Joke Rowling is a fucking coward who only ever had one piece of media succeed in her career and this absolute loser is attempting to retain her relevance through a shitty kids book. Fuck. JK Rowling.

HI HELLO THE NOVEL??? IT'S HERE!! AVAILABLE TO READ NOW!! IT'S A LESBIAN ROMANCE BOOK FOR FREE!! LEMME KNOW IF U WANT IT AND I'LL SEND ITTT

ok so real talk I'm up to 6 novels and I need to lock in should I livesky about it for motivation would y'all wanna hear about my progress (also I'm posting a new video tomorrow I promise)

hmmm I just got my computer set up, what kind of compilation should I make before I head to Alberta for a week? 🧡

have y'all seen the tumblr drama I feel like it's been a while since we've had some good discourse

we're gonna find out

something about a 10ft skeleton with a Santa Claus hat?? 💀🎅🥰 www.instagram.com/skellythe10f...

should I make a part 2 of this video cuz I can't make it more than 30 seconds into a video without Phil saying something absurd

it's #phanniefriday again already??? gawd DAYM time flies when you're having fun anyway hi phannies good morning I'm probably gonna play a metric fuck ton of sims today, how bout yall?? enjoy my cat who is THRIVING with all this space to cause mayhem

im almost scared to do this 4 albums to introduce myself! ✨

hi friends I've been moving but I'm settled and I'm in and I'm ready to get wild (I'm making a Santa Claus hat for the 10ft skeleton in my front yard do y'all wanna see it)

IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

who here is a gay with something to say?? 👀

you know what's funny is I just realized how a few months ago and now I've forgotten again

2011 good god

omg bloomfs!! my first compilation video on bluesky!! enjoy!! youtu.be/Z3wPnd_jq4g?...

Phil’s reaction gets funnier every time I watch it

he really did go away 😭😭

“you attract what you fear” aaaaah danandphilgames upload i’m so afraid helppp 😭😭😭😱😱😰😰😰🙀

hey bloomfs can anyone think of their favourite moments where Phil Lester has said something completely unhinged, either accidentally or on purpose

get philip amazingphil lester on taskmaster!!!

rebleet if you love dan and phil!! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

speaking of #phanniefriday, we fuck with some phart round these parts??

does this count as a hit bloop account or something i love y'all thank you for the love hahahaha 💙

have yall seen my cat :( #phanart

first dil howlter post on the butterfly app xo hope he likes it here #phanart #phan #danandphil

so the real question is should I stream these games like I originally wanted to do

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

for anyone else interested, I've got a discord group set up into each tour date if you're interested in making pals on tour!! I met up with so many people at titronto and it was such a beautiful experience, highly recommend 💙

hello dearest twitter phannies, if you've been considering making a tumblr blog or have an old one laying dormant somewhere - now's your time to join the rpf war on the side of phan

this is really great, I added mine! I guess since I've never said it out loud before so may as well in a bleet, I also enjoy plural pronouns! I don't consider myself a part of a system, so that vocabulary doesn't work for me but you're welcome to use any pronouns for me 💙

i heard it's #phanniefriday so here's me and the wife repping the best dnp merch they've ever made

cheese curd

as a voter i’d actually love some common sense on transgender issues actually. nationalized healthcare, leaving us alone otherwise, things of this nature.

someone said this app feels like the back rooms and this is what I imagined

oh SPEAKING of writing, I have written a couple phanfictions!! I'm hoping to get a bit more coherent post together as to the sort of stuff I write and who I (as mx. jailedmoonshine irl if u know what I mean) am, but for now have one I wrote recently called The Proposal! enjoy love y'all!! 💋👇

phannies pls find me

girls kissing

Also for any new followers, I'm hoping to start a project in the new year that involves teaching myself new art and streaming the process so if you ever wanna participate in the fun, be sure to stick around!! 💙

FUCK ELON MUSK 🗣️🗣️

trying to resist the tumblrina instinct to like and repost everything i see (i almost typed reblog just now)

dan howell gay lil dance on bluesky

More cause I’m greedy

Also hi bluesky I am an abstract/figure artist on amazingphil adderall

nobody will ever be more relatable than Phil lester trying foods he knows he doesn't like, like I just rewatched the soup video and I love this man's sensory and texture overload, he's just like me fr

SO new compilation video coming soon amirite

amazingphil 💙