….the U.S. had always been at war with Eastasia…

It’s obvs jesus

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Trump: IMMA KILL ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS NYT: Trump spreads Easter morning message of hope and peace to the world.

Wait the guy that signs missiles may not be the best guy?

TSA agent Dean Cain is almost too perfect

Yes more hearings and sternly worded letters are what we need. Thanks Chuck.

Paywalling this is quite the choice.

good news fatass that is not and never has been a thing

Woody and Buzz absolutely f*cked so maybe chill.

i don't care about any arguments against this. right now the sum total of my political advocacy is: crush the Republicans and make them pay. i don't care what comes after because until we do that nothing better is possible.

Could have just Truman Show’d this old demented twat and broadcast it solely on right wing stations and everything would be great. But there are no good billionaires, so we’re stuck with this somehow being real life.

I mean, they murdered people on camera, so yeah they maybe broke a few laws.

Even Orwell is like nah that one doesn’t work

“No shit” replied everyone.

They never want to have a good faith conversation, that’s why we’ve told you idiots for years to stop platforming them.

It was funny when people for whatever reason applauded Tucker for making Ted Cruz look like an idiot about Iran, but then they all forgot that none of these people know anything about Iran.

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Disappointed they didn’t just shove him in a locker and leave him there.

So many butt and pee commercials

It’s so great that the Nazi assholes are missing a great halftime show

The game is in Santa Clara. A fact that the Niners have been made fun of for years.

Please watch my Bovino video.

Also vote now for your local school bonds and levies! Like right now. Tonight. Do it.

Is that friend you, Donald? Because I’m pretty sure that friend is you.

Bitch, she cruised to a 59-34 confirmation vote because you couldn’t even get all members of your party to vote against her nomination.

Absolutely love that she was ready to kick his ass unlike the MAGAGOP “tough guys” who would have run away crying.

So I’m gonna quit and let more extreme candidates replace me.

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

JD is the worst. Cried inconsolably when his pecker got stuck in the couch and they had to turn the flight around and he got all our hopes up for nothing.

Honestly, just focus on the water coming out of the sink and straws. If he just did that, and not the whole global takeover thing, I’d be ok.

Nothing funnier than the participation trophy generation.

Just put those “must be this tall to enter” signs outside every business and they won’t be able to get in.

We’d save so much money and so many lives if instead of a job we just gave ICE job applicants a sex robot and free Monster energy drinks

They kidnapped Venezuela’s president and occupied their government a week ago and you’ve done jack shit about it. So I don’t think they care what you post about Greenland.

What f*cking questions?

Just fall down the stairs already, bro.

You did nothing about it, man.

Bitch, you did literally nothing about it. Sit down.

It’s wild that Lindsay’s dick fell off, got reattached, and then just fell right off again.

Anyone who thinks Dems will do anything but wait to try and make Venezuela a mid-term thing are living in a fantasy land.

Wait till he hears about the 230 years before the last 20.

Big “pedestrian gets in way of wayward bullet that mysteriously exited cops gun” energy going on.

the photographer was definitely like, "ok everybody, look tough!" but we know they're all just reading tweets with their arms crossed in a country club dining room divided up by bedsheets tacked to the beams

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Cool post Chuck. Gonna actually do something?

None, you moron.

Silence from Chuck, as expected. I suppose we’ll get a “what are they hiding in the Epstein files” post in a day or two.

“Vexing choices”

Make a Bond movie casual From Russia with Platonic Friendship