Trump is circling the big drain of life and is soon to take the sewer express pipe straight to Hell. The World is not ready for what Vance will bring. Trump is the warm-up. Sure would be nice to ram through treason charges before he croaks. We could get the whole fucking lot of them.

Krusty Gnome thanked taco for keeping the hurricanes away this year. Not satire. She really said that.

Today's Cabinet meeting is another ass-kissing "Oh Great Leader" around the table roulette. Today is really, really over the top blather. And, Dear Leader is sleeping through it. Shit must be getting worse.

VD Chance is going to be terrible at being President. The Cabinet are going to eat his lunch. Overseas, he'll emulate Trump by bullying his betters and get his ass handed to him. You thought we were embarrassed.

If the headline is true, this is the first time in my life I’ve ever been jealous of Trump.

Trump amazes doctors at Walter Reed. "How the fuck is he alive?", they exclaimed.

Evil not only exists, it is running rampant in the US. Second only to Russia.

Wonder how much SCOTUS is getting in kickbacks from Trump.

Just to put this in some perspective, the group of current and former senior FBI agents and analysts who just put out the scathing report on Kash Patel and Dan Bongino’s clown show tenure at the agency ENDORSED TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT. That’s how bad tweedle dumb and dumber are.

The 2025 Antifa Christmas party and riot gear exchange has been scheduled. Be sure to register at your local Antifa training center and bar. Door prizes again this year! Get your party helmets on!

I’m not really sure what Donald Trump is leading, which is sad being he holds of the Office of the President of the United States. As far as I am concerned, President Zelensky is the leader of the free world. He’s standing up to despotism to support the principles of western democracy.

With all this fuckery they're doing who the hell is actually running things? I can see a few more places to trim the fat.

Where's old Tulsi Gabbard hiding out? She in the Bunker busily going over those Venezuela war plans?

I suppose the ballroom is also one of his fantasies that will never be real.

Welcome to Xmas at the NO-CLASS White House.

ETTD SecDrunk is about to get a lesson in loyalty -- it's only one-way with Trumpstein. Enjoy your time in Leavenworth, sucker. You've earned it. You're next Pammy Dear. Then Ka$h. www.execfunctions.org/p/a-dishonor...

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Where's Jake Tapper hiding these days? Is he still on his book tour? I thought after his failed book signing at Ace Hardware in Pocatello, Idaho he would have given up.

This Election Day. Vote early. Vote often.

Trumpspeak: Trump says the MRI was not for his brain. Trump's MRI was for his brain.

With manufacturing tanking and unemployment rising we can at long last enjoy cheaper gasoline. Winning with Trump.

Americans are waiting anxiously for the release of the Epstein files. Trump will be implicated. What would also be interesting is to know what hold does Putin have on Trump? It’s got to be really big. Trump is willing to throw Ukraine to the wolves to keep the secret hidden.

I feel that not enough of our Congress members or Tech bros have read enough science-fiction featuring Artificial Intelligence.

Just do it!

Cognitively declined tRump syndrome or CDTS, whichever you prefer.

... to trial for crimes against humanity, for bribery, for grifting, for violating US law and the US Constitution?

www.laprogressive.com/foreign-poli... any tariffs in this imbecile thief’s hands is bad

We need a King on day one who isn't orange and will sort these fuckers out forthwith and refund the thefts and if he or she wears a uniform that'd be fine.

Ever since the government shutdown, it’s finally begun to sink in on people that Trump and his entire administration are a bunch of raging ideologues or incompetents or both, peddling a fantasy version of their strength that people no longer buy. trib.al/4sHLlTd

Democrats must bring charges against Donald Trump in spite of what the Supreme Court has said about him having immunity. You can't trample all over the Constitution without any consequence.

Fake Pete

Almost to the point where God has to sort it out.

One thing Trump and Vance have accomplished, they've normalized makeup for men.

Got a ticket, went to court and told the 'activist judge' to shove it, citing the Krusti Gnome defense. 24 hours, first offence.

It must be the urine soaked diapers keeping that liar's pants from catching fire.

Notice how the weather gets a little chilly and those ICE pricks move to warmer climes. Tough guys.

Quiet, Piggy!

If Trump was so tough, he would have bitten the head off that turkey ala Ozzy Osbourne, spit it out and stomped back into the WH.

Well hell. I didn't know fake tan shit was a thing. I wondered where he got the orange makeup. I should've figured he wouldn't really use clown makeup. Too on point. So, growing up, George Hamilton's perpetual tan wasn't real?

The White House website reads like satire.

I'm not prejudiced. I just don't like orange people and alcoholic part-time TV personalities.

Trump certainly isn't awake...what?...oh, woke.

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We didn’t realize how bad Trump’s Biden-derangement syndrome really is. The first analysis found that he mentioned “Biden” an average of 6.32 times per day. That number has since climbed it’s now just over seven times a day.

Trump is freaking out because his presidency is crashing. Be proud--we did this!! My new article on how everything connected to Trump--including Melania-is turning to poop! We should enjoy this because we did it. deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-is-f...

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