me! me!

I love seahorses.

wip

Connor is actually awesome btw, I take this back

I just saw the two whitest people I've ever seen

fish

they got docta peppa

I'm gonna have 3 roomates I'm actually gonna kms

Did you know we can get suspended for saying "I wish ill on JK Rowling"? It's one of the many things we are not allowed to say here. It was okay for me to say it then because I'm just telling you we can't say "I wish JK Rowling was gone". I'm not actually saying it, just letting you know we can't.

old man yaoi

I cut my hair </3

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Knife-Shaped Cat Toys. Our feline friends are natural-born killers. They need toys to embrace their homicidal urges, or else they will release their pent-up murderous rage on your couch. www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2VRPMR...

Snails are actually pretty cool but I gotta say having like 20 thousand small theeth does seem terrifying in paper , kinda reminds me to Lampreys in that aspect , tho they are a little more dangerous than snails.

I can imagine this in his voice

I love Willem Dafoe.

NVM I GOT IT WORKING !!!

OZZY OSBOURNE DIED

📌Hello im Thadachi 🇪🇦 (he/him) I love all kinds of rpg's such as Yokai watch 👻 and yakuza 🐉and mystery books especially the one's from Agatha christie.🚂 📺-I do also enjoy other kinds of media such as Kamen rider 🦗 💬-I really like to talk but most of the time I don't know what to talk about 🦆

my discover weelky is lowkey fire this week

I ideogically disagree with the concept of 15 year olds

the sky is blue less than 50% of the time so I disagree with this name

I think one of the first metal songs my brother ever listened to in its entirety was Suffocate by Knocked Loose and Poppy

One for the road lmao #mcmlondon

the average person simply cannot piss like I can, they just don't have what I have

Quote with a GIF of your pfp

to me silly string is just string

lowkey kinda looks like he's got a massive dick swinging in the wind instead of a tail

I'll look at my feet and they look normal and then I'll look again and they're big as fuck like what

is anyone here in need of an emoboy to fuck? I am willing to offer my services, some may even say I'm desperate

gonna try and be more active over here

do you take your lighters with or without the erectile disfunction?

this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...

I think that if Kojima got to make a game with unlimited funds, time, and no one telling him to tone it down, we'd achieve world peace

Zac Oyama is such a pure and innocent creature that, at times, I forget that he understands politics

your eyes must be the sauce because I'm lost in your gaze

what could have possibly led to this

I DM'd my first one-shot yesterday, things went well but I misjudged how long it would be and we went a bit overtime :/

MCR revealed new stuff on my birthday :))

I hate wizards of the coast

"nonplussed" is a great word because it has two definitions and they are opposites, "egregious" too

I should rewatch Mary & Max, it's such a good movie

I blame Dimension 20 for my strange attraction to Murph

Riz Gukgak I would die for you

accidentally killed a guy, it's okay he's back, I serenaded him

SQUEEB!!! MY GOATTTTT!!

my love language is being dastardly, devious, and generally untrustworthy

playing music loudly while I shower so I just hit my entire residential building with the Knocked Loose Suffocate into Fool's Garden Lemon Tree combo

I started doing research on firearms because I play a gunslinger in my new D&D campaign, and now it's my new hyperfixation

downloading the entirety or The Legend of Vox Machina to my computer so I can rewatch it