When the people you hire to do promo for your horrible bullshit can't even keep a straight face long enough to do the dang promo

The Thing is a Christmas movie

My God we're sending our most persuasive wallet inspector oh God save us now

Yeah, right winger why are you posting this here and not on truth dot social

Needs the ring

When our turn comes we will make no excuses for Papyrus

Gentlemen, we got em

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It's funny because strip mining everything to feed to the robot devil is bipartisan

God damn it I joined the FBI to murder civil rights organizers not to be your friend's personal chauffer

My favorite Castlevania boss

It's not stupid if it works

One of the good things about knowing Brianna Wu is that she inculcated me from supporting all women. Some Brianna Wu's are very dumb

This is a protip for anyone who might be interesting in getting involved with electoral politics. You can Google the guy who wants you to do free labor for. You can research your guy. If you do not research your guy then the other candidate might. Follow this account for more electoral pro tips

We are Charlie Kikr

You need to buy a new $1K rectangle every year or the economy dies

Can't believe RFK Jr wants to ban cheez its and make forever chemicals mandatory

When the slop bubble crashes are they gonna bring down the makeup industry too

It is a genuine horror how antisemitism is being trivialized in defense of an evil, genocidal fascist government. There are still Nazis. NAZIS ARE OUT THERE DOING NAZI SHIT!

Treetop Lesbian Ska Toilet

If I posted it I would be banned from this website

BILL CLINTON DID NOT SUCK HIMSELF OFF

I don't want to ruin everyone's fun (and I want to believe Trump sucked off Bill Clinton) but sometimes people joke about their friends doing such things

Suddenly I understand why they've been downplaying Metroid Prime 4 in all the Nintendo marketing

Schumer needs to get Nuremberged as much as all the Nazis in ICE.

This is a genius idea. Charge $10K an hour to explain the accurate truth to companies: 1) AI systems are elaborate financial scams not tech 2) slop coding systems slow devs down by making them think they're coding faster and 3) leave you with a code base no one understands so nobody can maintain

Damn, I wish I could cancel my Paramount Plus again

Direct Sandwich gets the goods

I didn't realize Ezra Klein was an inflation fetishist

"All wearing hotdog suits"

Does your landlord not let you have a fire pit

They laid off everyone from the racism factory and replaced them with Grok. It's time to accept Starbucks baristas are the working class now

Bernard Hussein Sanders retire bitch

Huffing CO² made my homosexuality better

The fastest path to full abolition

Im sure the ex blackwater merc with a totemkomf tattoo is trustworthy and against fascism, I'm smart because I keep hitting myself in the head with a shovel

You got a full year to find someone without a Nazi tattoo to run for senate, who cares about the blackwater totenkomf man

Slopper the swastika was used for thousands of years, go back to MechaHitler

if we're going to "purity test" every politician with a nazi tattoo out of politics then what are we even doing here

Can you take shit and enshittify it?

How do these fucking idiots know how to breathe?

I'm on team Bulldoze Both Brian And Stephanie's Houses And Build Commie Blocks On Top Of Them

My favorite hero from Venture Bros

Install Linux problem solved

Getting Nazis to engagement farm on your Nazi website might kinda damage you? Huh. I'll be damned

If they're scraping the bottom of this barrel I've seen enough. The crash is incoming. They're desperately trying to create ChatGPT liquor stores in poor neighborhoods

Huey Lewis copyright lawyers wilding out