Tried to walk out at 0-3. Sadly, so did everyone else, so we all ended up stuck on the stairs. Sums it up, really.

Is this some kind of deal where we have to sacrifice the women’s team for the men to stay up? 😂

Justice for Senegal.

Well, that’s what you call an injury crisis…

The more I see that Van Dijk foul on Richy, the more angry I get. VDV got sent off for less. Less biased decisions might become number 11 on my list.

Longest 5 minutes of my life coming up right about now

He deserves that. Get in, Richy.

Oh, Richy, just get one of those in. 😬

“How shit must you be? It’s only 1 nil”

That stadium is cursed

Starting to think about things I’ll enjoy about not being in the PL next season. 1. No VAR 2. Cancelling my TNT subscription 3. Not having to listen to Sky Sports banging on about us getting relegated 4. No more Alan Smith 5. No more Paul Merson TBC

Arse.

All they needed to do was to keep everyone on the pitch for one game 🤦🏼‍♀️

That’ll do. 👑👑👑

Currently listening to Trump droning on (there’s a lack of English TV channels on holiday) and I still have absolutely no idea what the aim of any of this is. Or what the exit strategy is. History will not be kind to that man. I hope he’s history sooner rather than later.

Someone last season really did sign that deal with the devil. ☹️

I hope there’s something wrong with the camera and Marco Silva isn’t actually that colour…

I think I might just stick with the women for the rest of the season

Saka will be fine in about 10 minutes time. Standard

Having to watch this with my Arsenal supporting Dad is absolute agony. I just want to shout unacceptable language at the telly.

Fuck off, Drury and Neville. Eze’s scored 6 goals all season and apparently he’s now the best player in the world. 🙄

Satisfying football result.

Pretty sure that when they sack him he’ll be using the Equality Act as his defence.

This. Much as it would make life as an HR professional a lot easier, who the hell is OK with them taking away people’s rights? This alongside the “we’ll punish people for not having kids” should be ringing major alarm bells for everyone

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but they’ve got Camden Hells in the downstairs bars at the O2. Farewell Budweiser and Stella 🙌🏻🙌🏻

VAR in the speed skating checking for a foul by Romero

I’ve just seen what Simon Brotherton looks like. Commentators never look like they sound.

Post an image you can hear

I’ve spent a week being told that GB might win a medal. Therefore he could be 5 minutes ahead and I’d still be dubious.

Just watched Stick to Football. Won’t be doing that again, I listen to enough of their waffle every weekend. Ange was good, though.

The supply teacher comment was spot on.

Someone make my dreams come true until the end of the season. Help us, Sean Dyche, you’re our only hope.

Doesn’t solve the bigger issues, but the relief is enough for today.

Oh, come on, Thomas, at least go down slagging off the board. It’s the only way we’ll have any respect for you at all.

If we get fucking relegated in lieu of West Ham and Arsenal win the league all in the same season, I'm going to kick my own ass like that scene in Fight Club.

Thank god I don’t have to watch this dross for 12 whole days.

Dear England, could you just not?

Given up and gone to watch the rugby. Stuff this.

Well, I was not expecting that.

Poor Jan’s got to come out to that at half time.

Shot on target. The comeback is on.

“Sideways and backwards, everywhere we go.”

So in the alternate reality where we finish 17th and win the CL, does he get fired too?

I’m sorry to have to say it, but I fear we may have to sacrifice the traditional 3 points against City next week. I know it’ll be hard for the team, but it’s for the greater good.

Thank god for our centre backs. Please get that bloke gone.

Well, if someone doesn't replace that penguin with Paddington by the time I wake up tomorrow morning, I'll be amazed

Hats off to them. Played an absolute blinder and made what could have been a damp squib into a brilliant ending #TheTraitors

I can live with a Jade and Jack win. Faraaz has been irrelevant so he can go.

Absolutely. Fucking. Not. #TheTraitors

I quite like Andy Robertson, and with Davies out it makes sense. A transfer I approve of.