February was all about reading a children’s book series I vaguely remembered from childhood (plus one spooky book thrown in the mix) 🌾🌻🌿🐁🦔🦫🦝

I LOVE BEING COZY IN MY BED SM!!!!!!!

January books! Feeling proud of my start to the year 🤗 This year I plan on rereading some YA and children’s book series I read growing up (and don’t remember much about lol)

Puzzle Helper 🧩

Omg we’re twins right now!!

Lots of snow = Treasure in the Royal Tower play through!

Community migraine 🤕

Hey chat, didyoufigureouttheproblemwiththecircuitbreaker ?

Not my Costco post escaping HMJ BlueSky and people telling me how bad Diet Coke is for you 😭😂 y’all my pancreas stopped functioning as a child, we’re all full of microplastics, I work with radiation. “Diet Coke is the worst thing you can put in your body” mama 1.LOL and 2. respectfully IDGAF 👹👹👹🫶🫶🫶

PEOPLE PLEASING? So I’m a LIAR??!!! (People pleasing is lying!!!)

Diva, what do you see? 👁️👁️

Watching the Silent Hill VOD ➡️ forcing my boyfriend to watch me attempt to gallop backwards and go “ahu ahu ahu”

Reunited 🩷 (got home from work)

I miss my cat :(

Dear Chat, The squirrels have unintentionally (maybe not?) planted sunflower seeds from the birdseed and now we have SUNFLOWERS!!! Everyone say thank you squirrels 🐿️ 🫶🙂‍↕️

Heartbroken and spiraling after learning the snack wraps did NOT come back in the honey mustard flavor!!!!

Not one but TWO Hilary Duff songs on shuffle this morning? Great sign for July 🔮

HMJ community bug infestation has reached our home, but instead of ants it’s FLIES

Louise 💜🫶🩷

Feel the heat! WoooOOAAAHhhhh! Owwww! (Why did the Sega Bass Fishing soundtrack go so hard? One of life’s greatest mysteries)

This time a year ago my little baby diva was about to be dropped off at the animal shelter 💔 I have no clue what her previous life was like but it makes me want to cry thinking how scared she must have been, even though now she’s home forever because of it 🩷💜🐈‍⬛

Not chat spelling my name! (Minus the e) (I’m famous)

We’re pretty sure our cat genuinely thinks I’m her mom, so happy first Mother’s Day to me I guess 😸

Sitting at work, missing my cat (she threatens my life daily)

GIF of who you wanted to be as a kid (Still wanna be her)

Okay the first few evenings of being home alone was fun, but now I’m convinced The Killer is in our basement

Boyfriend on a trip? Time to get crazyyyy! (Staying up late in bed with the cat watching Ghost Whisperer on my iPad) (I miss him so much)

Saw this on my way home, the scream I scrumpt!!!!!

Saw this on my walk today and put a little flower (crocus) in front of it…mama the tears

Chat, shes out of the walls (this made my morning I was YELLING) #hmj

One thing about me? I’ll always be choosing fart, cry, and gossip www.the-sims-y2k.com/sim-urself

Obsessed with her little nightgown 🥹 #nanalan #mona

IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?? (but gay, of course)

Visit my yard on Neko Atsume 2! 🫶 hp.sakuraweb.com/games/neko2/... #nekoatsume #nekoatsume2 #kittycollector

A gorgeous and simply stunning darling 🤩

@halfmoonjoe.com a few of my Stardew Valley animals named after the HMJ-universe

Face reveal 🤩