Did you know that property doesn't have feelings? So when it's destroyed it doesn't sit around and feel bad.

Congress needs our votes, but we don't need this Congress.

Sent someone getting a promotion a tracking checklist and they complained. This isn't even your final form.

Our plan is simple: We kill the Batman.

Look, if you're going to mock the King James Version of the Bible and you don't use the acute accent é (accent aigu), what are we doing here?

Where is there single autism emoji?

NC law now allows a person to voluntarily list themselves as autistic (ASD, F84.0) on their drivers license or digital record. Only law enforcement will see it, and it's to ensure less miscommunication. How about they just treat everyone with the same patience? And I don't trust shit with fascists.

Can we just impeach the president, vice-president, and the necessary civil officers in one go? It'd be nice to clean house.

I think the snowfall in North Carolina is rather peaceful and we should just take a beat.

Preventing authoritarianism requires actively strengthening democratic institutions, protecting voting rights, fostering civic engagement, and countering disinformation. Strategies?

I thought I saw a snowflake. It was a moose. #Raleigh

Ohhhh, and we carried it all well ... Ohhhh, and I laughed all the way to hell

I think today has been bed rot all the way.

A T-shirt that says: "Armed with hands."

I don't think I've ever heard anything negative of anyone who was a player in SCTV. Catherine O'Hara was the best of us a a performer. I didn't know her personally, but to do what she with bringing brilliant comedy performances with vulnerability is a testament to our humanity. Keep on smiling.

Were in the middle of a partial government shutdown. I'd like to talk about it but I'm not down to clown.

I wanted so much out of this life.

I mean you're missing out in this in your life. I have a car, cat, and feed you soup.

I think we're already in the civil war. I think there's too much of everything.

::fills food bowl:: ::cat starts eating:: Yes, you're a pretty baby. ::starts and stops petting cat:: MEOWWW You're also an asshole.

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

You see cat printed on the other cat, right?

Your own Personal Genome

Catherine O’Hara can’t be gone. This has to be a mistake. I don’t care what the report says. This needs to be a mistake

Hey you guys remember 60 year ago when people got REALLY UPSET that a Star Trek episode showed three women and a pair of reading glasses as a prop, and it turned out to be a litmus test for misogyny, instead of a metaphor like it was intended?

I know everyone is balking, but it's blatantly obvious by now that nobody with any sense of authority, wealth, or standing in the working class over 55yo knows how the Constitution, Christianity, or basic civility work. Pick your chin up.

Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle states that by observing something you change it, which is why you cannot improve ‘Melania’.

WORST OF THE WORST

Help me workshop this text message. "Mom, if you think the protestors are the problem, please delete my number."

ah yes medical supply company, please send me more of the sales emails and then refuse to take my FSA.

Run, rabbit, run Dig that hole Forget the sun And when at last The work is done Don't sit down It's time to dig Another one

I...uh... Racking tobacco Racking tobacco correctly Bagger then cashier at Food Lion Public School Social Studies Teacher Medical Biller Contact Center phone sales for a Fortune 50 Cat bed HR Generalist and Vibe Curator

If "Wuthering Heights" is a love story then IT'S NOT A LOVE STORY. She ignores and rejects him until he becomes a psychopath and exacts his idea of revenge.

I'm not sure what scarier, telling someone you love them or deciding to shout and no one seems to hear?

#SiembraNC I have a reasonable person telling me they think they saw a ICE agent person at Chic-fil-a in Brier Creek, Raleigh around 8:30am today.

Is ICE in Brier Creek in #Raleigh?

I think my quality of life would be improved by a home health aide to help get some of my stuff sorted and organized in a system. My insurance won't cover that.

This is a link to the PDF of T.S. Eliot's "Four Quartets" and it's a long poem. www.lettersjournal.org/wp-content/u...

Trying to do anything feels like everybody wants to make you spend money. I saw my doctor on January 15. I followed up on a thing to recalibrate a med. Their office wants to schedule me for another appointment. Why do I need to pay a copay to sit in a box for you to say, "take one at night, also."

Can someone please send me $2 on Venmo @CopperLava? I have a very aggressive paperboy outside on his bike.

#WheresTheLady #WhatLady #WhoIsArnieFrancis

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I don't think I have a cold, but I have a runny nose. My left nostril feels like there's an angry cicada in there.

Would it be ridiculous to put tri-color rotini in this? or would that be too much? Any other recommendations are appreciated. #CookSky #Recipe #LowFat #SOUPER

The autistic brain understands but lacks recognizing the full context more unless it's a specific joke pattern we have accepted. Even when we do understand the joke, it still has to be funny. Misogynist jokes are never funny. People don't like it when you ask them to explain it. Always ask.

We can admit democracy is a flawed system without making it a feature.

@samhanepublishing.bsky.social I live in Raleigh but I'm from Western NC. Be gay. Do crimes.

Liberals and leftists think Trump should and would change tactics to save face, but he will only do that minimally. The point of this administration is to normalize abuse of power and impeachable offenses. Nothing they do will strictly contradict their ability to kill and punish indiscriminately.

Good Lord who due her hair? It almost doesn't look real.