i wore a chewbacca mask to get him to be still for this

i get off work in 3.5 hours and my girlfriend will be here in 3.5 hours so naturally time is moving ridiculously slow

devastated that zohran mamdani exists and is not my representative in any way

pitt finale time no one look at me

a princess

the orangest boy

happy ninth birthday DAMN.

NEED us presale for count your blessings: repented to open tf up alreadyyyyy

i have no idea what’s happening in this staff meeting let’s goooooo

princess donut get me through the next 10 days of class

i have TWO things sitting between me and a 3.5 academic break hallelujah praise the bears

my brother: i just had to eat fruity pebbles with a knife me: haven’t you been home all weekend to go get spoons? my brother: yes…yes i have.

evie’s ability to fall asleep is astounding.

me: can you go in the store alone my head just started hurting really bad evie: *returns with easter egg duck*

FINALLY

i hate when i get more chicken nuggets than i ordered. i order a specific number for a reasonnnnnnn i don’t wanna waste fooooood

I GET TO SEE MY GIRLFRIEND TOMORROW

me earlier: i’ve had a bad morning so now i’m reading an article on institutional betrayal in social work evie: for school or to relax? me: yes

recovering from tonight’s episode of the pitt with criminal minds

the pitt is the best show on tv no questions asked but FUCK is it heavy

“play whatever role you want—just don’t pick my role for me.”

kneadrick lamar is bubbly and smells like incredible, slightly alcoholic fresh bread. he hasn’t doubled yet or peaked so he’s not ready yet…but soon.

everyone needs to see a happy doggy today

i hate how stupid i get when my blood sugar drops and i know the solution is of course to eat but i am stupid now and thinking of food is hard

surviving the horrors today with “the dungeon anarchists cookbook” and rage

insurance: we’re not going to let you get an MRI until you do physical therapy also insurance: each PT session will be nearly $400 cool.

At this point posting isn’t enough, some people need a good slap

seven deadly sins check!!! share which ones you’ve committed today 🥇pride-admired my ass in the reflection walking into work 💰greed-got a medium drink when someone else was paying 💋lust-gay thoughts about my girlfriend 🤑envy- 🐷gluttony-ate more than half of a shared waffle 👹wrath- 😴sloth-

my therapist: what is one thing you can do today that will bring you joy? me: i’m gonna go home and put a cat on my face

tonight one of my teens said “alright. if we go to hell, we need to make a pact that we’ll all meet up and go beat up hitler.”

its people like trump in positions of power that make people like ivy feel safe to spout their bigotry with their whole chest. so, while im surprised she had the balls, i'm actually not. this is the climate we live in. fuck christian nationalism, fuck bigots, and FUCK THE GOP 🖕🏻

also…. jesus didn’t create christianity. paul did. continue.

i don’t do religion. it’s trauma that i don’t want to relive, and a big reason why i was drawn to my abuser. finding my higher power in al anon is terrifying because of this.

are we being extra gay on the skyline now??

i really really appreciate that this community will explicitly call out whoever is being gross. we should ALWAYS publicly shame bigots

me: oh man pride youth was really good tonight, great night of disconnection from the horrors. let’s check on bluesky me:

I respect your right to practice religion until the moment you cross the line of using it as a veil to be a bigot. Where your harm begins, my respect ends.

1989 jam sesh with the 16 year old in the heb curbside pickup line yes please

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

I don't think Kamala Harris would've threatened to commit genocide in Iran on a random Tuesday morning a month after starting an unwinnable war with them for no reason

i’ve been growing a sourdough starter for the last week and he’s doing really well. he’s not ready yet, but he’s in the strong, alcohol scent phase. and PHEW. as someone who hasn’t had alcohol in 16 months…nearly took me out entirely.

i have three more assignments and one zoom class between now and a 3.5 month academic break. i can do this.

So, to sum up, a couple of days ago Christina Koch became the first woman to see Earth in its entirety, and today – right now, in fact – she is the first woman to see the Moon up close, and the first woman to see the far side. 🥹

Happy International Asexuality Day! Asexual, often called “ace” for short, refers to a complete or partial lack of sexual attraction or lack of interest in sexual activity with others.

i need 61.75 hours between now and 4/22 in order to complete my generalist practicum and i’m so, so tired of *things* that it’s taking everything in me to find things to do that qualify

if you are an audiobook girly (gender neutral) and haven’t read the dungeon crawler carl series, do it. i’m sure the physical book is great but you don’t get to experience the glory of princess donut

paused dungeon crawler carl to watch sabrina be hot and rob a house, 10/10

fiona offended that rupert’s colossal ass is in her personal space

both evie and i have boy cats who think the other is THEIR girlfriend

update: tiger is a rep girly. he FINALLY chilled out once rep started.