Coffee when your brain needs a hug. #seenonateeshirt

Death Wish is out and so is my first Substack post dianefanning.substack.com/p/death-wish

When you keep sweeping things "under the rug" eventually you are going to trip on the mess you made. #seenonateeshirt

I don't trust joggers. They are always the ones to find dead bodies. #seenonateeshirt

I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn't cooperate. #seenonateeshirt

THROUGH THE WINDOW digital version on sale for 99 cents on Amazon and Apple Books. Sale price for a limited time only. www.amazon.com/Through-Wind...

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and smacks you in the face. #seenonateeshirt

I added a new drop down menu on my websites: Appearances. There you'll find 2 lists, one for TV with links to watch when I have them, the other is links to podcast. Have fun exploring.

I can find refried beans easily but fried beans are nowhere on the shelf. #seenonateeshirt

Finding refried beans is easy but fried beans are nowhere on the shelf. #seenonateeshirt

It stings because it's true. Thank you to @rbreich.bsky.social for posting this Cartoon by Mike Luckovich.

Don't be worried about those who talk behind your back. They're behind you for a reason #seenonateeshirt

I thought my dog was easily entertained when I watched him chase his tail for 10 minutes. Then I realized that I just watched him chase his tail for 10 minutes #seenonateeshirt #dogs

You can either expect me to work well with others or pass a drug test. It can't be both. #seenonateeshirt

here in the south, we don't hide crazy. We parade it on the front porch and give it a cocktail. #seenonateeshirt

Our hands have fingertips but our feet don't have toetips and yet, we can tiptoe #seenonateeshirt

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her on the bed and clean the whole house while she naps. #seenonateeshirt

Tomorrow you will wih you had started today, #seenonateeshirt

Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire. #seenonateeshirt

Asking for a friend: Does anybody know how many air fresheners it takes to get the dead body smell out of a basement? #seenonateeshirt

I'm not nearly as afraid of Friday the 13th as I am of the people who are afraid of Friday the 13th. #seenonateeshirt

There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want. #seenonateeshirt

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

If overthinking situations burned calories, I'd be dead. #seenonateeshirt

Everyday, I understand the phrase 'i"m getting too old for this crap' on an even deeper level. #seenonateeshirt

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Sometimes I wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum, then I look around me and realize, maybe I am. #seenonateeshirt

'Children learn more from what you are that what you teach.' W.E.B. DuBois #seenonatteeshirt

If you really can't stand someone, lend them $199. Chances are you'll never see them again. #seenonateeshirt

How is it that words like 'turnt,' "fleek,' and 'bae' are understood but so many do not understand how to use 'your' and 'you're' in a sentence? #seenonateeshirt

Immigrants commit fewer crimes. Immigrants pay taxes. Immigrants contribute over $2 trillion to the economy. The problem isn't immigrants. The problem is the bigots.

This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10

If people make you sick, maybe you should cook them longer. #seenonateeshirt

225 concentration camps in this country now. Plans to make more. What’s next? Gas Chambers?

Please grant me coffee to change the things I can and yoga to accept the things I can't #seenonateeshirt

Although i can still party like a rock star, apparently, I cannot recover like one. #seenonateeshirt

On a positive note, I haven't seen any mosquitoes in weeks. #seenonateeshirt

John Pavolitz: "Jesus would stand in the street between ICE and those it seeks to terrorize." #seenonateeshirt

FELINE PARALYSIS: When you can't move because there is a cat on your lap. #seenonateeshirt

When lightning strikes a corn field, why is it not full of popcorn? #seenonateeshirt

Remember when you were a kid and you though being an adult woukd be fun? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #seenonateeshirt

Taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat #seenonateeshirt

Why yes, I have been known to use all the swear words in a single sentence #seenonateeshirt

A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and be able to take over the world. Oh sorry, that's wine--wine does that. #seenonateeshirt

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So far in Minnesota They Shot a 37-year-old mother Renee Good four times, killing her, right after she dropped off her son at school. Then Ice kidnapped a five year old. Then ice kidnapped a two year old Then border patrol murdered Va nurse. Then Sec Noam went on tv and lied about it

Never in the history of ever have the masked men asking for papers been the good guys. They aren’t now either. #seenonateeshirt