Friendship with Zeus ended lifelong marriage with Hera begun

STOP THIS. STOP SLANDERING MY BEAUTIFUL ANGELIC WIFE. STOP CALLING HER THE "DAIRY QUEEN". I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

mammals are distinguished by their ability to produce and secrete milk; my wife would never do this. i would never make her do this.

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WHAT UP FUCKERS IT'S LOVING MY WIFE DAY. HAPPY VALENTINES HON.

BUNDLE TIME❗ GUNMETAL OLYMPUS FANS ASSEMBLE. THE CHAMPIONS OF ELYSIUM HAVE BROUGHT FOR YOU 10 OFFERINGS. FEAST AND FILL YOUR STOMACHS UP ON THIS VALENTINES DAY WITH GORGEOUS, HEART-WRENCHING, AND WELL CRAFTED TRANS LESBIAN LITERATURE. itch.io/b/2877/monst...

ZEUS!