Theiyr're--all you need #seenonateeshirt

Christian Nationalism is a Cult of Convenience

If at first you don't succeed, try 2 more times so that your failure is statistically significant #seenonateeshirt

Before you let your mind wander, make sure its equipped to be out on its own #seenonateeshirt

Don't be the reason I finally get my own episode of Snapped. #seenonateeshirt

I've got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made-up scenarios in my head that are stressing me out for no logical reason. #seenonateeshirt

I cannot find words to express my anger about this comment from Hegseth’s chief of staff, Ricky Buria: “President Trump would not want to stand next to a Black female officer at military events,”

Right now, Chocolate is good for you and Romaine lettuce can kill you. I've waited for this moment all my life. #seenonateeshirt

Forcing yourself to smile when you are in a lousy mood can turn that mood around. #seenonateeshirt

. Melania Trump will not sue the author of the book that disclosed her involvement with Epstein? Trump will not sue the victim that claimed he raped her when she was a minor. To do so would mean discovery & Trump nor Melania want that. WHAT ELSE DO PEOPLE NEED?? .

Cartoon by Robert Ariail

Home is any place you don;t have to wear pants. #seenonateeshirt

Where does an escaped self driving vehicle go to get those embarrassing bumper stickers removed?

If you Play a Country Song Backwards You get your truck back Your dog back and your girl back

A woman wearing a dress with pockets never fails to mention those pockets when you compliment her dress. #seenonateeshirt

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With the increase in self-driving vehicles, there will soon be a country song abuot how your truck left you, too. #seenonateeshirt

Saturday, April 11, from 11am to 1pm, local authors kick off spring at the Amherst County Public Library, 325 S Main Street, Amherst with the ACPL Author Festival. I’ll be there with Pete Fanning, Betsy Ashton and many more.

A new study links drinking coffee to a longer lifespan. Awesome. I'm going to be immortal #seenonateeshirt

Keep Talking: I'm diagnosing you. #seenonateeshirt

WALMART: You go in for cookies and pudding and come out questioning the fate of the human race. #seenonateeshirt

The founders believed that if a madman became president, members of Congress would serve the country’s interest and remove him from office. That seemed a reliable system to safeguard the republic. Boy, did they screw up.

The sun is alone, too, but it still shines. #seenonateeshirt

Well, well… If the 14th amendment was not meant for modern immigrants, then the 2nd amendment was not meant for modern arms. #truth

There's no denying it!

It's the start of a brand new day and I'm off like a herd of turtles. #seenonateeshirt

Call me old-fashioned, but i believe marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle. #seenonateeshirt

WHITE HOUSE STATEMENT: "Pam Bondi regrets that she must leave her position as US Attorney General for her new, very urgent duties as a fill-in receptionist at The Shield of the Americas, where she will help very important Kristi Noem complete many complex, urgent jigsaw puzzles."

Oh what a Night! Talking about coast to coast killer Tommy Lynn Sells on The Lab with forensic psychologist Dr. Gary Brucato, retired homicide detective John Lamb and host Josh Diaz. m.youtube.com/live/tT9JgxX...

CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people. #seenonateeshirt

What the fuck, indeed. What are Y'all waiting for, GOP Congress? Are you THAT chickenshit to stand up against the Fanta Führer?

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Good luck surviving #APRILFOOLSDAY

Fun Prank: Put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me. #seenonateeshirt

I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is. #seenonateeshirt

What a great world we would have if all we had left was the left…

'Hate is a misuse of the imagination.' Graham Green

I meant to behave but there were too many other options. #seenonateeshirt

A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. #seenonateeshirt

I went grocery shopping on a empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle six. #seenonateeshirt

If you can't think of a word, say 'I forgot the English word for it.' That way people will think you're bilingual instead of an idiot #seenonateeshirt

Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it's only Tuesday. #seenonateeshirt

He wants you to know how evil and cruel he is to scare you into compliance. Instead, let his insanity fuel your defiance.

In my next life I'm coming back with money and looks instead of all this sparkling personality crap. #seenonateeshirt

"A lie has many variations, the truth none." African proverb

If the human population held hands around the equator, a significant portion of them would drown #seenonateeshirt

So there is an Amazon River now? What next? Lake Facebook? Mount BlueSky? #seenonateeshirt