i don't think bryce harper is like....... okay. he scares me

i hate all off season shenanigans, i just want to fast forward to march and already know who's going to be in this damn team

i swear to god maryland has gotten more snow since we moved away than we've gotten in NEW ENGLAND, which is absurd

we've been watching the coziest run of winter/holiday/horror movies + a round of wuthering heights and it's made these freezing ass new england nights so lovely

so true

scans

peeped the giants pats score and it was exactly what i expected

i'm seeing that steelers fans booed RENEGADE at home and nothing has ever warmed my soul more

mason rudolph you dumb bitch 😂

of course fucking josh mediocre allen would play horribly against pittsburgh

aaron rodgers literally looks like he's halfway through staring straight at the ark of the covenant

the way mike macdonald should be the baltimore ravens head coach right now

sweet caroline is an anti red sox trigger

THAT WAS CRAZY

look upon this shirt @steadyhandscastle.bsky.social got me 💅

how i spent my mini break

go fash and play like trash

tv go off 💃

this game got me so fucked up, we recovered that fumble and i very sincerely said "at least that'll stop them from scoring more runs"

i shan't be watching any more football this weekend after this 🙂‍↔️

i could do better than faalele and rosengarten and i'm 5'0

i'd so much rather be losing against flacco than rat faced joe burrow

these refs can suck my entire dick

we had to sit through that dull ass post malone halftime but we don't GET TO WATCH LIL JON????

maybe we should all just turn this game off together

showing burrow's stupid sad face after that TD was pure cinema

CHAAAARLES

oh so it's a Play Like Shit Immediately game i see

jamie and i have met renee 🥰

happy holidays from my brother who is reacting to a picture of... my dad's hairstyle i sent him. i'm still laughing

fucking cowboys have to immediately suck ass against the chiefs? thanks for nothing, losers

thanks for playing our song, jack 😎✌️💜

Sources are telling me the Orioles offered Dylan Cease 3/80 and said please

genuinely asking, does anyone still sincerely enjoy stranger things (the last 2 seasons specifically) or are we all watching this elementary school mediocrity just to finally know how it ends?

anyways i am closing my eyes to everything but football and food now, politics and baseball do not exist to me

why is it always our division but never our fucking TEAM 🤬

one more day of work and then three gloriously rare days off in a row ✌️

saints fans trying to justify signing tucker: if i see you, i'm gonna drag you, you deserve it, fuck justin tucker

is every episode of pluribus going to both scare the shit out of me and make me cry? anyways rhea seehorn your long overdue emmy awaits

a tragic tale in 2 parts 🥲

scans 👎

rewatching wicked and i know it's a meTaPHOr but i love that these assholes in this cuckoo bananas land where magic exists and animals talk draw the line at someone being green

idk i think philly has this

just talked about this yesterday in my home. i was the quintessential hp millennial. that series meant so much to me. fuck jk rowling forever and i will never give that evil mold huffing hag another dollar for the rest of my days

not sure i've watched any cowboys games this season but it's time to once more disrupt peace in my home and start making fun of dak's stupid ass YEAAAAAH again

fuck the chiefs