A win! The funding bill for DHS failed in the Senate!

💯

Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"

it seems trump treats all kids like they are garbage www.smartnews.com/en-us/articl...

No apologies are necessary! I wasn’t attempting to shame, only to highlight that two things are indeed true. We must be each other's village. 🫱🏾‍🫲🏻👩🏼‍🤝‍👩🏽🇺🇸🇺🇦💯♾

Fuck no. www.kqed.org/arts/1398746...

Saw this somewhere but daylight savings time taking one hour from International Women’s Day is the most spot on slight.

everyone needs to follow @zantimes.bsky.social

everyone needs to read this, and to follow @zantimes.bsky.social

The worst part of getting old is that the number of people you can call to bail you out slowly dwindles. godspeed, Co-pilot. 💔

The nepo baby speaks out 😂 Eric Trump Calls Ayatollah’s Son an Incompetent Moron who Only Got Position Through Nepotism open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

So Pete Hegseth wants his department to be called the Department of War, he calls his soldiers “war fighters,” brags about “lethality” and “peace through strength but he, #trump, and republicans won’t call what they’re doing in #iran a war? Make it make sense!

the joke is on you, daylight savings time, I am totally fine with one hour less of this fucking shitshow

fingers crossed

Donald Trump is accused of 'hitting a schoolgirl who refused to carry out sex act on him,' in a new bombshell Epstein Files claim… why isn’t this all over the American news?

Yea, just saying this doesn’t look so good for ya boi trump

The worst part of daylight saving is that now I’m going to bed like, wait, it’s now 9:40???

Each week I send my work besties off into the weekend like, y’all have fun and stay safe, then I spend the weekend committing low level felonies and getting all kinds of banged up, and on Monday I’m like, yea my weekend was good, boring, and too fast, sigh….

Crazy to think that six years ago this time, we had the last normal week of our lives.

I like happy endings.

the Dow is at 47,500 Gas is $3.79 a gallon unemployment news is bleak US soldiers are being killed in a senseless act the DOJ is turning on him Can we please just get to the point where he’s in jail or dead?

the Dow is at 47,500 Gas is $3.79 a gallon unemployment news is bleak US soldiers are being killed in a senseless act the DOJ is turning on him Can we please just get to the point where he’s in jail or dead?

I’m ready to move somewhere pretty with a really dark night sky. Florida sucks

If it pisses trump off it must be true

WTAF

On Wednesday in Jacksonville gas went from $2.79 at 7:10 am to $3.24 at 3:30 pm. And this morning it was $3.79. Nice job, GOP, you own this shitshow.

Bwahahahahahahahaahhahahabahababahaahahahahahaahah, Kristi bwahahahaahh Noem beahahahaha bwahahaha has bwahahahahaahahahah been hahahahaah bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fired bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahajahahaahhahaahahhahaahahahahahahaahhahaahahaahahahahha

This is the face of a man who was promised Epstein Island but had to settle for mar a largo

Our government sucks but we aren’t bombing it, are we?

We voted on Nov 8, 1864, during the American Civil War. We voted Nov 7, 1916, before our involvement in World War I. We had an election on Nov 7, 1944 during World War II. And during Vietnam, we had 3 elections: Nov 3, 1964, Nov 5, 1968, and Nov 7, 1972. WAR DOESN'T STOP US FROM VOTING. #FuckTRUMP

Welp, gas went up $.45 cents a gallon today. I am OFFICIALLY tired of winning.

and a convicted felon

and a rapist

and a pedophile

Hey Iran, hit him where it hurts www.trump.com/residential-...

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funny how they have to act on this "imminent threat" of 47 years from Iran, but got zero action against climate change and measles. those motherfuckers are so fucking stupid.

sometimes I see stuff on the internet and I think, nah, that can't be right. thank you public schools.

the weirdest thing is to think that supporting your right to believe in a religion is the same thing as supporting a country. cause, yea. no.

at this point netanyahu and putin own trump the rapist. those epstien files run DEEP

if you are still asking for the Epstein Files, you haven't been paying attention. even in the tiny trickle, trump is all over them, as a child rapist, as a payer of abortions, as an abuser. time to move on to ACTING on the Epstein Files. www.justice.gov/epstein

Time to ACT.

The worst part about being bad at a language is you have to talk around the thing you are trying to say… like it’s the thing high, it’s blue, it’s the sun’s home…

Trump is in the prologue, epilogue, the index, the bibliography, the summary, the cliff notes, the anti cliff notes, AI summary, human summary, cover, inside cover, back cover, inside back cover, refrences, header, footer, all pages inside. Garland knew this but didn't want to tarnish the office

interesting how both Netanyahu and trump are somehow tangled in the #EpsteinFiles www.aa.com.tr/en/middle-ea...

school lunches cost about $3.00 per kid, retail. We could feed 20 million kids lunch every day instead of this bullshit.