It’s Lidl o’clock 🫶

Ne spomnim se, kdaj sem nazadnje tolk mladih srečal na volišču. Lol, sej ne, hecam se. Vsi so na berglah.

Državno tekmovanje iz logike. Če tema udeleženca ne pošljejo na olimpijske, je bolš, da se dol zaprejo.

Danes zjutraj je bilo tako hladno, da sem videl eno sponzorušo, kako se je v škodo vsedla. Kam gre ta svet 😵‍💫

Tale fiasko z alarmiranjem je težava smotanih operaterjev in ne modelov vaših telefonov in operacijskih sistemov. Ti alarmi v normalnih EU državah delujejo že nekaj let. Vem, ker sem jih prejemal že na iphone 12 in whatever iOS verzija je bila takrat.

Scientists have discovered what happens to your socks lost in the laundry. Apparently, they come back as a Tupperware lid that doesn’t fit any of your containers.

A cold play by The Scientist avi-loeb.medium.com/preliminary-...

Tist, ko kuram kupiš premajhne čelade na Temuju 🙄

A imamo kakšnega numizmatika klelele?

No, You Shouldn't Let Your Kids Use ChatGPT. A thread. 🧵 1/16

Vsaj neki nam gre www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

To je material za film al pa vsaj za FPS špil www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

“Pomagajte nam zaščititi vaš računalnik”. Taki marketinški prdci men zvenijo kot če bi jaz prišel v banko in rekel, “pomagat sem vam prišel dvignit denar z vašega računa”.

Starring: Lara The Cookie, Artur Štern, Salome, Damijan Murko 📺🍿

Day 1169 of my 3 day war. I have so many victories for my 4th victory-free victory day that my guests cannot land in Moscow cos of all the victories. I remain a master strategist.

White smoke I see

Nothing in my lifetime prepared me for this. Or for wanting to watching this over-and-over again

Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

Tist ko misliš, da Pedro Pascal ne more več umret na televiziji bolj nagravžne smrti, pol pa Last of us S02E02 🥺

Noben dan ni tako pomemben kot je jutri. Lp

Za 60k prihranka na leto bomo dali 6 milijonov. To je samo v Sloveniji mogoče. Referendume, ki so dražji od finančnega učinka, ki naj bi ga prinesli, je treba prepovedat, predlagatelje pa utopit v škafu šmarnice.

Abolish April Fool’s day. Society has moved past the need for April Fool’s day

This would never have happened if Trump was president...

You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.

*nods knowingly*

77 so povabili v Simpsone. Wa-wa-wee-wa!

What a douchebag www.reuters.com/world/south-...

Musk suffers from the same delusion as his fans: he imagines he knows things because he has money. This has caused him to repeatedly embarrass himself publicly, and the humiliation makes him more resentful of criticism instead of triggering self reflection. He shouldn't be anywhere near government

Exclusive: Over the years, Elon Musk and his businesses have received at least $38 billion in government contracts, loans, subsidies and tax credits, often at critical moments, helping seed the growth that has made him the world’s richest person.

All my exes live in Texas 😎 youtu.be/c1JleG1Gns0?...

europe’s best shot at leverage with trump (& helping save ukraine): seize the $300 billion in frozen russian assets and transfer them 1) to rebuild ukraine 2) to buy american arms to defend ukraine. there’s nothing more america first than using russian money to pay for american defense systems.

Če bi jaz bil trener Olimpije, bi igralce zaklenil v slačilnico po tem debaklu in jim dal za gledat Celjane na repeat.

Ma ne vem, no, men so ti modeli za jokat zabavni 💁‍♂️ www.facebook.com/share/r/19bN...

I love this

Vidim, da še nihče ni omenil, da sneži. Prokleti hipiji nezainteresirani!

Alien Dad Jokes sem odkril na tiktoku in zdej se ne morem nehat krohotat

A Republican senator has revealed that the Senate is being slammed with “1,600 calls a minute” amid the chaos of Trump’s first three weeks in office.

🍿 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Russia's long running disinformation campaign on X is pumping out videos making all sorts of allegations about USAID, with Elon Musk and Donald Trump Jr, already resharing one of the video to millions of people, because they're too dumb to spot a disinfo op.

FBI agents being targeted by doge

Mal pogledam športno tiskovko in takoj cel škandal, ko vprašam, zakaj poleg 77 zraven sedi in pametuje Rob Lowe. Kaj je 💁‍♂️

Next trade: 77 switches from X to Butterflies

O njem je treba vedet, da je Janšo, napadalca nogometnega moštva, katerega selektor je bil, klical Jelen moj. www.delo.si/sobotna-pril...

Over on the other site Elon Musk said that DOGE stopped $50M of condoms from being delivered to Gaza which Trump the repeated several times but it turns out that was the number for all contraceptive support from USAID everywhere on Earth, of which none went to Palestinians.

The thing about fascists is, the lies are obvious. Just a micron-thin veneer that crumbles at the simplest bit of research. But telling thousands of them muddies everything, making it easier to grab power. Here's just another example.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...

🚨🚨 Zuckerberg bends yet another knee and will pay Trump $25 million to settle a lawsuit that Trump was bound to lose. GIFT LINK: www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

Where’s the lie? 🤔