if i was uncomfortable, i would've, like, put you in a bubble and sent you off into the stratosphere or something. it 𝘪𝘴 weird, though. not bad-weird, so don't worry. just, y'know, like i said. much to think about.

no, no, it's uh. y'know, just not what i expected. and i'm still not convinced you aren't just messing with me here.

i'm shy.

oh. hmm. much to think about.

i always thought it was your particular brand of scathing facetiousness, or whatever.

why do i feel like this is a trap. . .

being cuter than me is a pretty high bar to clear, so that's not surprising.

enemies to lovers. . . ?

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

I GAVE THEM JUSTICE.

wrong! nap time is awesome.

i need a week-long nap.

yeah. (:

i've BEEN making things up.

um. . . who is, " we ". . . ?

happy 2033!

no way, i said 1985.

what? psh. . . it's clearly 2013.

➳ IT STARTS WITH ONE SHOT.

happy last day of 1999, everybody. ❤️

what?

i can't believe it's almost 2009.

kicked out of the corps because i can't stop going, " ah. . . eto. . . bleh! " whenever i mess something up.

𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋 ────────────

𝘚𝘔𝘚 𝘵𝘰 : @undertheredhood.bsky.social ➔ dude. ➔ you are soooo lucky i live all by my lonesome and not with like, some big scary body guard or something. 🙄🙄🙄 ➔ but um. thanks. i don't really do christmas so i didn't get you anything. sorry.

" you realize you're making yourself sound waaaay more suspicious, right? "

rob zombie sunday, is that anything?

" heyyy, jason. what's with the bag? "

countdown to asking : 3. . . 2 . . . 1. . .

. . . he's gotta ask.

bleh.

be nice to me or i'll make an ugly little caricature version of you to follow you around and copy your every move, but when you turn around to catch it, it'll put its arms behind its back and whistle like it wasn't doing anything.

// i did end up making a starter pack for my current accounts (and a few in there that are works in progress/placeholders) in case anybody is interested. though i think my personal/writers is in there also since that's where the starter pack is hosted lol. go.bsky.app/2G8H3jP

i think you're just making that up. you wanna play jenga with me so bad, you're lying about your skill.

also, i wouldn't play jenga with you anyway. just so we're clear on that. this is all purely hypothetical anyway.

whaaat? where are you getting that? i think you're a swell guy. that's not how it works, stupid.

no, construct kyle hates you twice as much as real kyle does. so he'd help real kyle cheat, to inconvenience you.

bored. might play giant green jenga by myself later.

THERE WILL BE NO HIDING PLACE FOR EVIL.

"guess i'll find out soon enough, right?" there is a small part of him wondering what jason's endgame is, if this is a genuine— albeit, a little awkward— attempt at forging a friendship, or if he has some underlying motive kyle hasn't fully worked out yet. he's fine with playing along, for now. +

// i did end up making a starter pack for my current accounts (and a few in there that are works in progress/placeholders) in case anybody is interested. though i think my personal/writers is in there also since that's where the starter pack is hosted lol. go.bsky.app/2G8H3jP

being an artist is awesome, i love having deadlines and never meeting them unless i work in a manic frenzy at the last possible moment.

booooooooooo.

“𝕃𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕖𝕟 𝕦𝕡, 𝕔𝕙𝕦𝕔𝕜𝕝𝕖𝕤. 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 𝕨𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕠𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕝𝕪. ℕ𝕠𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕜𝕖𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕘 𝕧𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕚𝕟. 𝕀’𝕞 𝕒 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕗. 𝕀’𝕞 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕟𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕟𝕖…𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀’𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕙 𝕒 𝕓𝕒𝕕 𝕘𝕦𝕪 𝕠𝕟𝕔𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨 𝕞𝕖.” Red X Master Thief & Assassin. ♡ + ↻

oh god, i'm awake.

🤚🛑 WAIT. 🛑🤚 they don't love you like i love you 😔. . . 🤚🛑 WAIT. 🛑🤚 they don't love you like i love you ☹️. . . maAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAps. . . 😭💔 they don't love you like i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. 💔😭