I wish JK Rowling ate a dodgy curry and shat herself to death.

Look at this bandit, on his way to steal cat food I leave for the stays.

Proof of life. Turns out I have a stomach made of steel.

I accidentally poisoned myself, because it didn't occur to me to check the expiry date on the unopened creamed herring in the fridge. IT WENT BAD 2 MONTHS AGO AND I ONLY NOTICED SOMETHING WAS OFF AFTER I ATE HALF OF IT.

I was not built to live in 30 degrees Celsius. This is hell.

Okay, so the guy in the register office REALLY wanted to help me, but the issue is, it's a foreign court decision and he needs a Polish court to legitimise it. I love bureaucracy.

@chiitan.love CHIITAN-SAN LIKED MY POST?! A blessing. Maybe the guy in the register office will accept my UK court decision after all.

Got my gender recognition certificate translated and went to the Polish register office to try my luck in getting my birth certificate amended with correct gender. Why try my luck? Because Poland is a country that still doesn't have a clear law set around transgender people and their gender markers.

This is why the Philosophy Tube episode on conversion therapy in Britain was so carefully worded and went through lawyers first! It’s difficult to educate the public on topics that rich and powerful groups do not want people to know about

Absolutely vibing it to the Tomodachi Life Workshop music. Straight up banger when you're stoned.

Managed to also paint parts of the ceiling, so covering the spots will be fuuuuun. But the kitchen slaps eyyy.

Cleaning the fridge before I move it to paint the wall. Found tinned sardines that had best before date in September 2018. I have sardines that went bad before the pandemic.

I'm so done with everything I'm going to paint my kitchen black.

Huge fan of having "friends" who, not even a week after we had to say goodbye to Leeloo, are asking us to join the weekly RPG session. Sure dude, I'd love to. It's not like grief is a thing when you want to play your dumb little game.

I've lived in buildings older than this shit country.

Every ad for AI sounds basically like that: "Are you an idiot who can't do research? Is Wikipedia too scary for you? Do you have the mental skills of a literal sea sponge that prevent you from critical thought? Use our AI assistant! It's not like you could find information yourself!"

A refuse to believe this is a normal cat.

#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity Abbas (the beautiful man on the left, drawn by the amazing @deliriummacabre.bsky.social ) has multiple jobs. One of them is being a gangster.

when your buddy has wise insight but you have more important things on mind #art #oc

#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity A bit of flashback for today's word. I like writing about Wraiths.

Said goodbye to our sweet Leeloo today. She's playing with Roland now.

#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity Fun fact, I once conducted an audit on a site that had a leaky faucet next door to the office I was in, and I almost lost my mind there.

My mate just sent a picture of his lunch on the group chat. It's 'Yorkshire tapas', and consists of pork pies cut into quarters, crisps and olive oil+balsamic dip. You wouldn't waterboard out of me that I'm eating something like that. This is a meal you have while crying after a pathetic wank.

Okay so holiday plans went to shit. No need for the cat sitter anymore, so I go to this godforsaken app to cancel the appointment. And I get a notification saying 'Cancellation requested'. Girl what do you mean 'requested'? Are you going to refuse and show up as planned, banging on my door?

After 6 years of not going on any holidays because of Roland's diabetes, we were supposed to have one next week. And now Leeloo stopped eating and got diagnosed with chronic kidney disease. I fucking hate life.

genuinely concerned that if AI goes bankrupt I might shrug so hard I dislocate both shoulders

You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people

the current universe:

Dopamine crash so bad it had me google "do I have bipolar".

Damn, such a hard choice. I simply don't know which one to pick!

#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity Great word today for my completely normal procedure of healing dying Filigree Trees.

I'm Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍

#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity I'm sure he's a lovely, kingdom-loving citizen. Nothing to worry about.

Do you also have to write at least 2 smut scenes with your OCs to feel like you know them well enough to write a compelling story, or are you normal?

Just finished The Amazing Digital Circus finale and let's just say one thing. Trans people sure can masterfully implement the horrors of existential and identity crisis in their creations like nobody else.

Local man with undiagnosed ADHD discovers that EDM music helps him focus.

#WIPSnips #WritingCommunity Pigeons and parkour babyyyyyy!

I will title the third one Absolutely shameless smut - Tokyo Drift.

#WIPSnips Prince Roberto is experiencing first-hand how 'safe' is the area outside the Capital's walls. Also the guards are discussing weather.

5 things you will probably find in most of my books: 🟢 Queer cast 🟢 Critique of capitalism 🟢 Moral dilemmas 🟢 Traumatised characters Going Through It ™️ 🟢 Shameless environmentalism

Nat in the morning: I'm not going to taking iron. 3 days of supplementing it and my stomach is in agony. Nat now: Ow. Me: Oh no, stil hurts after the last one yesterday? Nat: No, after the one I took today. Me: You complained that 3 days in a row was too much and you took a 4th one? Nat: ...yes.

Absolutely unhinged feeling when you're in a FANTASTIC writing flow and don't want to stop writing, while simultaneously edging yourself to the inch of your sanity because you felt the flow while writing smut.

"why dont you ship-" it doesnt move my heart or my boner idk what to tell you. i dont choose where i end up.

I grew up in a time without social media, in a town where basically the only thing to do was smoke weed and set shit on fire. If they think this is going to make kids “more productive” then they have never met a teenager

Hire me Starbucks. I can make latte art that vaguely resembles a pussy.

how it actually feels posting more about my OCs because my job has put me in limbo