Say ahh

It’s #HumpDay and I’m feeling frisky. I’ll let you decide which you prefer. Bonus points if you want both. 😈

Ya’ll she went a little crazy at the LGS.

I'm so overdue for just turning my brain off and be put through a mattress 🥵

I’ve said it before and it really does taste sweet! Probably because I’m thinking of you~~ #bear #cub #panda #gaysian

Look at Curry man, so inspirational.

I prolly need to make a personal account cuz too many people come here for MtG and and they get flash banged by my fat pasty ass LMAO

Gm

It’s not Friday but I finally built a deck that used this 5 drop and now I understand.

Giving it to you from the front and back

5 minutes till #fcf ends 😉

Fat boy friday, fat cock Friday Either way I'm gonna show off, happy Friday!

It’s #humpday

I love wearing my camo thong to the gym 🤤 #thongthursday

Little booties matter

It’s #humpday

My MTG haul today :3

Just slide in

Oh 🫣🥴

Can’t believe this was earlier this year. Seems like ages ago cuz of all the shit going on. MagicCon was one of the most fun things I’ve done in ages. *white girl voice* Take me backkkkkk 😭

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Foinally!

Time for a change.

Architects are excited because they know that under glorious communist regime of Comrade Mamdani, brutalism is so back

Hwat

Fat dad Friday 🫣

Yeah! I called it a cooter. What of it?

Fuck me

At this stage I wouldn’t be surprised of Zohran put out a video where he shocks the waiter by ordering in perfect Mandarin

Who wants to give me a massage? 🐻

You wanna feel it?

Tummy Tuesday ☺️

🫡

Who wants to wash me up? 😈

I really don’t want to talk to an AI on every single website/platform I go to. It’s just a surveillance tool dressed up as a helpful technology that sucks up everything you put into it and now it’s in every thing.

I’m a little late to the party. But Rumi’s story in KPOP Demon Hunters is a trans allegory yeah?

Close enough, welcome back Rasputin.

My man my man my man my baby my baby 🥰

Had fun playing EDH yesterday! We only had 3 and we each won a game. I won with my my Teval deck and this combo. My boo popped off with Lady Octopus and simulacrum synthesizer and our pod mate beat us down with Fangorn and a bunch of trees!

well alright Cooper Flagg

Saturday

#fdf #fcf

I like these hump day pics ^_^

💖💕😝💕💖

Tummy Tuesday :)

I’m not great at this game but we were fucking gaming tonight sweetie!

I meant to show you guys the rest but I got into a car accident on the way home LMFAO