Okay, I strongly dislike that the anonymous thing is cookie based. It means I can't log in from my phone to answer questions unless I generate a new link.

Uh, sure I guess? I've done these before and I did some Q&A's on my Discord, but it kinda fell off. www.secretmessage.link/secret/695c3...

That's heavily mood dependent, tbh. But down the throat is my preferred way to go in most cases.

Dick feet tall if size difference is involved. I like when my partner is about half again as tall as I am so they can loom over me. Ideally I prefer same-size though, pred or prey. Macro in any sense doesn't really hit for me. I like being substantial for a predator, and want a friend to fill me.

Incidentally: Me as a young adult: WHO COULD POSSIBLY NEED A LUBE BOTTLE THAT BIG? Me as a trans girl: There is not enough lube in the world for my vagina.

Hey, manufacturers. If you design a bottle that can't fully (or at least nearly fully) empty itself, reevaluate your design. I fucking hate pump top bottles. I can't pump the last 20% of the lube out of the 16oz bottle I have because the straw doesn't reach the bottom.

Well that was...a stream. I forgot to post it here, just dropped the link in my writing discord. I feel so disengaged. Disconnected. Like, I was there but I wasn't really "there."

R.I.P, PBS

With a heavy heart, I'm here to announce that @hookaloof.bsky.social , aka Lia (she/her/they/them), has passed away. They were at home, found unresponsive by a roommate this morning. Details will be kept private. They were the love of my life. A truly golden-hearted wonder. Love you, Lia.

Uh, sure I guess? I've done these before and I did some Q&A's on my Discord, but it kinda fell off. www.secretmessage.link/secret/695c3...

Anyway now that stream is done, have some shiny rocks that I've tumbled and polished up for show.

CW: Plush #vore / melty plush/stuffing #digestion + #weightgain ! . . . Finished commission for @gnoll.party and @kim-chee.bsky.social ! ^^ Kim wanted to be a plush... some arrangements have been made, just not in the way she foresaw! ;) #zodoridoodles #furryart

I said I was gonna stream today, I'm gonna stream today. Picking up more Unbeatable in...well, whenever I finish setting everything up let's be honest, basically right now twitch.tv/twitchykimchee

I don't know what the future holds. I just know that my place isn't here, in this home. I don't know how or when that will change. There's a lot to do and few people have the means to financially help me out of here.

If it makes anyone feel any better, Kam and Retna have my home phone number now. As in, the landline phone in my parents' house, which they always answer. If I'm having a crisis and am unresponsive, let them handle it.

And this is precisely why I wish people would let me fight my own battles, instead of pressuring me to do things or talking amongst themselves. There were a lot of wildly inaccurate things that misrepresented what was actually happening, so I made myself look like a massive asshole. Thanks.

There is irony in admitting you used AI to fact check an AI post. Surely this won't go poorly in the future 🤡 Journalism is dying, if it hasn't already.

People are already picking apart that this is likely AI generated and I'm fucking livid.

Why do I even bother trying to fix anything?

Putin got away with Georgia and Crimea, so he invaded Ukraine since there were no real repercussions. If we let Trump get away with Venezuela, he WILL do it again without hesitation. Power-hungry dictators don't stop unless they get stopped.

The EU better come up with a defense strategy for Greenland

I got a new toy! This one is CHONKY. I wanted the 22 pound unit, but it's not in production/out of stock. This 4 pound one will suffice, though. For reference, a pic of my current two models, then comparisons to the third one I just acquired.

Dear rest of the World, Many people voted against him. We speak out and demand action. We put in power people we hope will do better, they don't. The system has failed us. Money has won & their lust for more has been killing this country and others for decades. I am so very sorry. IDK what to do.

Figures this would all happen while my hyper-conservative branch of the family is present. Dad, "Well, Maduro..." Was an awful person, we agree on that. The way he was ousted is what I'm taking exception to.

I'm tired of living history. Can we please do something about this?

All right. There's the confirmation. Call your US reps and tell them to impeach. Call your US senators and tell them to publicly support impeachment. blacksky.community/profile/did:...

Ah, I guess we're at war. Fuck.

Oh, we getting porn bot rushed again?

I have placed 13 tiles in front of each of you. You will all take turns selecting a new tile and discarding a tile until one of you wins using the combined tiles before you. One of you will die (unrelated)

screenshot in case the post gets taken down or deleted

MY SLIME TRACKERS ARRIVED I'm so wiggly now AAAAAAAAAA

I should make a ghost Kim with big tits. She'll be the Ghostest with the Mostest.

Actually, you know what? Shift gears. Start calling your PayPros, demanding they cut off funding to generative AI companies that are caught generating CSAM.

So, when are the PayPros gonna cut off funding to Twitter over this? *crickets*

The funniest part about this is GROK quoting all the US laws that make IT implicit in creating this material.

I’m so furious that legal NSFW art and artists are being slowly gentrified off the internet while billionaires make CSAM-generating robots with impunity

That moment when you recognize an obvious marking on someone's sona that is likely an Iron Eagle. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Hi, I'm the Mormon church. I was dragged by the neck and almost run over by a fully loaded handcart during a pioneer handcart reenactment.

I fits, so I sits

Pros of today: *gestures wildly at profile* Cons of today: I am still unbearably horny because reaching orgasm is hard. I want to tear my shirt open and scream like a barbarian at the heavens because I'm so pent up.

Didn't make it the entire day >/////////<

vore?

Apparently, girls with big, stupid glasses are a thing for me now. STOP BEING SO HOT. FUCK. Ten years ago I was the gayest princess boy. What the fuck.

You know, between my gaming/streaming PC setup with its dual 27" monitors, modem + router, LED grow lights for my succulents, and two rock tumblers running at the same time, I'm genuinely surprised my room's electrical circuit doesn't collapse. Thank god for LED technology.

Amazing. I had a like the moment I posted that. Fuck off, porn bots.

Thinking about the handful of folks (it's probably more than that but roll with me) that look up to me as a role model for being openly trans. Don't do this, I'd be a terrible person to model yourself after. I'll be your sexy cheetah mommy if you like, but no.

THOUST WORMS, IT ISETH PROUNOUNCEDETH PINGE

"I don't have balls anymore, surely there won't be any more problems with the cat stepping on uncomfortable places when she's in my lap."

OKAY SO BEFORE WE GET EXCITED I WANT TO POINT OUT THE ORIGINAL NANCY DREW STORIES HAD HER AT AGE 16. 18 YEAR OLD NANCY DREW ISN’T PUBLIC DOMAIN UNTIL 2049.