On September 21st I'm bringing a brand new show to the Bill Murray. Here's a trailer for it and 50% of the profits will go to doctors of the world

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Just saying some horrible things at Top Secret

Just saying

Guys I have made my first ever proper real trailer for my show on June 18th

This this this oh my god. If you're going to come book in advance. I've pulled so many shows to have people go "noooooo I was gonna come!" Also let's be frank... If I think 3 people are coming to my show how much time do you think I'm gonna dedicate to it ?....

I know everyone has different circumstances but if you see a gig you think you'll go to and you have the means to do so: book a ticket. I see so many comedians having to cancel gigs because people keep waiting til the last minute to book.

GM

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The pope dying at Easter means Catholics can finally understand how we felt when George Michael died on Christmas

I'm in a waiting room at the hospital, a bloke has his phone on speaker while his girlfriend is screaming at him about the Insta messages she's found between him and his ex... So do people really not give a fuck about privacy anymore or is he just not even computing that everyone can hear this?

Gregg Wallace totally fine then

Here we go again

Casting for The Beatles movie announced

I'm glad that Sabrina Carpenter and Barry Keoghan broke up because this would have been their kid:

I agree. It's 2025, there's no excuse for Scousin' up...

Just let the red pill guys and the trad wife girls marry each other and be miserable.

Lineup for the Beatles Movie announced

Me talking about my career history on LinkedIn

Steve Cooper

Any other freelancers submit work then immediately have a meltdown?

It's been a long international break

*Signs into blue sky Feed full of centrist dad satire that's about as funny as vomit Me:

Monday tomorrow

Why does she look like a chippy tea here?

Physically I'm vaping in the toilet cubicle of an LNER train but spiritually I'm locked in, working towards my ambitions.

XL Bullies on their way to the park

The way I'm breaking my neck running back to twitter if Musk has to give it up.

Gheorghe Hagi anyone?

You ever put your phone down for a bit so you can get one big boost of serotonin when you see 3 notifications all at once?

But why not?

Therapist: "The After Eights bunny can't hurt you." The After Eights bunny:

Blue Whale on at date: Internally: "Don't let her know you're a whale, don't let her know you're a whale" Waiter: "What can I get you" Blue Whale: "Yeah .... Could I get like a ton of fucking krill. DAMMIT!"

Juniniho Pernambucano when he feels like it

Just got a KitKat out of the cupboard and my mum said "so are you not having dinner with us?"

Alvaro Recoba on his day though

My dad's hobbies include talking over every question on Mastermind, then asking what the question was and then leaving the room.

Pablo Aimar though