holy SHIT geno

(fuck the pittsburgh steelers always)

bengals and their fans don't deserve joe flacco btw

factual. also he's so handsome

joseph flacco

every time it's a jump scare

it's almost like... this is the kind of person sane americans actually want in office

i live with the #1 josh naylor fan, the rest of us can only hope to be 2nd

AI glasses are lazy and weird and really gross

god i fucking hate the steelers. i hate the bengals. i hate aaron rodgers. i love joe flacco though ☹️ why, joe. why.

i desperately need to share this. weirdest funniest most insane thing i have experienced in my entire professional life

oh my god seattle let's fucking goooo

absolute rage bait list here, the steelers are not 3rd by a thousand years, come the fuck on now kids. and the josh allen/bills glazing never ENDS

i've never been very attracted to george clooney until watching ER for the first time. i get it now. damn.

😎

hated every second of this, even before they beat us at home. get the fuck outta here with this, go practice in LA

i don't watch baseball for stats, i watch for vibes and objectifying men in tight pants and i'm not sorry

noodle boy surviving angry hot spot and nor'easter

jk i'm always here for harrison butker missing an extra point. perhaps he should go back to the kitchen and improve his sandwich making skills??

oooookay so no more live sports tonight!! back to horror movies!

anyway here’s an image of adley more people should be seeing

me: ranting at the tv about how much i hate george springer george sprinter: immediately hits a home run me:

i'm young enough to remember some of you fawning cutely over alejandro kirk (it was like 3 days ago, bombastic side eye)

it's time for us all to come together and return to hating on the blue jays now that they've served their purpose

almost tricked myself into watching this game today but then i remembered i have free will and some sense of self preservation

i moved from maryland to new england and let me fucking tell you, i would never 🫡 support 🫡 the patriots 🫡 or the yankees or giants or red sox or jets. that's not adapting to culture and this is one of the dumbest takes i've ever seen in my entire life. grow up

this is me

just in case you didn't know btw 🫡

not sure why no one has made a horror movie about running into another person in your building's laundry room

favorite coworker's boyfriend is a phillies fan and she watched them get eliminated the other night with him and said she'd never been more turned off in her life and i'm still laughing

oh wow is there a chance ryan mountcastle's going to get non tendered this off season??? i had NO idea, virtually no one has spoken about it except every other day, constantly

Who? 🥱💤

i saw jack flaherty consorting with the devil

"i don't think anyone's left" FUCKING DUH?? these announcers have been pissing me off

this game has been fucking cuckoo

i've realized with a sudden clarity tonight how much i don't actually like the tigers AT ALL and i never liked jack flaherty when he was with us and somehow this all makes sense now and i won't apologize either way

i live with the #1 josh naylor fan, the rest of us can only hope to be 2nd

anyways here's ronan

me omw to like every post contemplating a mayo trade

ronan's been reading my bsky posts apparently because he just got up to follow jamie this time and we both went 😦😦😦😦

the next time you think a lady talking ball is being too defensive or quick to feel insulted, i want you to look at the replies they tend to get, no matter what they're posting, and reconsider 🫵

i just like to say SKATTEBO in a stupid voice in my living room

i'm obsessed with this

one of the funniest / my favorite things about my dog is that he won't EVER let me go to the bathroom alone but has no problem letting @steadyhandscastle.bsky.social face the uncertain trials solo and i'm always like damn man... i'm weak. untrustworthy. i must be monitored for my own safety

invasion of the body snatchers playing in the plaza outside our condo right now is actually very fucking scary

sheeeeesh are all these series gonna go to 5 games or what?

10 horror movies to get to know me by ⛓️‍💥 hellraiser (1987) 🎃 halloween (1978) 🏚️ hell house llc 🩸 the lost boys 🐝 candyman (1992) 🍬 trick ‘r treat 🧛🏻‍♂️ fright night (2011) 📺 poltergeist (1982) ◼️ the descent ⛪️ jeepers creepers