"I am a good chhehebsbnn-" Kim in realtime. I couldn't even finish the thought because my brain flatlined halfway through.

Random feelings post: I used to be so frustrated that I didn't transition earlier in life, like I missed out on so much Now I'm actually doing it though 98% of those feelings have vanished. I don't care any more, I am becoming *me* now and that's all that matters Its never too late 💕⚧️

Kim: "Oh hey, it's the Solo cup™ design" Mars: >:C

I have heard Mariah Carey. My holiday checklist has already started.

Dragon going down, down, deeper down~ (Commission for @ashkor.bsky.social and @soah-nexrala.bsky.social!)

Fucking shopping malls, I don't have money

Aaaaaaaaa there's a Fizzaroli "Babygirl" shirt at Hot Topic I need

Thanks, SelectHealth insurance, for insisting you know better than my transgender care team and forcing me to get a lower strength antifungal gel for dilating and wound care. I have a yeast infection now, so I'm being prescribed oral antifungal, which means MORE money the insurance has to cover.

Me though

i like fishnets

She yearns for her love

:p

I just got horny from someone aggressively jiggling and groping my tits from behind Validation

Feeling extremely gay for a big girl stuffing her fat cock in me

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it -Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment -you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

A doodle of our own cute derg giving you some finger guns! Character: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/solidscale | @solidscale.bsky.social  #art #traditionalArt

Ow x.o My wallet

P.S. Obligatory "fuck you I'm an adult" discount Halloween candy because it's buy one get one for $1.

Jesus fucking christ CVS

Happy Nomvember, btw Please digest me

Ohshitohfuck she's thawing

...what?

Every snack now has either a “protein” version or flaming hot version. But I ask. Whomst amongst us will play god too close to the sun and make Flaming Hot Protein powder?

There are species that have a very fast digestive transit time (how fast food goes from mouth to butt) like mustelids, small rodents, etc due to fast metabolism. I have a penchant for winding up in those same critters. Funny how that works. (the message here is: mulch me please)

This law office Mars is calling has "In the Hall of the Mountain King" as their hold music. That is evil villain kind of stuff.

There is a story here.

Hey, Python deserves your support. This kicks ass. Thanks for having our backs, y'all.

Oh no. I can hear her voice already. She's getting closer.

This all boils down to "we need to ignore every issue the people are objecting the loudest and focus only on the issues that make capitalists happy" Tear it all down. America needs a do-over.

I want a hot butch lady to pin me to the wall and growl into my ear what she's going to do to my body

I KNOW WHAT I MEANT FUCK OFF

This day in San Francisco has been blessed.

Cool. This definitely won't fuck us while we're out here.

Feeling ugly today.

Why in the actual fuck would I give Amazon my whole fucking hand? Do you want a DNA sample while you're at it? Blood perhaps?

This rose vine is trying to climb in the window and kill us

"Did you cum in my hair while I was asleep?" Train IRL: extremely loud incorrect buzzer

Talking about weird dreams turning into fears Me: I had dreams about getting flushed down the toilet if I got close Them: I dreamed about being dragged out of the car by a witch. Then my fear of witches turned into a kink for witches. Me: ... ... *thinks about first statement, intense sweating*

You guys. Buy a bidet. If your toilet can seat one it will change your life. ;; GO GO NOW AND BE FREE

Trans speedrunners be like "okay we got bad rng on the character creation but if we spam E repeatedly a chest will appear"

Hey everyone, remember when "The Cloud" was the new techbro hotness? The "AI" bubble will pop, and it will be glorious.

Yogi Tea wants me to be a queer furry

WHY IS HE A FUCKING BEASTAR

I dunno if I'll announce my birthday this year. I certainly don't have any grand plans.

I NEED THIS. IT HAS CHEETAHS

What's the feminine version of dictating?

Sickness update: my phlegm is no longer colors™ so I guess that's improving