We know Iran, we know. 🌮 🌮

Oh look, the depraved dipshit is deploying ICE to airports to try to distract us from the illegal war which was waged by him to distract us from the Epstein files. For the Epsteinth time WE WILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.

In today’s gr8 good news: Elon Musk has been found liable by a San Francisco jury for defrauding Twitter investors prior to the buyout in 2022. The exact damages are unclear but likely to be in the billions 🥳🥳 www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-ne...

When asked why he didn't coordinate with allies before going to war with Iran, the moron in chief replied, “We didn't tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?" And our worthless Congress continues to enable this shit. Ta da.

My favorite friends to break 🥖 with rn are those who are meeting this moment in some way. Last night I dined with a friend who is exceeding it. If you don’t know this badass, check her oot 🥳 PoliticsGirl/@iamPoliticsGirl | Twitter, Instagram, TikTok | Linktree

FOTUS sat behind the resolute desk in the Oval & referred 2 the Gov of CA as the Pres of the US. He is also speaking 2 imaginary former presidents. It is clear he is undergoing a rapid mental decline. This continues 2 beg the question, WILL THERE EVER BE A TIPPING POINT GOP!? Also gavin ftw 👏🏼👏🏼

In today’s “Ted Lieu FTW AGAIN” news: Dear Brendan Carr: If u implement ur flagrantly anti 1A actions, u will be sued & you will lose. & legal discovery will be awesome. Bc the 🇺🇸 ppl can then find out what the Administration keeps hiding. Take ur fascist 💩 & shove it. 🎤🫳🏼 @reptedlieu.bsky.social

This dumpster fire that broke out at CBS is a little too on the nose and i like it 🗑️🔥 www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

In today’s great good news: A Democrat, Andy Thomson, just won the Boca Raton mayoral race for the first time in over 30 years. HE WON BY JUST FIVE VOTES. Every. Vote. Matters.🥳🥳

Today’s badass award🥇 goes to “blue-ski’s” own @davidjbier.bsky.social for not only annihilating grotesque senator Kennedy during your testimony BUT also for, somehow, not losing your shit as he pronounced our beloved Bluesky as “Blueski” not once but 2x 👏🏼👏🏼

Agent Krasnov dropped a bomb on a school in Iran killing at least 168 children & 14 teachers in order to distract from raping & torturing kids. And continues to lie abt all of it. PS. He also managed to waste $10 billion replacing the Ayatollah Khamenei w a more hardline Ayatollah Khamenei.

This illegal epstein war is costing almost a billion dollars a day. WE CAN AFFORD UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE among other useful things. www.ms.now/opinion/iran...

Doomscroll break: Watch as Isiah Thomas honors the five presidents at Reverend Jesse Jackson’s service. President Kamala Harris President Hillary Clinton President Bill Clinton President Joe Biden President Barack Obama 🥳 If only *sigh*

Kristi Noem’s replacement, Markwayne Mullin, is as dumb as a bucket of hair. This is gonna be one helluva movie 🍿 www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Noem is entering the FAFO phase of her cosplay journey. Wonder what her unemployment “fit” will be (not really). Here for it 🥳🥳 www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

Pam Bondi lied and said the DOJ has released all the Epstein files. They haven’t. Records that mention Trump have been pulled from the DOJ website. The House Oversight Committee just voted to subpoena Pam Bondi, 24-19. 5 Repubs joined w Dems: Burchett, Boebert, Cloud, Mace and Perry 👏🏼👏🏼

BADASS ALERT: If you happen to be craving an honest bit of political badassery for a change, this clip of Hillary Clinton does not disappoint. 👇🏼👇🏿👇👇🏽👇🏾

Listen, I detest felonious, pedophiliac Trump as much as the next intelligent & empathic person BUT credit where due: His level of gaslighting and delusion is consistently unmatched. The likes of which no one has ever seen before.

Congress is SUCH a cool concept. IF ONLY IT WAS A REAL THING.

Every accusation, a confession… AND There’s always a fucking tweet.

Epic Fury!? This is the Epstein War. Whoever is naming these ops is likely the same person who kept this post up on the official White House website. 👇👇🏿👇🏻👇🏾👇🏼

We are at war with Iran because the self-proclaimed “peace candidate”, feels cornered by Epstein revelations relating to him… only a fraction of which have been made known to us. What he has done is ALL KINDS OF ILLEGAL BOTH under the US const & UN charter. CONGRESS NEEDS TO CONVENE & 🛑 HIM NOW.

What do you do if you are a woman being forced to testify about the crimes of men who are not being forced to testify? You make a BADASS, SPOT ON, OPENING STATEMENT… PER USUAL. Hillary Clinton’s statement 👇👇🏿👇🏻👇🏽👇🏾

Team USA male hockey player Jake Guentzel has declined Krasnov’s invitation to the State of the Union. MORE OF THIS!! 🥳🥳 www.sportingnews.com/us/nhl/news/...

I am a sucker for gr8 good FAFO news🥳🥳: France to revoke US French ambassador Charles KUSHNER’S government access after he failed to show up to a summons by the french foreign minister to explain stupid comments he made about far-right activist’s death.

Meanwhile in FAFO news: Turns out “longevity guru” Peter Attia’s longevity at CBS news has been cut short as he is stepping aside as a contributor to CBS News, after correspondence w Jeffrey Epstein came to light bc of the release of the Epstein Files from the DOJ- 🥳🥳

Mad respect for the BADASS U.S. Women's hockey for rejecting the pedophiliac in chief’s invitation to the State of the Union just one day after he said he would have to invite them & would be impeached if he did not ✊🏻 www.newsweek.com/state-union-...

Trump responding to SCOTUS by unilaterally imposing a 15% tax on American consumers is unsurprising as a sexual predator does not understand what the word “NO” means. I sure hope but also suspect there are letters of resignation being drafted by GOP members of Congress right now.

The Georgia State Election Board says Elon Musk’s PAC sent out partially pre‑filled absentee ballot applications. THIS is a violation of state law. I suspect this is just the beginning of a plethora of Trump-sponsored election crime-ing that took place in 2024. IYKYK

Meanwhile in “YAY OTHER COUNTRIES”, news: Ex South Korean President, Yoon Suk Yeol, has been sentenced to life in prison with hard labor over failed martial law declaration in 2024… HE IS GOING TO PRISON FOR DOING EXACTLY WHAT AGENT KRASNOV DID ON JANUARY 6th. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

Today is not a good day for agent Krasnov 💅 New Mexico investigators open probe into whether Epstein ordered the burial of bodies on his Zorro Ranch property, per Reuters.

In today’s FAFO news: “The wheels of justice turn slowly but they grind exceedingly fine” Prince Andrew,has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in office as part of the Epstein files investigation. The probe centers on allegations he shared conf material with JE while serving as trade envoy.

Rep.Ted Lieu: “DT is in the Ep files 1000s & 1000s of times. In the files, r highly disturbing allegations of DT raping children…threatening 2 kill children.” Leiu wouldn’t make these allegations UNLESS he has 👀 evidence 2 back them up. FFS, It’s past ⏰ 2 Article2 Section4 this cretin & his ilk.

In today’s great good news: …and for the first time in modern New Mexico history, there will be NO Republican running for Senate bc no GOP candidate could get the requisite amt of signatures required to appear on the ballot. The U.S. Senate race in New Mexico this nov. will feature dems only. 🥳🥳

Hell has frozen over. Not mad about it.

Allow me to translate for you Katie: Michelle Obama=Miche Katie Miller=Biche Ta Da 🎉

Speaking at a University in Berlin, AOC just called for Pam Bondi's resignation: “You are the Attorney General of the United States of America and you don't want to hold anyone of these pedophiles accountable? Resign or be impeached!"

Since the dow is at 50k, the spray paint correction at the GOP headquarters in Eau Claire county, Wisconsin should be a nonissue 👍🏻

A remarkably intelligent, highly educated, well-spoken badass on her very worst day. Hillary torching Trump’s “policy” re Ukraine: 👇🏼👇🏿👇

The White House director of COMMUNICATIONS is a demented thumb.

Kathy Ruemmler, Goldman Sachs' top lawyer, is resigning over her ties to Jeffrey Epstein. She helped manage Epstein's legal affairs after his conviction 2008. MORE OF THIS!! MUCH MORE. www.cnbc.com/2026/02/12/e...

And just like that, it’s turned into “take responsibility for your actions day” …bc temu eva braun appears to have cursed the DOW.

Rep Neal Dunn (R-FL) is considering retiring his congressional seat as early as next week which would wipe out the gop 218 seat house majority 🤞🤞 www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/house/4...

Someone needs to tell sham Bondi that though Nixon didn’t go to prison, his atty general did. “The fact of the matter is you will be remembered as one of the worst attorneys general in history” -Jasmine Crockett 👸🏾

In today’s great good news: Democrat, Elizabeth Bennett-Parker just won a special election for Virginia senate district 39, protecting Virginia’s Democratic trifecta 🥳🥳 democrats.org/news/elizabe...

While a buttlick resignation would be a great start, this entire administration needs to be dismantled, from top to bottom & then jailed. Obvi. www.politico.com/live-updates...

Badass alert ‼️ We are ready rep Massie. DO IT.

Somebody find Rapheal De La Ghetto!! We need to find out what he’s hoping for next. STAT!

Bad Bunny was sensational. Magnífico!! As an added bonus, If we could harvest the anger emanating off of maga right now we could light the planet on fire 🥳

Four Seasons Landscaping vibes 🥳🥳