I WOULD LIKE A DRINK.TO TALK TO REAL PEOPLE WITH

[ straight up Blair Witching it in the corner ]

[ stumbling into suborbital like he’s in some sort of stupor ] HELLO.ARE YOU ALL REAL

RODIMUS NO DO NOT LET THAT FOUO BEAST REPLACE THINE FACE WITH ANOTHER’S

Fuck

absolute fucking nonce of a mech. agreed. two fusion cannons is pushing it, buddy. It is not even efficient. You just have two smaller, less powerful fusion cannons. Why

⠀ ⠀ #TFRP x #MVRP ⠀ ⠀

(( hol on im making a ravage account and he will be russian like beast machines intended

I have decided I am going to do this. Vote for me because I have many science degrees (one for every field to be precise)

[ staring up at the ceiling ] I should go to that other cybertron and run for senator

HE MAKES ME SICK

[ working in his lab on some indescript doohickey. suddenly stops and looks at the doorway ]

I could be doing science right now

I miss my evil science

Lord megatron the auto bots keep hiding from me under my boob, what do i do

What year is it [ spits out oil somehow ] 2025?!?!?!?

(( long winded open starter btw

[ shockwave is, as he usually is, holed up in his facility on cybertron. it is vital he stays here, in case a shipment of energon or a platoon of guerillas show up. still. still. the silence is deafening. -–

LORD MEGATRON, GET DOWN!! A WHITE WOMAN!

Seductive Sunday! [ activates his massive tiddy beam and destroys a building ]

They hate me for having a single eye. and for my nefarious experiments. and by ‘they’ I mean, the females. one of their shots will hit me one of these days…

Man

I am up doing evil science. Do not bother me

I am a master of all sciences. This includes: - biology - meteorology - engineering - social science - programming - etc My stint in political sciences included becoming a ‘senator’. Bah! That system was old and outdated.

day 3,009,987,201,980 of watch on cybertron: the A.I. chatbots i have programmed to keep me company have begun to run out of power. if lord megatron does not come back with more energon soon i believe i may actually just go insane

(( dw gang im also working on lugnut and wheeljack but i wanted to try my hand at shockers over here. very much mashing his ‘logical’ and ‘emotional’ iterations together <3 this guy is a loser

⠀ ( cybertron will be ) (⠀ as you left it. ) ⠀ #tfrp x #mvrp ⠀ ⠀