Sorry I was gone - I wish I could say I was masturbating but actually I was filling in my taxes

What about hot slut summer Bring it to the next level

God, grant me the serenity to accept the dicks I cannot anal, courage to deepthroat the ones I can, and wisdom to know the difference.

Sorry I‘m late I was sucking your dad‘s dick

Patriarchy falls. We rebuild. Bonobo matriarchy rises. #societygoals

A special place in hell? For me??? 🥰🥰🥰

Born to suck dick Forced to set KPI’s to improve conversion rate on key funnels

I‘m the fucking first prize, motherfucker

I discovered a new kink. Welcome my new me: vore giantess

Same

Test came back positive for hopeless romantic and inappropriately horny

Dreams don't cum unless you do

I’d prefer you refer to me as ‘empress of emotional expression,’ but drama queen works too

Make today cunt

Masturbate more, overthink less

New blog. In light of heartbreaking news that @mollysdailykiss.bsky.social is having to end #SinfulSunday, I wanted to explain why sex content is not dirty or wrong or shameful, it is *valuable*. What we do is good, actually! www.girlonthenet.com/blog/goodbye...

Wednesdays are for whores

Tuesdays are for toasties

Mondays are for meltdowns

Everything’s porn if you’re kinky enough

My toxic trait is the smell of Axe actually makes me horny

Fucking is great but have you ever felt the first warming sunshine of the spring touch your skin

Neither girlfriend nor wife material but a third much more holistic thing (being your team, your family, your partner, your lover and your best friend all at the same time)

Excuse I was fantasizing about you kneeling in front of me begging me to spit in your mouth what were you saying?

All my exes be such losers they lost me

Ok since we don’t have the poll function here let’s make it in the comments, if you HAD to choose would you: A) Never have an orgasm again B) or Never have pizza again

Ok he bought you flowers but would he orchestrate your gangbang

Some of you have never perceived the world as a hostile place growing up and it shows

Mirror, mirror, on the wall Who’s the sluttiest of them all?

Sundays are holy. Don’t forget to take care of those holes.

Godspeed

My toxic trait is when I lock eyes with someone walking on the street I then turn around to look back and see if they look back in case they‘re meant to be the love of my life

I hope this email makes you horny

Haha no, she said And off she went happily forever after (Haiku, 2025)

Born to be a lover girl forced to be a porn entrepreneur

Things people think are ‘manly’ but they’re actually pretty gay Football Pogo Gangbangs

Sometimes you just have the sudden but unequivocal urge to cut your fringe or make a tattoo

Monogamy is a character weakness imho

You’d think by now I should have found out after all the fucking around

Can you rail me no worries if not

God‘s plan for me was never to behave appropriately

I just found ‘love making’ as a category on a fetish site and that explains

Feeling sexy is not linear

Don’t judge people by their appearance judge them by their willingness to eat you out

Mañana a las 18:00 se (re)estrena la entrevista a @paulitapappel.bsky.social 🎬🍒 para #KioSessions Hablamos de cosas muy necesarias que trascienden, incluso, a la industria. Entre ellas, esta ⬇️ ENTREVISTA COMPLETA: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek2u...

Mañana a la 13:00 @paulitapappel.bsky.social 🤩 Tenemos preparada una charla trabajada, alejada de las preguntas típicas y, como siempre, buscando que resulte divertida, constructiva y de divulgación🔥 Sex Positive - Kink - Porno Feminista ↘️ Os esperamos para que participéis en Twitch.com/nudomedia

Thing is one second you‘re thriving next thing you know you‘re crying your eyes out and yet it is what it is

“I know a spot” and I mean the clit

A room of one‘s own isn’t enough I need a loft

Happy VDay y’all gentle reminder that romantic love is a societal construct