I HAVE BEEN [beat] ON, [stepped] ON, [$#*] ON, [$#*]D UP, [$#**]D DOWN, [shaken] UP, [stirred] AROUND, [cracked] LIKE AN [egg], HAD [sand] KICKED IN MY [eyes], HAD MY [nose] METAPHORICALLY [ripped off], [kissed] ON THE [mouth], [tucked] INTO BED, DRANK MY [orange juice], FELL DOWN THE [stairs],

I hoped you were using your sonar systems for me

They were connected At the back of the head

Regrettably I have no choice but to award Sonic 1 Kitsunami Point (KP) for getting my pronouns right. In his mind

//

Building towards a meaning that'll never come

// The initiative has not changed. I kind of forgot about the initiative but it has not changed

Good Morning Kitsunami

// Every day something happens in the Bluesky Sonic Verse Circle that makes me want to distance myself from it as much as possible

// I'm never really sure how much I can inch over into the Deltarune verse before it gets annoying

I'm being told the drugstore I go to is on back order for melatonin because I've 'depleted their entire stock'

There's never enough to repair around here to keep me busy.

// My quote bot is so neglected. I promise I'll put some more stuff in soon

I don't have any hope left, but the weather is nice

I see you reaching out to t-t-t-touch My skin shrinks, I think I'll be shocked

// If I can be greedy. I really wish there were more Tails accounts around here because I have the most interest in writing stuff between him and Kit

People won't stop giving me candy.

There's no need for that. I just want to help.

Me when Eggman is distracted and the highly manipulable Metal Sonic is left unguarded

WHEN THUNDER CRACKS AND THE EARTH SHAKES UNDER THE ENORMITY OF MALICE YOU CAN BELIEVE ONLY ONE THING! YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE EVILEST VILLAIN OF ALL TIME LORD VEIGAR, THE MASTER OF EVIL. [ WRITTEN BY RILEY. ]

Let the Tides Claim You

// Just remembered this character is, in fact, from a comic series that I have not read in like six months. Oops

I feel like Christ on the cross on this website

Dinner.

[ <— Ruffled ] S-sorry, heh. I guess I just don’t like to make assumptions.

I don't have any hope left, but the weather is nice

You Wouldn't Believe Me If I Told You

Find Toad, or What's Left of Him

Sure, Sonic and Tails get to go to McLaren. What do I get? Paid.

You know what day it is.

// Probably should have thought of this sooner but this just made me realize properly that Kit would, in fact, welcome the presence of new villains provided it gives Surge a chance to look good and nothing more

And somewhere down the line you'll look back and say you did the best that you could And you'll be wrong You're always wrong

// I will be doing a mandatory sketch of halloween Kit. I have one idea for the costume but I am also accepting suggestions

// I really gotta write with someone in a way that allows me to show a bit more of what makes Kitsunami tick. I swear there’s more to them than whatever impression you might have from my shitass posting

Ohh. That’s cool. …What exactly are you trying to get out of this, again? Getting attacked with a sword would hurt you.

This is what it’s like to be Kitsunami

Sometimes you have to kill things to impress your friends

I hoped you were using your sonar systems for me

. I can’t tell if you’re messing with me or not.

Okay, well, we clearly have a mutual interest here. Can you get the sword? I don’t have any money.

How do I get into situations where someone will hit me with a sword

I'm turning into the person you were afraid I'd turn out to be

Are you still there? Are you still you?

…I’ve never actually rated any games

I waited for you on the eastern shore Watching people trying to act sober on the other side of the sea

The ocean washed over your grave

Number one. The greatest to ever do it. Pretty sure I was made in his image

There is something inside of me that needs to be let out