to fix the economy, we must make improvements that result in conditions where people are more willing and able to go out and pop their fuckin pussies

honestly regular citizens should be allowed to filibuster too. put me in coach. it’s time to tell my elected officials about the time i fucked with a creepy older man on the internet for four straight years

(tw: ED talk) i had to apply for a scholarship to get treatment for my eating disorder because they didn't take my insurance. yes, you heard that right! i had to fill out a scholarship application, complete with a written portion, in order to receive treatment for an EATING DISORDER

i have been trying to get a surgery date on the books for a major abdominal surgery for nearly six months. i have begged, pleaded, and groveled with the surgery scheduler, but they will not schedule more than 2 wks out because the hospital is too cheap to hire travel nurses and the OR is backed up.

i think the secret to being good at the pottery shop job i work is that i have gotten the tetanus shot not once, but twice in the last 6 years

begging y'all to reshare bc my BIL has REMOVED the spare toilet paper from the downstairs bathroom (that i have to share with ALL 4 OF THEM while they have TWO bathrooms upstairs) and i don't think i can do this until January 🥲 gofund.me/c387a1d1 ko-fi.com/ecto1orean

did not go my 10 year high school reunion last night

i am not a chef, nor sous chef this thanksgiving season, i am the kitchen jester. i sit at the island and play music, make silly jokes, and taste test things.

did you know i stream? did you know that i’m streaming RIGHT NOW? did you know that you can find this stream at twitch.tv/heavenlysaturn ?

unfortunately with the release of the wicked movie the phase of my life called "i think i can sing defying gravity" has returned. apologies in advance for anyone effected!

thinking about how i didn’t wear glasses daily until 2021. like did i not want to see? what was i doing?

someone fully just drew my character in webfishing!!!! 😭

run, don't walk to the steam store and buy the game webfishing. it gives me the same high that club penguin once did and it's like $5. i have logged 12 hours in three days. please play this silly fishing game with me. i'm begging.

so after spending the night in the ER yesterday, I learned I have gallstones and I need to switch up my diet... after just spending the last of my money on groceries that i now can't eat. if anyone can help me replace my groceries to avoid gallbladder attacks, I'd be so appreciative 😅🥹

i need matt damon to stop fucking texting me

my girlfriend and i have a hunter (i buy the groceries) and gatherer (she uses the groceries to make yummy food) dynamic

the onion acquisition of infowars with the full support of the sandy hook families is such a candle in the darkness

i love the feeling after a panic attack where your brain is done panicking but your body isn’t !

let my first act on this app be gassing up my girlfriend’s insane edit of challengers