ok twitter working again bye

the followers I have on here?? who are you people

I’m sitting outside with nothing on but my little shorts btw

thank god johnny is here finally

so mormon wives season 2 premiere date announced let’s talk about THAT!!! WHERE WILL YOU BE ON MAY FIFTEENTH?

girl whatever.

and what’s going on over here

idk

pining on my drive home from brooklyn…weekly occurrence these days!

awww

drnmk

out here

this is how it feels like to be on bluesky dot social

i’ll always remember us bluesky

my fault

posting from my bed…skeets in the sheets…

shannon on my couch dot bluesky dot social

oomf rn

Vroom vroom findmyfriends video

driving over the chesapeake bay bridge makes me feel crazy ever since that other bridge collapsed like 😭

does anyone know if this hov lane has time restrictions

liveskeeting my four hour drive

MOON

skeeting at 80mph on 95 north has anyone tried that yet

how do I know if I’ve been added to a list. I want to be a part of things that are going on

hmmm accidentally just ate at least fifty chocolate covered pomegranate seeds. human.

one last family meal then TOO FREEEEDDOMMMMM

diagonal crosswalk. dc I’m entertaining your quirks one last time

good bc I am banking on that

I just know oomf is having a needed as fuck 12 hour hibernation rn

VERY hungry I think

hungry I think

the fomo tonight.

Don't make me skeet alone

are you guys skeeting without me

no laws against skeeting and driving

about to be told I’m essentially a disappointment by my uncle but then hopefully will receive some nice metrosexual clothing from ebay that doesn’t fit him right

screaming along to gay little songs alone in the car for four hours tomorrow and then 45 additional minutes with shannon right after that will fix everything

me at the circle jerk: are we going clockwise or counter clockwise

im kinda like an activist

I am interested in all that is unknown to me

i kinda do lol

i thought i saw a man brought to life once.

I can see this all becoming a sneetches situation very fast

feel like this can’t be right

not going to purchase a domain but if I had to….

Game of Thrones characters: