These should be mass produced!

A country that had begun to make progress in believing women is regressing. In this environment, it becomes more and more difficult for victims to come forward, which means that the people committing crimes against them are going to get away with it. Again. open.substack.com/pub/joycevan...

Picking up my 3-year-old from daycare and another 3-year-old said, "Boo!" I asked if he was trying to scare me, and a 5-year+old girl said, "He's not saying Boo! to scare you. He's booing your outfit."

I don't think I'd be that difficult to babysit. I finish my snacks, I'm potty trained (mostly), and I never put up a fight at naptime! 😁

tech bros trying to convince everyone epstein is cool is so telling and interesting

Amanda Seyfried is up for a Golden Globe for her performance in The Testament of Ann Lee, a movie musical about the leader of the Shakers, the 18th-century religious movement that preached celibacy, gender and racial equality, and pacifism. n.pr/4jkc5gW

Excellent point.

This. This right here 👇

I wasn't a great cook anyway...

Today is the anniversary of the collapse of the Soviet Union. Let’s hope history repeats itself with its successor.

Merry Christmas right back at you: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMm7...

COMING TOMORROW

South Korea prosecutor seeks 10-year jail term for ex-President Yoon, Yonhap says reut.rs/3YJUVzz

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In an "alternative" message to the king's annual Christmas speech, Kimmel told British viewers that "from a fascism perspective, this has been a really great year," for the United States. n.pr/4q2rPru

Jailed former Malaysian Prime Minister Najib Razak was found guilty of abuse of power in the biggest trial yet in the multibillion-dollar 1MDB scandal, a ruling that could have significant political repercussions reut.rs/4pg2s4f

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

The director of Minnesota’s Driver and Vehicle Services is warning U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents that they’re violating state law and could be cited if they switch out or remove license plates on their unmarked vehicles.

The past year wasn't all doom and gloom; there was plenty to smile about, too.

*TASKMASTER: CHAMPION OF CHAMPIONS 4 OUTTAKE 3* youtube.com/shorts/kFbq3... @gregdaviescomedian.bsky.social #gregdavies

From the Hamill House to your's: MERRY CHRISTMAS !!! 🎅 🎁 ☃️ 🎄 ❄️ ⛄ 🤶

Cartoon by Kevin KAL Kallaugher

Merry Christmas to everyone who is from violence and abuse & has to put on a brave face during the holidays. It took 20 years from leaving home for me to be assimilated into normie life, creating my own traditions, and being around good people. You got this, and one day this will be a time of joy

Whether they're at the mall, the hospital, a community event or even a dentist's office — people want to see Santa. Here's how a network of Christmas performers across New England make sure that happens.

Christmas 2025

Have you ever wondered how Santa Claus became a man of so many names? From St. Nick to Santa to Kris Kringle, it’s a marvel that Rudolph isn’t completely confused about whom exactly he is working for. (from 2024) https://to.pbs.org/3BE9exS

this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually

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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor should be in prison.

Sometimes I feel like BlueSky is the Festivus we all deserve

Merry Christmas, y'all

Clyde and Gracie are so happy to be able to bark "Christmas" again! 🎄Merry Christmas!!🎄

Cheers 🥂

LIVE: Hawaii's Kilauea volcano spews lava www.youtube.com/live/QSqQAob...

Merry Christmas 🎄 Wishing all that celebrate & those who do not a wonderful day, may it be merry & bright 🫶🧑‍🎄

Sending three ghosts tonight to fuck up Stephen Miller.

FLOAT once upon a churning sea a memory of my father’s advice to me In times like these just float and rise above the foam Just Float and ride it out Just Float we can get through it Just Float

An old poem. Whenever I hear "Winter Wonderland," I remember writing this poem, sitting in a Starbucks in Mesa, AZ, visiting my mother over the holidays, as I did for years when she retired there. Now she's dead these seven years, and I'm still dreaming by fires. Anyway, Happy Xmas. See you Friday.

Merry Christmas! ⭐💖⭐

Caroline Christmas was a rowdy affair. Drunken mayhem would take over London. There even was a long tradition to have a Lord of Misrule!

We continue with a News Hour tradition in which we ask members of the armed forces to record a holiday song. For Christmas Eve, we bring you "Joy to the World." https://to.pbs.org/3YbmTEo

“‘Merry Christmas to all you assholes. And to all a good fucking night!’” - Santa Claus while departing a nudie bar, as quoted by Bruce Springsteen

Wednesday's Christmas Eve drawing ended the lottery game's three-month stretch without a top-prize winner. Final ticket sales pushed the jackpot higher, making it the second-largest in U.S. history. n.pr/4qq3vPW

First Cup of Coffee☕️, First Tune🎶 of the Day☀️ Merry Christmas to all my friends here on BlueSky! Love you all!! Here’s my favorite Christmas tune from Bruce & Santa Clemons! Savor your coffee, enjoy the tune, and have a great XMas! #FirstCupOfCoffeeFirstTuneOfTheDay youtu.be/RcV8INh0d7g?...

Here for those interested is the answer to my most frequently asked question of 2025 (and every other year till I die). I'll keep trying for a new set. MERRY BLOODY CHRISTMAS. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mwj...

God help us, we let this pedophile ring up random children on Christmas Eve