hating women is bad mega man

( waving!!! ) hi there!!!

:D!!!! ( staring!!! hi!!! hello!!! so happy to see you!!! )

( honest to primus just letting this happen. )

sure! ^_^

( yeah 🧡 )

i don't know if that's a compliment or not. but thanks?

biiiiig stretch

bruce campbell is a gift to the universe and i love him

is hashtag ( pausing ) ⠀⠀ okay . ?

not you

i think it's hilarious if i blame every single mild inconvenience on megatron

⠀ ( cybertron will be ) (⠀ as you left it. ) ⠀ #tfrp x #mvrp ⠀ ⠀

💥💥💥

blows up pancakes with mind

( 😦 ) ( she doesn't want to think about what that can do to a living being. ) w WILL DO ??

i will figure it out through sheer force of will.

( BITING BITIGN BITING )

💧... ( she's just kind of limp in his grasp, this is fine. probably. very weird, though. isn't this literally megatron? where's all the ... "i'm gonna kill you!" stuff? ) .... thaaaanks?

Are You A Minion

.....well if all else fails i can just call bee in as my second. he's somehow better than i am at it.

sometimes i consider actually learning how to spit acid. just to get CERTAIN BOTS away from me

ECJKGE

YES I DID. WHAT OF IT

ha!! good luck >:) i'm basically a pro at the game! i've been playing it for yeaaaars!!

( BLINK BLINK ... WHY IS SHE BEING SCRUFFED ... ) wha ?? 💧

GRRR

just tired! i played a lot of ninja gladiator last night 💧 i was trying to beat bee's high score.

( SCRUFFED ? )

blink blink

LEAVE ME ALONE I'M TIREEEEED

⠀ ＊ @technorganics.bsky.social optimus finds himself not able to genuinely hurt this organic . it's frankly the preaches of megatron playing on him . other than that, he simple sees her as a potential source of information . you can even say he's pretty neutral with her . ⠀

jack. SHATTERED GLASS SARI IS SO FUCKED DUDE

jack. im so sick and twisted about her like actually. what do you MEAN she was experimented on by her dad. what do you MEAN she has allspark fragments stuck in her skin. what do you MEAN she's afraid of like. a good 3/4s of the autobots. im so sick. my baby

jack. shattered glass sari...

oooo! ✨ thanks !

he's lucky i didn't scratch the paint.. 💢

i would love a smoothie..

GET AWAY FROM ME

that was a very near death experience i think i need to lie down