WHEN I HEAR MUSIC, IT MAKES ME DANCE YOU GOT THE MUSIC, HERE'S MY CHANCE EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN, AND THE MUSICS NUMBER ONE AND THE LIGHTS SHINING BRIGHT, THERE'S A PARTY HERE TONIGHT

[ putting on the ‘Mr president, a second penis has entered my ass’ t-shirt ]

i return from vacation. it was cold and desolate just how i like my vacations

[ holding on for dear life as the fight affects the rest of the lost light ] EVERYONE IN THIS SHIP IS FUCKING CRAZY

Jesus Christ

CAN ALL OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU ARE ALL CHILDREN. CHILDREN TO RAVAGE. This is unbecoming

[ squinting really hard at the screen ] if they mean master chief, I would be worried. but unsc itself is joke to cybertron. what are they thinking?

why are you all talking about teeth….?

I thought he was stronger

do not worry commander. i handle this [ shot from the satellite like it’s revenge of the fallen but he’s been aimed directly at the pizza delivery boy ]

[ silently reaching for the bolt action pistol he keeps in one of his legs ]

BLITZWING DOES NOT HAVE THOSE CURVES❗️❗️ I VILL NOW MARK THIS THREAD AS AUTOBOT PROPOGANDA

today I visualize mech in mirror I wish to become.

you all upset me greatly

⠀ ⠀ #TFRP x #MVRP ⠀ ⠀