shakes his head in disapproval

“While I would be a terrific parent, I decline.”

Her ideal men

“Okay. She definitely has a thing for skull masks because she wanted to put a baby in me too.”

“Skull masks are shockingly common.”

“…Be more specific…”

And they call me a criminal

How hard did Robin hit him in the head?

“You should be honoured, really. You may be a child, but you’re also a Robin. Part of me should respect that. Or maybe I should call you the Nepo Baby Bird.”

“I will say this. For the only Robin who still wets the bed? He’s one I consider quite talented with a blade. From what I’ve observed.”

“I don’t count a Robin as a child. Then again, I’m not a fan of any of the Robins.”

“…Bad Bitch…”

……Most of these coupons are expired.

he slowly approached her and taps under her chin “I suppose we do. Even thieves have to have a code. Some…minuscule honor among thieves.”

“Adorable that you think you can pull that off. But…fair. I understand. Thieves work hard to steal. A thief stealing the loot from another thief? That’s not my game. At least, not for free. I would need to be paid a hefty price.”

he claps his hands together “She finally got it, folks. Although I don’t know how to feel about the Deadpool comparison.”

he just laughs and shakes his head “…Really? That’s your first guess? I’d expect someone of your talent to be a bit smarter than that. Tell me. Is that a wig or did you dye your hair? Because judging from that answer I can guess your original hair color. …Two more guesses.”

“I really should start leaving my calling card at scenes of crimes more.”

“I’ll give you three guesses.” he points at the X on his mask, the X on his gloves, the X on his chest, and the X on his belt.

“Sometimes I like to purposely set off alarms. Just for the thrill.”

“Always carry Kryptonite in a lead container.”

“Poor poor girl. All the power in the world and she get drink away her depression.”

“Fools.”

he’s sharpening his blades

“If you need a job done. Something stolen or someone taken out? Find me. I’ll consider the offer.”

Hero or villain? Good or evil? Personally, I don’t care how anyone views me.

No. I see no need. Besides, you’re cute. I’d just rather not carry a little prince inside me.

A queen gets worshipped. Perhaps you could be worshipped. But a queen with a sharp tongue? She could lose her head. And wouldn’t want you to lose yours. It’s a pretty one.

And a different pop.

So what you’re saying is, the queen is pulling out? And…ring pop? Please. If you were that lucky you’d be getting a very different ring.

……….No.

“Red X. It’s not just a name. It’s a warning.”

“Sounds like Batman is behaving like a Bratman.”

“You’ll never see it coming”

“I’ve seen bigger.”

Is it? Or is he just trying to distract? Could be one or the other. Or it could be both. Or it could be a threat. So many questions.

Then maybe he should take hers.

He’s very tempted to steal it

“Beg pardon?” he crossed his arms “…I will admit, when I had my big comeback it was a letdown.” Although thankfully the mysterious nature of Red X leaves a lot of room to ‘play with’, in terms of writing “But I assure you. I don’t disappoint…” he flicks the flap at the back of her mask

“All thieves do is take? Maybe a petty thief. A professional? Oh there is much more behind that one”

“Another job done. Only downside is the blood stains. Got a little sloppy there.”

// I forgot I have this account. Ironic. Considering he was my first RP character back on the site formerly known as the blue bird site

// I imagine X is just chilling in the corner like Boba Fett in Return of the Jedi.

X stands menacingly and quietly in the corner. Just watching everyone. Potential clients. Or potential targets. Either way, he feels like he should be more social. #MerryChaos2025

“Banks are easy. Mob banks? You’ll get fame. But you’re also going to make a lot of enemies. A target on your back. But it can get you a rep. And good rep leads to contracts. And then you move up from stealing money to folks paying you to steal… …then again, Batman will be on your ass.”

“Hm. Amusing, bunny. But prime time doesn’t go with banks. They’re the…fast food of robbery. Depending on what bank you’re hitting at least. …is it at least a mob bank? Or are you not up for that thrill?”