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never forget

I have Liz Lemon’s ringtone stuck in my head

year-end posting

goodbye 2023!

this is how i send thirst traps

please don’t prove me wrong but it’s nice how you can post a picture of yourself on here without some guy who hasn’t gotten pussy in 203929 months telling you he saw body hair on your forearms or something

humping my boyfriend’s leg like a dog

oomf made me cum with just his voice earlier :)

hey yall

posting selfies until i find all 74k of my friends?

are people doing “mirror selfies wrapped” here too. i am

I’m warming up to this place. maybe it is new twitter

this week i’ve been talking about shoegaze like it’s my new boyfriend. i cannot get enough. i’m looking forward to getting up tomorrow and listening to more

would you tell me if my backpack looked stupid. like if one of the pockets was open or if one of the straps was way longer than the other or if it was too full or if it looked stupid for any other reason. would you let me know if my backpack was looking abnormal

We’re in the playoffs. The year is 2051. I have been the manager of the Philadelphia Phillies for 27 years.

I think i just felt internal motivation for the first time

go hold your butt accountable for a fart

my therapist said “how does that make you feel” and all i could come up with after thinking in silence for a minute was “bad”

jpeg is the working class image format. png is for coastal elites. tif belongs to the ivory tower intelligentsia. gif is libertarian borderline sovcit and webp is the DNC

remember that time i got so horny for my twitter mutual that troye sivan ended up on my spotify wrapped. ahahah…

wrapped day

gm

i’ve never cum at the same time as someone else, so the guy is always behind me making sounds of pure ecstasy and i’m like

on twitter we’ve circled back to doordash again

who up wanting him so bad

can’t sleep. hi. i really should be posting on here more; i will try

I also forgot to show off my new cat on here. this is Julia <3

I forgot to show off my new hair on here

can i do this here

started to think about why he’s so good at eating pussy

bluesky is a dating site

tbh I’m disappointed that you’re all still calling posts “skeets”

safe for bluesky

breaking: dick and balls smells like dick and balls

cum

cum

logged in to report an account that was impersonating me also hiiiiii <3

sorry i zoned out when you were talking i was just imagining how your face would look if it was buried in my boobs

basic gf economy bf

I put the “Basic” in “Basic Economy”!

would you tell me if my backpack looked stupid. like if one of the pockets was open or if one of the straps was way longer than the other or if it was too full or if it looked stupid for any other reason. would you let me know if my backpack was looking abnormal

ate too much for lunch i should just go d*e

a man just went by and smiled at ME for a change. I feel powerful

when you’re mean to me i get an ibs flareup

this week i’ve been talking about shoegaze like it’s my new boyfriend. i cannot get enough. i’m looking forward to getting up tomorrow and listening to more

you telling me this nomial is poly