I like this white shirt, but I know imma have to tuck it in, and then I need a belt, and I don’t really have any I like (plus I hate belts anyways), so for now, it just gets to be silly, and I’ll work on conditioning myself to accept belts at a later date 😂

Ok, a few more lol

More boudoir selfies

Was doing some more yip yapping on TikTok about taking boudoir style selfies, so figured I’d better share the results haha

Yeah, I don’t think TikTok would let me post this version, they have an irrational hatred of jockstraps 🤣

Oh yeah, the back view too 🤣

Giving business casual a whole new meaning today lol

Happy #thirstythursday to y'all. Hey, thirsts don't have to be lewds!

Jockmail not holding back on that garment care label 😂

We’ll always have #jockstrapfriday

A little #mcm or something

The last day of #jocktober 😭 and also happy Halloween haha

#jocktober the twenty ninth: jocks and books

Playing a bit of catch up, #jocktober the twenty eighth: jocks and tshirts

And that is how you put a door frame to work in some pics! 🔥

I did a little TikTok about beginner boudoir self photography (because of course my passions are going to be incredibly niche 😂) but also took some pics and they turned out pretty ok for being relatively rushed. The concept was just using door frames to create a focal point and uh… frame your photo

#jocktober the twenty sixth: jocks and hats, and of course I couldn’t decide and went in two very different directions, and here’s ridiculous lol

#jocktober the twenty sixth: jocks and hats, and of course I couldn’t decide and went in two very different directions, here’s serious

#jocktober the twenty fourth, part 4, some miscellaneous shots

#jocktober the twenty fourth… part 3 butts butts butts 😂

#jocktober the twenty fourth part 2

#jocktober the twenty fourth: sporty and/or gear. Decided to channel my inner Wyoming and go full cowboy, and this whole concept was a giant pain in the ass, so I took lots of pictures so you have to suffer through a bunch of them 😂 so… part 1

#jocktober the twenty third, the theme was yellow and I realized I didn’t have a yellow jock 😭 but the ultra ball is yellow, so I think that counts. And I’m still pretty sure that if Pokémon trainer were a real job, @sweatyjohnson69.bsky.social would be part of the official dress code, or should be!

And if the theme of the day is #socks, why is it that it always feels more naked to wear just socks than nothing at all?

#jocktober the twenty second, jocks and socks, for all my sock loving friends out there 😀 #jockstrap #socks

#jocktober 22nd: over it. I had to be a business bear all day, and I'm over it, so here's how I feel about being Mr. Business:

#jocktober the twenty first: shiny, behold my shiny wugtrio, though it would have been funnier if it were just a wiglett lol

Ack, I need to remember to post over here, but #jocktober the nineteenth was red, I really like this one

#jocktober the sixteenth: purple! Purple is my favorite color, but when this theme came up last year I realized I didn’t have a purple jock! So I picked one up, but haven’t managed to snag any more, purple is a surprisingly underutilized color in all kinds of men’s underwear and it pisses me off lol

#jocktober the fourteenth: patterns. Always love a plaid, and I love that these bearskn jocks are stretchy and comfortable and always make me look way… bulgey-er than anything else I wear haha

And #jocktober the thirteenth, jocks at work, I work from home, so all of them kinda are, so I decided to play the pin up tool calendar fantasy instead (complete with utter incompetence with tools 😂)

Oh no! I’m way behind over here! #jocktober the eleventh was unique material, I’m on the lookout for a truly unique one for next time, but mesh will have to do this year.

#jocktober the tenth, wet & wild, and… it was? lol

I feel like the dedication to #jocktober that this takes requires a repost 😁

#jocktober the ninth: orange. After fighting with TikTok taking down my video and then my much tamer video also getting taken down, I was not paying the best attention when I took photos, so sorry bout the gray socks and messy room lol

#jocktober the eighth: stripes. Kinda phoning it in, but it’s kinda stripey lol

#jocktober the seventh, green! I didn’t have a green jock somehow, so I had to go buy one, but I actually really like it 😁

#jocktober the sixth, jocks and coffee, I don’t drink coffee, but I do have a cute my little pony pinkie pie mug 😂

#jocktober the fifth, oldest jockstrap, featuring this ratty thing from Walmart that’s 10+ years old and when I really didn’t like jocks but wanted to try lol

#jocktober the fourth, favorite jockstrap, but from the back haha

#jocktober the fourth, favorite jockstrap, but how do you pick just one?!

TikTok would not let me post this cause I’m pushing the limits I guess? 😂 though maybe it was the caption of “any good boys out there celebrating #locktober?” 🤷‍♂️

#jocktober day 3: blue!

A few more for #jocktober the second, pride, hitting the rainbow anyway and maybe some pup pride too 😁🐶

#jocktober the second, pride edition, and it don’t always gotta be rainbows, right?

Some more from #jocktober the first

#jocktober has arrived! I’m following along with @nhcub81.bsky.social ‘s theme list this year, and jocktober the first is “on Wednesday we wear pink.” I randomly paired the gray harness with it once because it had the rings, and I really like the look so I went for it again :)

If you’re in to that TikTok stuff I’m going live at 8 mountain tonight to play some mega man x and probably open some Pokemon cards and I’d love if you stopped by to say hi 😁 www.tiktok.com/live/event/7...

Ehrmagerd shinies!!!!

Quote with your best VPL pic It ain’t much, but it’s mine 😂