It’d be funny to have a character named Bill have his full name as “Billiard” or “Billiam” like how Meg Griffin’s full name is “Megatron”

What do you mean chewing gum isn’t made for people with no teeth. That’s why they’re called gums, right???

I just learned about “stone paper” aka paper made mostly from leftover limestone . It’s tear-proof, water-proof, and wood-free. It sounds too good to be true. Is it a scam?

thousands of internet child abusers are stopped every single day when you say lolicons deserve death. keep doing it bro, ESPECIALLY to the trans women, you’ll socially murder them all eventually.

I’m a middle child trapped in the body of an oldest child

Cellulite? Is that like fat lamp salesman?

Couples t-shirt design: Shirt #1: “Eat your heart out!” Shirt #2: “My name is “your heart”!” You’re welcome 😎

Am I Gen Z? Gen Alpha? Millennial? Neither. I am GenQ: I am always asking how to do every little thing because I legit cannot do anything right.

one of the more nefarious elements in the ritualistic hatemobbing of a public facing transfem online is that, if you are a supporter, a friend, someone who cares about the victim in this, there is an overwhelming amount of pressure to simply say or do nothing while it happens.

So many people will go out of their way to turn their discomfort into a justification for inflicting harm on someone, then post hoc justify it by claiming that the person consuming the media is "doing harm". Not actual harm, just a vague gesturing at a supposed potential harm.

One of the ground rules in my home shall be “do not talk to me while I’m exercising unless it’s an emergency. I’m most likely exercising to let out all of my anger towards my stupid ass.”

he's probably been groomed into a moral system where thought crimes are a real thing that need to be punished, and he's taking his hatred for the weird feelings he gets from his own bad thoughts out on people who actively share the thoughts to others that he was told were evil and deserved punishing

I hope you guys know that Patricia Taxxon has been dealing with suicidal ideations for years, I'm not a friend but I recall she's openly talked about it back when she was on twitter and tumblr If you think killing someone for stating nuance on icky art is worth it, I don't want you near me or my art

if saying im autistic in any context to explain my behavior, or even just noting that i can't intuit social rules and need to think through things that come naturally to most people, is "using autism as an excuse" then fuck it. sorry for being special.

If someone has a gay lil trophy husband, would it be accurate to call him a “twinket”?

Can y'all do me a favor? Watch this video by my best friend, @twistythetiny.bsky.social and share it! This shit is so important. #onlinetoxicity www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qUV...

#notallmen because some of them are actually girls

the way that youthlib is starting to become a meme that people just say in a funny voice to imply that it's obviously stupid and maybe predatory makes me want to fucking scream. you just were a kid, how can you say this

You can tell trans women are women because people would literally rather die than interpret anything they say as a joke.

MeToo really collapsed when Biden was credibly accused of sexual abuse and harassment against women and that was a moment where the overt fascists of the right wing were able to synch up with established liberal power bases to simply drop the movement entirely as it was no longer politically useful.

I’m trying my best

Doctor: do you exercise? Me: nah Doctor: you should. it’s good for your physical and mental health! Me:

I need to stop being useless

If there’s two things you cannot tell a sub to do it’s: 1. Fill up on bread 2. Get filled up & bred

I care a lot more about the millions of people whose lives are being destroyed, uprooted, and irreparably worsened because of Trump than someone who tried and failed to kill Trump over it

Two chads chilling by the Great Chads (Great Lakes, see clip below for context) Five inches inside cuz they are gay

Things are objectively worse under Trump than they would have been under Kamala. This doesn't mean Kamala is good. It simply means that they didn't have to be this awful. Anyone thinking otherwise is more interested in an illusory moral high ground than in harm reduction.

it's always just, someone starts making fun of me for silly reasons and then a bazillion other people join in & just as they're starting to realize they're lolcowing a random person for being cringe someone comes in like "good news guys, she's a pedophile" and it continues on

I just learned of a synonym for a peddler or vendor : a “hawker” So I guess you can say that Hawk Tuah girl really lived up to her name by trying to hawk her $-HAWK shitcoin

if you launch a campaign to deperson a transfem she is in her right to kill you in self defense

Before the FAAAAA sound, we had the Dane cook sneeze FWOOOO

I wonder if any wreck it Ralph ytp has turbo saying “turbo ass dick” If not, then I shall take it upon myself

"over introspective" being a bad thing is extremely telling. if anything ppl generally aren't introspective enough lol

Oh shit, man! Take me by the hand To your racist fam Members of the klan! Oh shit, man! The voyage through your kiwi farm account is a real trip!

Replying to everything with “that’s crazy” is more annoying to me than Gen beta screaming 67. Idgaf anymore

I’m kind of glad gene wilder never starred in a Loch Ness monster movie. Because the title would have been so underwhelming: The Wilder-Ness

Bio-Dome’s opening credits used the font choice as the film Birdman. However, whereas Birdman’s chaos was controlled and artistic, Bio-Dome’s was the usual coked out, seizure-inducing fever dream that only the 90s could offer. Take that for what you will.

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

like maybe you will slip up and point to the fact that a trans woman had her post flagged as mature as if it's a smoking gun that evidences her perversion or imply that no one would be calling her a predator if she just stopped doing predatiry things, not naming names

i would like no one on earth to make the argument that child abuse is a quintessentially latine practice and that wanting good things to happen to miguel is a sign of the cultural divide

Years ago, I was bullied, harassed, and canceled for self shipping and having romantic feelings for Ren/Joker from Persona 5 by a group of individuals I used to see as my only friends. Since then, I've been able to slowly but surely come back out and proud about my love for him! Love always will win

"If trans people weren't so loud & demanding..." SHUT THE FUCK UP People erase our history, but it was we motherfuckers calling ourselves "queer" + "faggot" & doing shit like handing out safe sex & LGBTQ pamphlets at high schools when people were lynching + truck dragging us who won queer right.

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I always ask for people to keep it 100 with me, but I’m still too damn sensitive when my bs gets rightfully called out. I immediately go into a spiral telling myself that I will only ever be defined by my fuck-ups. No matter how much I reassure myself that to be an annoyance or inconvenience is not