Hop into a Discord server full of autistic people and discover the miracle of bullshitting in voice chat on a Friday night while you work on your hyperfixation craft instead of having to put on a human suit and blow money on overpriced drinks at a bar

Man Donnie boy has really upped the ante to get more people out to the fair today

Schadenfreude (n.) - Seeing the spoiled rich kid from your local music scene who blamed everyone else for his lackluster music career despite being handed every opportunity possible getting dunked on by national news for playing Trump's star spangled shitshow to a grand total of 8 people

No but actually if he can grow sideburns I'm sold

Some of y'all have never dug through the ditches and burned through the witches and slammed in the back of my Dragula and it really shows

Forgot I can talk about this now! The lovely folks at @uepodca.st gave me the opportunity to compose the theme music for their new AP arc, Glimmercliff Caper! If you like TTRPGS, heists, and wibbly-wobby timey-wimey stuff, check it out 🧐 youtu.be/qO3ytDv8mbw?...

Y'all remember when people were going girlypop dances to early 2000s nu metal and dad rock we gotta run that back a bit cause how did "Face To The Floor" by Chevelle never make it into the rotation

Sometimes you just gotta take an extra half an edible and watch balalaika virtuoso Alexei Arkhipovsky absolutely rip that shit

My friend is working on a cool game and is a cool person, you should check out their work. 🖤

Some of y’all need to learn the difference between a million dollars and a billion dollars.

Tonight in my gay pirate game:

"as you enter the cave of doom, you hear the loud roar of a vacuum cleaner emerge from the shadows"

Last night in my gay pirate game: -Anne Bonny and the runaway nun smashed -depressed dad was having opium flashbacks in the infirmary -transmasc Cinderella started a ship fire (oops) -the crew narrowly escaped Amaro Pargo (look him up) -CLIFFHANGER: Anne Bonny is depressed dad's daughter?!?!

I get to kick off Pride Month by running my gay pirate game for all my gay friends who are making their gay barbies kiss

Last night in my gay pirate game: -A barfight turned into the runaway nun's first date with Anne Bonny -The brooding helmsman and his privateering ex-boyfriend had a row -The depressed dad got shot & fell off a ship ("i lived bitch") -The transmasc cinderella allegory's Navy stepbrother is a dick

As a fan of both Scrubs and Do A Powerbomb, can confirm. 😭

A very niche thread of comic recs for fans of Bill Lawrence shows, aka broken people trying to become better people while making jokes.

It's been a long time since I watched veggie tales but if I remember correctly the guy who made the gold bunny was the badguy

Someone help I've reached the age where I say out loud "wow this is a great game" after a particularly competitive round of double jeopardy

"only take them if you feel like you need them" my brother in Christ if I don't feel like I need them ITS BECAUSE IM FUCKING TAKING THEM

TKO is really gonna make me watch AEW again. Crazy

The venn diagram of people who call 5e a "universal game system" and people who talk about fudging dice and hit points to "pace dramatic effect" is a circle because why would you feel the need to learn the rules for a different game when you're not even using the rules of the game you're playing

Quote with your vibe if you were a vampire

The next reconstruction: - Expand the House to 700 Seats - Use MMP to create a multi-party system with PR - Use RCV for US Senate elections - End the filibuster + add DC - Limit the power of the Supreme Court - Expand the court to 13 Justices - Term limits and ethics rules for the court

we lost a real one this week

New #deadweightrpg devlog: imaginationarcade.itch.io/deadweightrp...

I thought restaurant was spelled "restaraunt" for so long that to this day I second guess myself when I spell it right

What about a series of animated shorts in the format of Roadrunner and Coyote but it's Fidel Castro evading assassination attempts by the CIA

Got a lot done for the #deadweightrpg expansion while on vacation, and made some minor tweaks to the core zine too. Planning to do a devlog update this week if I have the spoons. Wanna buy the core game and get access to all future revisions? Get it here, along with hundreds of other great games!

America is like Black Mirror with new dystopian horrors every day meanwhile NYC is the San Junipero episode

Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw

It's like when you get coke from the fountain but the syrup is out -100/10

Update on the #deadweightrpg expansion zine: there's gonna be an archetype for monster-fuckers

Wanna check out #deadweightrpg and also support a great cause? Right now, you can get a digital download of Deadweight - along with 510 other indie titles - for only $5! All proceeds from this bundle benefit TransAffirm Inc. and Boise's The Community Center! 🏳️‍⚧️ itch.io/b/3525/ttrpg...

Wait so traveller 5e wasn't an April fools thing

Remember when David Hogg said exactly this a year ago and the DNC responded by voiding his election to co-vice chair? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Highlights of tonights Marvel Multiverse game (1/2): -Mr. Knight falling off a building and knocking out a Hand Ninja -Nightcrawler using Teleport Together to Fastball Red Hulk into a T-Rex -Deadpool trying to open the Negative Zone as a "funny bit", then succeeding with a perfect 6-1-6

Showed this to my partner this morning and realized they have the type of autism where not only did they remember these three but also every other channel number growing up

Discord is running ads now so I think I'm just gonna blow my shit smoove off

Predator is cool and all but I never understood the hype around putting them in franchise crossover death battles when their own movies usually end with them losing to a regular dude from earth "Who would win if Predator fought Wolverine" like idk maybe he should try to clear Danny Glover first

have the flattest fuckest Friday Hit the goddamn music

The more I explore OBS the more I wonder why Twitch APs don't set up scenes to manage all assets natively. Loading maps, art, and music/sfx directly into OBS might take some finagling, but then you could manage the whole show from one window instead of having to keep track of multiple open captures.

Proud to be the 22nd backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for DEADWEIGHT - [analog_survival_horror.rpg]! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/i...

My favorite thing about not being as active on socials now is I always miss the actual occurrence of the Stupid Thing™ then log on and find everyone vagueposting to make fun of the Stupid Thing™

To anyone who hasn't seen Dark City (1998) before but likes The Matrix (1999): GO WATCH DARK CITY (1998) BUT ONLY THE DIRECTOR'S CUT. THE THEATRICAL CUT SPOILS ALL THE TWISTS AT THE START IT'S BAD. ALSO DON'T LOOK UP ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEFOREHAND. GO IN BLIND TRUST ME.

Active shooter at the college down the street from me today. I have 2 friends on staff there. I'm so fucking tired of this.

My good friend Briar is an incredibly talented non-binary artist specializing in fantasy character art! Their commissions are open to fund their upcoming move, so if you are looking to get art of your OC done, you can help a trans person find stable housing while you're at it! ko-fi.com/binabees_

I helped a bit in making this!! So if you like what I make or appreciate other posts on TTRPGs (especially design) I've written, then you'll probably really like DEADWEIGHT too!!

You ever think about how Qui-Gon said "the negotiations will be short" at the beginning of this movie And then 5 more movies took place