UPDATE: In the lawsuit, three senior FBI officials fired by Kash Patel say Patel informed them that he was instructed to "fire anyone" who worked on any investigation related to Trump. And said his own job depended on carrying out the firings. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Media: Why did the President not request flags at half staff following the assassination of House representative Melissa Hortman but has for Charlie Kirk who is not an elected official? The question that won’t be asked of Karoline Leavitt.

Big sigh. Watch this. Can you see why the Yankees’ moment of silence, the lowered flags, the promise of the Presidential Medal of Freedom, feel like a gut punch to the very people he spent years targeting? No one wished death on this man, but what we’re seeing right now is too f*cking much.

Everyone should be held to the same standards.

📌"Hegseth's shifting $1 billion meant for maintaining and renovating Army barracks to instead fund its surge of troops to the U.S.-Mexico border, a move that coincides with the service's gradual deprioritization of quality-of-life initiatives for soldiers." 📌He doesn't give a shit about the troops.

Have yourself a merry and MAGA-riffic Half-Liberation Day!

Greetings, fellow yippy Panicans.

Trump might be tanking our economy simply so he can buy everything up as it bottoms out, solidifying his grip on power as the middle class plummets into poverty, & those already impoverished slowly die off from lack of food, shelter, & healthcare? Poor people are easier to control.

As Trump & Musk fire federal workers gleefully & with maximum cruelty, treating all as enemies, scum, or criminals, I wonder who would apply for a federal job in the future. Civil Service jobs had previously been among the most stable, not paying as much as private industry, but offering stability.

I have never felt less inclined to celebrate President’s Day, with Donald Trump allegedly serving as the American President.

Strange how Antifa has been extremely quiet lately, ever since conservatives stopped seeing them everywhere they turned & blaming them for everything they didn’t like.

America is in danger of running out of capital letters once Donald Trump infests the White House, as he randomly capitalizes every fifth word in anything he writes. I can’t believe that the University of Pennsylvania hasn’t sued the illiterate fool, demanding that he return his undeserved diploma.

I’m anxiously awaiting the day when President Musk & Vice President Trump have their inevitable disagreement & Make Dueling Great Again.

MAGA brains to explode in 5, 4…

Please remember there are billionaires spending money on outrage media to make you mad at federal civil servants instead of the Supreme Court they bought. Please save your outrage for the actual fascists.

It's 100% true.

So let me get this straight. If you apply for a job at a grocery store, you have to undergo a background check. But, if you apply to be Director of National Intelligence, you don't? Got it.

President Biden ceremoniously pardoned two turkeys for Thanksgiving today. Immediately following this, Donald Trump vowed to appeal Biden’s pardon to his Supreme Court, seeking to instead execute the turkeys in the cruelest way imaginable, possibly involving sharks and batteries.

Republicans, the Small Government party, just created the new Congressional position of Bathroom Enforcer: Gender Monitoring Unit. Trust, but verify. Republicans & their priorities are weird.

America would be better off today if enough of us had written in Boaty McBoatface instead of voting for Donald Trump. This, sadly, is the state of the union.

It would be a shame if the Congressional report on Matt Gaetz were “accidentally” leaked, exposing Gaetz as a disgusting, drug-addled criminal pervert who preys on underage children rather than the potential U.S. Attorney General.

I’ve been here a few days, & haven’t yet been called a communist, traitor, soy boy, leftist lunatic, heathen, or anything else I’m not. It’s definitely not Twitter.