@thelozzatron.bsky.social @mazymixer.bsky.social how are we feeling today 🙈

This really tickled me today. “What’s good for the goose…. is good for the other goose” 🪿 🪿 I think it might be my new favourite saying From www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@mazymixer.bsky.social @thelozzatron.bsky.social good luck today guys ⚽️

Absolutely never a pen though was it 👀

This England team just don’t give up do they

Olivia Rodrigo killing this already #glastonbury

We once stayed in a hotel in Nottigham when there was a Rod Stewart gig on - and literally every couple there looked like Rod, both the men and women.

The best song in this Rod Stewart set was when he was off the stage getting changed

Ugh I kinda miss twitter on big event nights - Glastonbury weekend was one of them. Not enough to ever go back or anything, just very aware of what was lost

@smillbery.bsky.social I have a toenail situation brewing 😔

@smillbery.bsky.social would you like a post event foot picture?

Think it’s going to take a long time to process GUCR this weekend, but as a nice summary for how things went, here I am asleep on the canal at 130 miles.

Didn’t want to win it anyway

"I've got to say, I expected a lot more from Man United tonight" WHY. WHAT LED YOU TO THIS CONCLUSION

Man Utd, making Spurs look half decent since 2022.

Any Man Utd or Spurs fans feeling confident tonight? Because I am not 😵‍💫

@threebeansaladpod.bsky.social at an airport, didn’t know what to eat, stumbled across the only acceptable choice in the vending machine

They might as well engrave our name on the champions league trophy next year already @mazymixer.bsky.social @thelozzatron.bsky.social

I‘d actually like to see Arsenal win this. Real Madrid made to look very poor in both games.

Real Madrid summoning Luca Modric for the second half

You can easily replace the existential fear of going back to work on a Sunday evening by being a Manchester United fan and watching us play.

I feel like I’ve been saying this for the last 15 years but how on earth is Luka Modric still playing? He must be about 58 now

As much as I enjoy the annual PSV muck up, this has been a joy to watch #ARSRMA

I absolutely love seeing Real Madrid or Barcelona getting thrashed - Arsenal 100% deserve this.

The new series of Coast looks like it’s going to be a difficult watch

@mazymixer.bsky.social @thelozzatron.bsky.social me all day: THANK GOD THE PREMIER LEAGUE IS BACK WOOHOOO Me 6 minutes in: *googles when the season finishes*

Replaced the cold frame at the allotment with the mega-cold frame. Recycled some old wood from a knocked down shed behind us and made up the size and shape as I went along

I’m being being lazy, does anyone know a quick way to permanently filter out the trending topic posts? Found them a bit annoying during the #bm100, just wondering if anyone saw a block list?

Just as the GUCR training was looking good I’ve had to take a week off with a bad cold. Starting the come back tomorrow 👊🏻

After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.

It turns out I can train the mental resilience required for GUCR and persevering through deeply unpleasant experiences by simply watching Manchester United.

I love the race and everything, but the new finish line section for the Manchester Marathon doesn’t look fun. I really hope it’s related to all the works in town and not permanent, because the old one was just so easy for public transport and supporters and the new one seems very meh 🫤

@thelozzatron.bsky.social 👀

Chorley Little Theatre is the best theatre, no questions will be taken on this.

One underrated thing in life is knowing someone who can quickly sort out your car when you hit a post in a car park

You ok @stubaloo.bsky.social? Fancy joining my “I hate football” team?? I’ve been in it since about 2013

This app, Solstice, is honestly giving me life through January

Maybe you can’t change the whole world…. but you *can* mock your friends slightly for driving a Tesla. I like: “have you tried the special Elon mode that switches all the interior lights to red and black”

Maybe you can’t change the whole world…. but you *can* email the places you work and ask them what their exit plan is for Twitter and what steps they are taking to protect their brand in such a toxic environment.

If Copilot was really good and useful, Microsoft wouldn’t be shoe horning it into every little corner of office, just let me flipping type. It insists on itself.

It’s going to be a long day. Any more I should get rid of?

No, you’re just a big child.

Totally normal things to say during Spine Race week: “I was watching you from my bed this morning”

Mind you, tonight’s reveal of who got murdered feels like it started on Sunday morning too

Can’t believe these Spine runners are giving up watching a week of the traitor

There were times on Saturday I thought that if I never got to do another run I’d be ok with that, just absolutely ridiculous, once in a lifetime conditions at the Bowland Ultra. And one of the race photos is me stuffing my face leaving an aid station. Loved it, one day I’ll stop wanging on about it

We absolutely robbed Arsenal tonight, decent in defence but Arsenal made loads of chances still. Kind of think it’s karma for that disgraceful penalty decision.

Justice there!

Absolutely never a penalty that, and those Arsenal shirts are absolutely awful. They look like the cheap ones you get from races

You have to think that @nuddypants.bsky.social might be doing the spine just to get away from her social media notifications 🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... absolutely incredible story.