Missus, they call me.

Been up here burying someone, again. I imagine I’ll be buried here someday as well.

Time just keeping marching on. Poog’s protege turned 2 yesterday.

Even my ginger ale was cute 🍹

In my absence I’ve planned an entire wedding and honeymoon. No joke. I’ve also played a million hours of Hello Kitty Island Adventure, traveled to Tennessee, and sorta neglected my social media. All are good things. Hope you are well 🖤

He chose the element of surprise, so I’ll have to pick a ring out later. For now I have a Minnie Mouse ring he grabbed at the Disneyland Hotel 🥰

I honestly haven’t even had time to daydream about anything. We are just now wrapped up in Anaheim and drove to Irvine because they have a CoCoIchibanya 😱

Whew, I’m exhausted. This long weekend kicked off with my birthday and ended with me getting engaged by surprise at Sleeping Beauty’s Castle 🫣

I need to find someone to sew me two of these. I’m moving toward dressing straight up Bene Gesserit. Help me fulfill my space witch destiny 🥹

I exceed at excess.

I try to be discrete taking these photos, lest I be mistaken for a tourist 🎰

I appreciate the design choices that are made in Vegas. Aside from fine dining, it’s the only thing I find compelling about the casinos.

Weekend, summarized.

unlike you i get my news from a reliable source

Aforementioned cotton candy, flipped aside to reveal a red velvet cake roll. It’s eternally amusing here on the holodeck.

I have plenty of pink/red/heart clothing, so I had just the exact dress for the occasion.

Went for the novelty of a speakeasy, stayed for the desert covered in cotton candy.

Real life photo of me, in repose, dysfunctioning executively.

But if I work all day on the blue sky mine (There'll be food on the table tonight) Still I walk up and down on the blue sky mine (There'll be pay in your pocket tonight)

holy shit, they're in the process of uploading all of farscape officially to YT for free. WATCH THIS SHOW, it's bonkers and fantastic!! I cannot emphasise enough how damn good it is 😍

Using a GIF / image / vid, share your favorite movie from the 80s.

I did not want to live in interesting times. I did not want to live in interesting times. I did not want to live in interesting times.

It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”

“Oh, Vegas is just dirt and grime. Nothing but casinos and degens”. Yessss…stay away 🧐

Took this ridiculous selfie last weekend. I’m not wearing blush, I just drink so little now that I turn pink ☺️ lighting is from a SNES emulator I was playing Super Mario 3 on at a bar called “the Nerd”.

I’m hibernating until March. I’ve done too much socializing since last Wednesday.

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In the haze of initial grief I purchased some silly pillows of my dogs. They exceeded all expectations. What I didn’t anticipate was how the dogs would react to seeing Butters again. They all sat and stared. Tormund gave him a lick. I ended up crying because I feel like I confused them.

Me and the three people that read my posts.

Maybe this will be our transition time between parks. Light snacks there, corn dogs later (gd I love those Disneyland corn dogs, not sorry). I made proper dinner plans, but maybe we just eat trash. I want this to be a seamless trip (so maybe he’ll want to go back). Also, not really into minutiae.

Another day, another…Trader Sam’s reservation? This one is an earlier time (5pm, as opposed to 9pm). I’m keeping both, but prefer to end the evening there.

I did get a Trader Sam’s spot though. Picking that over fireworks all day every day.

S is taking me to Disneyland for my birthday this year. Today dining reservations opened and wow what anxiety that provoked in me. I guess only 2 more mornings of this 🤢

Oh, magical dinner.

Dinner was ok, vibes were immaculate. I’d go back just for a drink & app. It’s also 24/7, which isn’t as common in post-pandemic Vegas as one would expect.

I throw these in the freezer if I don’t use them before the magical date. Turns out frozen guac puck is a reasonably effective ice pack 🫠

In the name of being a better adult this year, I immediately purchased myself dental pain. I didn’t have pain before, but now I do!

Another productive Friday, with added seasonal flair.

Cartoon: My bluesky fail whale updated for 2024. Enjoy.

LEGO: helping me become more humble, generating new swear words, and disabusing me of any notion I was ever intelligent. It’s cute though. I’ll probably start the poinsettia one today 🥵

My lack of fucks is never personal. I have inattentive ADHD which leads to entire gaps of time lost to things like…

Intro? Intro! I generally look exactly like my cartoon avatars. I’m a mental health professional . Originally from the Midwest, I now live in Las Vegas. I’ve been part of the goth subculture since around age 14. My dogs (3 frenchies and a pitbull) are much more popular than I could endeavor.

Me and my mutuals.

Midwest Weather Control is excited to announce that we have moved our public relations operations to Bluesky! To remain up-to-date on our weather control activities, make sure to follow us, and make sure to tell your friends!

I don’t really know many folks with accounts on here, so maybe I’ll just shout into the void. We got a 4th dog this week and I’m so, so, so sleep deprived. We named him after the main character in Justified.

strawberry lipstick state of mind