Cruising for Caulk

Date night 🥰

Do you like my new cowboy hat? 🤠 #MCM

Going cowboy hat shopping with a load inside me 🤪🤠

Been a while since I’ve gotten a new jock 💛

Golden rays #FCF

Today’s “Generic IT Guy” on-site fit

It’s the most wonderful time of the year (time to vote in your local and state elections!)

inside you are three homosexuals.

Saturday morning hotel moments

The last day of #jocktober 😭 and also happy Halloween haha

Halloweanie 🎃🧙‍♀️

Please enjoy my #FCF offering 😈

Dr. Dillamond is a conventionally attractive goat. I will not accept any different opinions.

I'm no artist but I can sure paint a hole.

It’s Wednesday. You know what that means! 🩷🍑 #HumpDay

I did a little TikTok about beginner boudoir self photography (because of course my passions are going to be incredibly niche 😂) but also took some pics and they turned out pretty ok for being relatively rushed. The concept was just using door frames to create a focal point and uh… frame your photo

Jocktober is still going! Here is my white one. RS if you want to help get it dirty?

It’s duck boot and flannel weather this week #TighteyWhities #TummyTuesday

Things keep costing MONEY 🫨😮‍💨😵‍💫

Monochrome Musings #MCM Puppy decided to make an appearance too

Bf: “You don’t post anymore. Think of the fans!” Hi friends! Happy Sunday!

Hey Bluesky. I’m still alive. Been away for awhile 💙

Life has been exhausting, but I’m having some coffee and smiling through it (for now)

Pedro Pascal and Noah Wyle nominated in the same category for the Emmy’s… Why can’t both my daddies win?

When #TighteyWhiteyTuesday falls on a Primary Runoff Election Day

He’s right. It’s an indisputable universal truth

I’m rewatching Wicked tonight, and I’m realizing how much I want to own Fiyero’s pants

Time to head back to Atlanta

Not me missing out on saying hi to one of my biggest internet crushes here at the beach in Chicago because I couldn’t work up the social courage to do so 🙃😵‍💫

Anyways hi Chicago! I’m here for the weekend 🥰

Me sitting in the Centurion Lounge we accessed with my partner’s credit card

Seriously, if only I had the means to move to Canada right now…

Feeling frisky today

Good morning

Bear cub in nature

So I bought some new bandanas 😁

What's the best ass pic in your camera roll? This one always seems to garner a lot of attention when I dust it off and repost it, sooooo 😉

Coworker: hey can you jump on a call real quick? Me:

Good morning 🩲 #TightyWhitieTuesday

Sunday stretches

This. Please this. Give them zero attention. ⬇️⬇️⬇️

Typed out a long response to someone’s brain dead political take on Facebook but decided it wasn’t worth it to start an argument and moved on Please clap 🤣😅

Morning glow while I sip my coffee and slowly get situated for work

In other news: my new passport arrived, so which non-US destination should I plan next?

Any GA folks make sure you go vote today!

When the roomba kicks on right before your trick arrives 🤣

My psychiatrist told me he was proud of me, so that made my whole week

I forgot to pack underwear for my next 4 days on shift for go-live, so it looks like I’m gonna be wearing the same jockstrap for the next few days

#HappyHumpDay Beefy, hairy ass and thighs!