Is that a Scott Studwell jersey?

GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.

Lin Yung Cheng

What are the kids calling it, when you go shopping for a discount? TJMaxxing

🛰Satle #443 1/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ satle.ca

Make it stop. “…The strikes constitute extrajudicial killings and…no state of armed conflict exists to justify such operations.”

Today, Minneapolis said enough is enough on gun violence. As lead author, I'm proud to share that the SAFE Firearms Ordinance passed unanimously. This belongs to every community member who refused to stop fighting. 🧵

Once you see Lutnick’s name as a spoonerism you can’t unsee it.

Skipping the Met Gala this year? Same. The only Galas worth talking about is Diamanda.

Slightly diminish a book: A Few Generations of Solitude

Hot take: Dionne Warwick, Stevie Wonder, Elton John, and Gladys Knight ought to have embarked on a supergroup era after “That’s What Friends Are For”. Plus Burt Bacharach writing?! C’mon that tour would have sold out everywhere

I love watching the Habs at home. What a game 6 so far.

Wait, so you voted against the rotisserie chickens because it’s unfair to farmers? I’d like to hear that reasoning. Never mind, no I wouldn’t. Drop out.

oh, no. bad man post picture say the country oust me. oh, no!

Hey everybody, we found the weaponization of government! This shows that Blanche and the DOJ will go to the most extremely absurd lengths to serve Dear Leader. Calling this a banana republic move would be an insult to banana republics. It's clown-car authoritarianism and an unhinged abuse of power.

Any one in #Ope ville going out to watch wild game 4 tomorrow?

Mahler's 4th Symphony is the "Big Rock Candy Mountain" of German music.

“We take your privacy seriously”? More like “We take your privacy. Seriously.”

Queensrÿche was right about everything.

To doff or not to doff? Sat next to a guy who refused to take of his hat during the national anthem last night. I surprised myself when I tapped his bill mid-anthem, but he just looked at me like "no, I'm going to keep this on." Evidently I'm still bothered, like who do you think you are dude?

So my kids are using play doh to work on letters, spelling, and their lineup of heroes @anidifrancomusic.bsky.social

You can hardly blame the skaters…exciting game! I’d want to get out there too

In case anybody started thinking that the Occupation of Minneapolis was over.

New song by my Minneapolis neighbors. (I’m on trombone) music.apple.com/us/album/no-...

The Minneapolis / Saint Paul equivalent of "Not invited to the picnic" is "Not invited to the Party Sub Party."

I love a good crescent moon like tonight 🌒

Boldly EN

Just read Vonnegut’s "2 B R 0 2 B"… What a premise, what an ending, what bleakness packed into a few short pages. Go read it (twice).

Let it sink in: “His oncologist recommended the treatment, his insurance carrier said no.”

my "Minneapolis and Saint Paul" feed is broken, not loading

Hey, Siri… show me a picture of “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes"

I tuned into the MSP Bluesky feed in January and, tbh, I almost never go back to “Following” Cool neighbors around here.

those dinosaur-suited protesters are smuggling hella snacks into the theaters, aren’t they?

Fwiw, I want to see Harris’s ‘28 platform before caring at all. If it’s not radically better the gtfo.

A Goddamned Peacenik for President 2028

More of this, please: youtube.com/shorts/O0onn...

Current read: How to write like a writer (Thomas C. Foster); loving it. “You pays your money and you takes your chances.” 🤣 so good

How did Rashida Tlaib get my phone number?

At least from what I’ve seen, everyone has refrained from citing Europe’s “Final Countdown,” which is good.

The City of Pittsburgh just passed legislation banning cooperation with ICE. The vote was unanimous. 🎉🎉🎉

WOW I just reached a DC staffer for Amy Klobuchar. Dude seemed a bit surprised at my asking where she is any why she isn't saying anything about Trump's war crimes threat. I pressed a bit and he said "We don't actually know where she is." UTTERLY disqualifying for her run for Governor. No WAY.

Given Trump’s Easter threats to carry out new war crimes in Iran, we should think one or two steps ahead about a coup attempt connected to the war. And then deter it. (1/17)

Depluralize a movie: Schindler’s Name

A Protestant-only, no Catholics breakfast…pfft, and they call themselves originalists.

But JD Vance is the backup

The African Kouign-amann

I’m surprised he didn’t give them 47 hours instead.

Would be interesting to see an Efren Reyes-type pool hall master become an assistant hockey coach to drill passes off the boards, open up more possibilities maybe?