chiefs do something in this game lennon goes “NOT THE RED TEAM!!!” training her well

GOD. BLESS. GEORGE PICKENS.

Your important reminder that the Salvation Army is a hate group. Fuck them and their red kettle campaign.

remember: all my homies hate the salvation army

thankful

malik davisssssss

every so often (multiple times a week) my brother reminds me that he is in fact A Man™️ by saying or doing the stupidest shit

EIGHTS

LETS GO COWBOYS

lennon is telling us all who we can cheer for tonight and so far i’ve been assigned the chiefs (fuuuuuck no) and evie got assigned the bengals (fuuuuuuck no)

jamo…honey

i need gibbs to start gibbin harder please

lennon and evie are arguing packers vs lions but all lennon knows is i told her to cheer for the blue team so they’re just “green team” “blue team” back and forth 🤣🤣

bringing out eminem? peak. incredible. i need this recording on streaming.

rooting against my gfs team for the first game of the day but we’ll be on a united front for the dallas game cause if there’s one thing she hates more than the cowboys, it’s the chiefs 😈

not making a whole ass turkey means i can be relatively lazy and i don’t have to stand in the kitchen for 900 hours

lil jon performing turn down for what on a toys r us float is somehow simultaneously unexpected and entirely on brand

tw: weight talk, abuse, trauma, disordered eating • • • • • • • • before i left my abusive ex, i lost about 18 pounds in three months. my body had realized what was happening before my brain did, and was doing everything in its power to get me out of there

my gf asked me if i wanted a video of the soup boy yesterday and i couldn’t figure out how she got a video of @sk8tie.bsky.social’s son until i remembered that she ALSO has a soup boy

i can’t wait to finish this semester so i can keep making powerpoints over kendrick’s albums

let’s yap about your top 5 tay songs and fictional characters. my turn. mean electric touch i forgot that you existed maroon i bet you think about me bucky barnes lydia martin amy santiago rosa diaz april ludgate

my baby is seven months sober today 🥰

a monday morning fiona

•doctors appointment •data entry •team meeting •trainings •pick up fucking lexapro/any extra food i need for thanksgiving prep •blondies

i’m making my office-famous cranberry white chocolate blondies after work today for our potluck tomorrow and i can’t wait for all the new people in the office to try them and start asking me to make extras

i think i’m gonna talk to my doctor about trying a different adhd med today. the adderall works fine, but the constant fear of not being able to refill it in time and having to ration it instead of taking it daily if way too stressful.

hii as we enter thanksgiving season pls remember that no food is bad and it’s okay to eat sugar and carbs also we don’t comment on how much or how little anyone eats. we mind our business and eat our food that’s all! enjoy and i can’t wait to see ur plates 🫶🏼

can’t wait to be enemies with 95% of you on thursday 😘

brandon aubrey i hope your pillow is always cold

facetiming my girlfriend during that pickens catch and the subsequent prescott TD and forcing her to watch the replays before she went back to work

me: hey, hilary duff album february 20 my gf: did it come out already? me: …hilary duff album. february 20.

everyone, my idiot son.

yall wanna see my idiot son

today is my mamas birthday so y’all tell her happy birthday

“who are you as a person?” my music just shuffled from reincarnated by kendrick lamar to golden by huntr/x

PICK

facebook seems to think that i am pansexual and like no shade to my pan babies, love you all, but baby i am a ✨homosexual✨

the dallas cowboys take the field tonight for the first time since the death of marshawn kneeland and that shit is going to be emotional

i have 13 days officially to finish my practicum hours for this semester, but i’m trying to be done by 12/1. i’ve got like 40 some odd left. i can do this.

worked 11 hours last monday, was off tuesday for veterans day. went home sick wednesday and was off thursday and friday. im so ready to go back to work but if i go in right now i will work another 11 hour shift and my body does NOT want that