It's Nat's luck that the only recent MS representation in media, is fucking Night Swim.

Get yourself a partner who laughs with you when watching gore.

Hormones are bullshit and they smell. I'm due to my T shot, and as usual, I feel like shit.

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Dinner conversation with Nat. Nat: Had a moment of panic today because I thought I lost the charger for my favourite vibrator. But then I found it. Me: Are you insinuating something? Nat: No. I'm just telling you how my day was.

I'm going to focus on removing plastic cups from the office while the world burns down.

We will either end fossil fuel dependency and the predatory extractivist basis of global production, or they will end us through wars and ecological collapse - all at the same time.

- Turns on computer. - Puts on some music. - Pours a glass of wine. - Cracks fingers. Time to write some porn.

It's the first hour of the new year, and I can already feel my whimsy coming back from the war.

My New Year's resolution is to see more birds.

I've discovered a big problem with having 3 cats. I don't have enough hands to pet them all at once.

I'm watching Fast & Furious 9, and losing my mind with how nonsensical is the route of the chase scene in Edinburgh. I feel the need to draw it out for people to see exactly how insane it is.

It's a race against time when you had an edible and have to pick up food before it hits.

Gangsta.

Tomorrow I'm buying a fuckton of white chocolate, double cream and oranges, and I'll perfect this fucking white chocolate cream for the cake, or will die trying.

Me watching Trigun Stampede.

I think that a solution for the problems characters in Emily in Paris have, would be to simply start a polycule. Those people clearly struggle with monogamy.

Emily in Paris is probably the most vapid show ever made. It's so shallow you wouldn't be able to drown an ant in its depth. Watching it feels like having a mixer blender shoved up your nose right into your skull. I hope they make million seasons.

Nat after hanging 7 Christmas ornaments and breaking one: And that's my contribution towards Christmas.

Both kittens are obsessed with watching Leeloo, what results in them having the most intense staring competitions while she's taking a shit. Establishing dominance by not breaking eye contact while shitting. Power move.

I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks

Noticed the kitten sneezing and had a heart attack. Turns out she had a speck of glitter stuck to her nose. They start so young...

I just passed a scrapyard with a pink limo left there to rot, and I can't believe someone would give up such a beautiful specimen.

Nat: Today I realised that I basically have a life cycle of a Sim. Every 20 days or so some kind of tragedy happens and you disappear in a rabbit hole for 9h 3 days a week.

A recruiter just called me offering me a job for much less than what I get now, far away, and in an industry I want nothing to do with.

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

Nat just suggested that it's shocking that with a frog being my favourite animal I haven't picked Kermit as my chosen name. Imagine transitioning and naming yourself Kermit. I'd have insanely powerful aura.

I can't go piss because a kitten is sleeping on my lap. The struggle is real.

Having kittens is very similar to having children, and it made me even more sure that I don't want children that I can't just lock in a room when I need a break. I mean, I probably could do that with human children, but that would probably end up with me being charged with child abuse.

Wanted to be a biologist, but my Very Toxic Father planted a seed of fear in my heart that I will end up a pennyless teacher. Ended up on biotechnology with no plan for myself. One my lecturers decided that my angsty ADHD ass is PERFECT for renewable energy.

Me trying to teach Leeloo that the kittens are not a threat to her life.

Okay, so this happened. Meet Chili and Mayo.

Since I watched The Predator (2018) I live in constant fear Predators will come and take Nat to steal her autism.

Forced to learn French to learn how to do programming because the parent company is French and only has French training materials. Becoming a femboy was not on my bingo card for this year.

Me watching Alien: Earth.

Went to see Predator: Badlands and it turns out I have something in common with the Predator. We both have shit fathers.

Researching head trauma consequences and suddenly realising that the brick that hit you on the head when you were 5 might have actually made some lasting damage.

Was supposed to be doing a sustainability presentation for the entire business on Monday, but my ex-boss's team requested it to be postponed, because they are still sad after her redundancy. Bitch what? She's not dead. Get over it.

Big fan of bad things happening to bad people.

I wanted to take a walk on Halloween, but there was a mysterious stabbing incident and a day-long investigation in my apartment complex, so I stayed in instead 😬

Nat just told me I have teeth like a Xenomorph, and I'm not sure what to do with that information.

My boss, who's been in the company for 28 years, was just made redundant, what made me the only remaining person who deals with sustainability in here. No pressure.

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On a train to work I saw a woman with nails that looked like that. When she managed to effortlessly push the exit button with her fingertip, I knew I was in a presence of a queen.

my friends and i constantly quoting this post to each other whenever we feel bad about productivity

Had to do a training in cybersecurity, and by the end of it, I was offered an opportunity to "mint" my pass certificate into an NFT. I don't remember when was the last time I felt so offended.

Company sent me to a training course on effective presentation, to make me speak slower. I don't think 2 days of being told the basics of how to build a power point is going to cure my ADHD, but A+ for effort.

Sometimes you just can't fuck your way out of a situation.

I think I caught a cold and I feel like a Victorian child on its deathbed.