Cause Capricorn men rival the Antichrist.. ESPECIALLY JANUARY CAPRICORN MEN

Halloween costume idea: dress up as Rock Lee and stubble around w/ a bottle of henny

Are there any vampire books that don’t have that one character who looks 5 or 10 but is like actually 40 and having graphic sex scenes with grown ass men? I don’t understand why so many vampire tales feel the need to make this part of their storylines.

Who wanna go skydiving with me? I don’t wanna go alone

It’s getting cold outside let me keep my hands warm under your fupa

Is she really flirting with you? Or is she just ovulating?

Honestly, in this economy, brunch is the bad decision. Now you gotta choose between going out and having food for the week.

Ohhh nothinggg just secured my second promotion this year🤪

I love it when older ppl stretch their mindsets and embrace what they've been taught to hate, myself included😊 WTG Mom!💜

My mom just told my uncles I’m a bi sectional🤦🏾‍♀️😂

But if I whip out this strap and bop you on the forehead you gonna be mad

I really wish guys would stop saying they want a freaky girl when all they really want is a bi girl who’ll give them threesomes🙄😂

I hate when a mf actually makes me do my job…

It’s been 4 months since I’ve opened the sims… who wants to find/ fix all my broken mods for me?🥲

Whenever I finally decide to get rid of my 12, I’m switching to galaxy. That Z fold looks wayyy better than these.

I grabbed my lady bits in fear😳

Lollll I doubt it😂

That is so dope!!! Thank you!!! I'm good and dead btw 🥴😂

Whose card did you get in the infinity castle playlist???

I got you! Got to the demon slayer playlist and press the words “enter the infinity castle”

Whose card did yall get in the infinity castle playlist??👀

90% of the fights in hxh were lowkey child abuse

I wanted to meet my Bluesky bestie but he’s afraid of the outdoors, and bad bitches, and fun😪

I feel like either I have a special relationship with crows or I’m about to be on a Tee Shirt because every time I go outside they follow close behind me or if I’m sitting outside they land in front of me, make eye contact, and caw

Oh naw it’s fuck that nigga ALL DAY!!

Naw it’s FUCK THAT THIRD UPPER MOON until the bitter end! I hate when they be trying to make you empathize with them uglass demons!

Waittt so all it took was some fireworks and a dead sickly gf for yall to forgive Akaza for what he did to Rengoku?

Someone recommend an anime that will absolutely RUIN me emotionally.

Finally getting some work done on my cardigan #crochet

🏮🏮🏮HELLO EVERYONE PLEASE RT🏮🏮🏮 I have the ability to get an apartment within the next couple of days. I need to raise at least $400 today and I will most likely be able to get it. PLEASE BOOST THIS IS EXTREMELY URGENT. ko-fi.com/laguerre CA: $ LaguerreK PP: @ KimalahL

Just in case you didn’t know #blacksky

No the hell they’re not 🤣🤣🤣 since been

My racist ass coworker just tried to start an argument in the break room because we said we don’t wanna talk about that dead racist. She legit got all flustered and started yelling that he was a good God fearing man, and that he only wanted the best for our country… yt people are yall ok???😂😂

Alright life’s been too boring lately, send me a Nigerian Haitian man

Fr fr. It’s the most wholesome, sweetest saddest anime

Any of y’all started watching Gucci a coochie yet?

I would literally die for kotaro😭

I’m only 3 episodes into Kotaro lives alone and I swear this is both the cutest and saddest anime I’ve ever watched 😭😭

Imagine your bestie being quadruple cheeked up but won’t let you touch it🙄… just selfish!

Oldest: 33 Youngest: 26

Happy fade in the water day yall!

I feel like there’s a little gremlin who so purpose in life is to steal my shit! Because how tf did I lose my AirPods AND my headphones???

Does anyone else say thank you every time they ask Siri to do something? Likeee I try to be nice to all my devices just in case they decide to become sentient one day and take me out lol

Ok last straw, I’m deleting the dating apps😂 I told this dude I have dyscalculia and he told me it’s ok if I’m dumb, I don’t have to make up words for it…..

Sure do. Even before love, I haven't been excited by anyone in a long time.

Sexy red RUINED that song 😪

Did lightskin Bieber clock back in?👀

Yea it’s really nothing outside tbh, just being up under one person for life sounds like heaven

Justin Bieber and Giveon dropped an album last night?? Prepare to be SICKKK of mee