Pickleball is of the devil, and that's why self-identified Christians love it so much.

I was only trying to help

Not gonna lie, John Bolton being sent to fuck me in the ass prison, has me pretty erect!

I love how the gun owners relied on the government to NOT track them.

John Bolton being sentenced to "fuck me in the ass" jail would be amazing.

Trump knows what guns you own.

Donakd announces that all citizens from Nobel to be designated terrorists (though still allowed onto the usa)

Donald to direct bombing into Nobel after not awarding him the peace prize.

I do think it would be amazing if hundreds of protesters just showed up dressed like ICE. They’d be absolutely baffled, they’d have no way to tell who’s who. They’re all dressed in off-the-rack Cabelas clothes since they don’t seem to have a standard uniform so it’s easy.

Can't wait to hear and read all the respectful things MAGA say about Joe Biden.

Great. Now the peace president is gonna get the autism.

Watch out guys, Susan Collins is very concerned about the illegal government worker firings. She's considering writing a letter.

RFK Jr. to hold press conference to account that soybeans cause autism.

Make America Third!

The only thing people in Idaho love more than America, it's Muslims

Yep, you know those priests, always following the teachings of Christ (unless they find money.)

Make Qatar Great Again

My fishing boat was bombed by the peace president and all I got was this t-shirt.

The U.S. strictly prohibits the establishment of foreign military bases on its territory.

Donakd signs executive order declaring war on the country of Nobel.

#donakd #nonobelforyou #veryweak #lowiq

Donakd signs executive order to have Zach Bryan arrested and deported to El Salvador.

Mike Johnson is finally realizing that covering up for pedophiles is actually pretty unpopular.

History won’t praise Democrats for playing by the rules if it’s the reason we lose our country.

Trump is much weaker than he looks. He's always been a bloated, sloppy, low-IQ flaccid failure. Now he’s a bloated, sloppy, low-IQ flaccid failure desperately trying to distract from all that by attacking US cities with our military and sending his Justice Dept after political opponents.

We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.

Nobody does yearly physical checkups more often or, some people are saying, more better than donakd. The likes of which we have never seen before.

Pedophile Pam

PP pam

Kash Patel just classified all black males in Chicago as gang members!

Did Trump outlaw fishing yesterday?

Noem: We arrested the girlfriend of the founder of ANTIFA! Me: Who is it??? Noem: You wouldn't know her; she goes to another school.

JFC Mercer Co. school superintendent illegally accessed student records for vaccine info

I wouldn’t advise anyone in Portland to walk your dog near this building.

Iowa Republican Says She’ll Hold Town Halls ‘When Hell Freezes Over’

If Chicago wanted to make those Texas soldiers feel at home, they'd wait for a blizzard, then turn off all the power and go to Cancun for the weekend.

Is that Kyle Rittenhouse?