I assume I'm a million years late to this but Kylo Ren and young Severus Snape? 2 peas in a pod? Maybe?

TURNS OUT THE SALON SHUT DOWN A YEAR AGO. failed by the app 😭 but it's okay bc the man i am dating promised to cut it for me next time i see him lmaoooo what a silly dream this life is where i can miss the love of my life and give my hair to another anyway

probably gonna get a fringe cut in tomorrow despite vowing the last time was the last time. also probs gonna ask for a shag cut even tho my hair is annoyingly straight n thin bc i have a broken heart and a pair of straighteners so i feel indestructible and unphased by looking stupid all at once

It is release date for Heart of the Wolf and I CANNOT thank you all for all the love and support. My friends in fandom mean the world to me 🫶🐺

i just wanted to write something fun so we're getting a behind the scenes look at draco and hermione in my casting couch 🌽 universe, as told through kinktober prompts. enjoy chapter 1 here: archiveofourown.org/works/720335...

i'm on my goddamn knees

Everybody Scream songfic collection starting 31st October? Yes? Yes.

i miss fandom and i miss you all! post-phd burnout is kicking my arse but i hope you're all enjoying playing with our beloved paper dolls, i can't wait to come back and join in the fun and games when i'm better!! drop me your links to stuff you've loved reading over summer or stuff you've written!!!

Happy Alchemised day, lovers!!!!

lads I'm still so fkn ill and I am going a bit insane 🙂🙂🙂

WAIT THAT WAS TOM BATEMAN???? I've been obsessed with him since 2011 when he was in the David Tennant & Catherine Tate version of Much Ado About Nothing (if you haven't seen it you MUST) (that recording is one of my safe shows) (everyone is hot in it) (best Much Ado I've ever seen)

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

free palestine

What are your go-to comfort meals? I am low and uninspired and need some soul-nourishing foods

// Beebee Dameron, found family, and the power of none gender #reylofic #dyadprompts

maybe this is exactly what I need to get me writing again 👀

it’s not too late to let people know you stand against the Israel-US genocide. it’s not too late to let people know you condemn Israel’s apartheid state. it’s not too late to speak out against zionism. say it with your whole chest: FUCK ZIONISM, CEASE FIRE NOW, END THE APARTHEID FREE PALESTINE 🍉

Today marks 3 years of lil Kimchi!!!! Honestly, I have cried a lot today over how she's now just mine. Her gotcha day was supposed to symbolise commitment and longevity. But I'm so grateful I have them filling this flat with me. My sweet baby danger noodle is very good company 🥹

overall it’s just so sad we can’t have this working on honor system because people haven’t realized how much of a violation AI generated “fanfiction” is. it’s not fanmade, therefore it has no place on fanmade sites. if you can’t respect that, you shouldn’t be in fandom spaces.

Pals in my inbox waiting for replies I'm really sorry I'm in a big sad slump because my ex likes to twist the knife and I'm just not functioning much at all beyond bare minimum. I can't even enjoy fanfic rn. I'll be back soon when my heart is less battered. Be good to yourselves xx

fuck zara, fuck mcdonalds, fuck starbucks, fuck disney, fuck coke, fuck airbnb, fuck sjm, fuck jkr (because yes apart for being a raging transphobe she’s also a zionist) & most importantly: fuck israel.

Spending the weekend surrounded by leatherqueers and feeling the most at home I've felt in a kink scene in a very long time. And also my outfits are spot on, baby's got leather hair bows!!! And rn I'm wearing a baby blue leather beret?? Flagging black, mint and hunter green (iykyk)

I PASSED MY VIVA WITH MINOR CORRECTIONS YESTERDAY!!!! SAY HELLO TO DR POMEGRANATE SEED!!!!!!!!!!

nsfw reylo Ben keeps glancing away from his computer screen, but with a view like that who can blame him?? Working from home would be better, but the privacy glass is good enough. And the boss rewards his hard work with a unique motivational presentation.

should be revising for my mock viva that starts in 11 hours but instead i've been on ao3 gobbling up as many dopamine hits as i can possibly scarf down bc ya boi's super depressed again and so burnt out and everything is Bad. don't do a phd, definitely don't get dumped and do NOT get ur period ever.

#reylo #reylofic CW: violence and gore

UPDATE for thirsty thursday: On the Rocks #dramionefic e, 4/?, 3.7k 🍸 tattooed and pierced bartender draco malfoy 🍸 fed UP hermione granger 🍸 minor ron/hermione but dw: this is a dhr joint 🍸 that’s not how polyamory works!!! 🍸 inappropriate use of legilimency

I used the wrong tag in my other post, so ... y'all can have another snippet from chapter 4 of "an unenviable fate" as a treat. 😘 #ReyloWW just because Ben and Rey have met in person doesn't mean they're going to stop writing each other letters! 💌 archiveofourown.org/chapters/171...

more lore on the Organa Solo family coming in chapter 4 of "an unenviable fate"! #ReyloWRW 💌 archiveofourown.org/works/66543493

how about no

I'm dying out here 😂 BBC tried to ban Kneecap from Glastonbury and when thet didn't work they decided not to stream their set, somehow landed on Bob Vylan, who just happened to say "hold my beer" (link to Twitter, because this app is dead when it comes to Palestine): x.com/JulianSayare...

new lil' chapter of an ingenious idea: Leia's response to Rey! G | 370 words | chapter 3

Weasley is our King #dron #dracomalfoy #ronweasley

Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.

Okay babes maybe this needs saying - as a Scottish person I am VERY DELIGHTED to Brit Pick for you if you want it. I'm Scottish and British. I'm primed and ready in any relevant fandoms to pass over for Britishisms for you. Ask me any time I promise I'm excited to help 🖤🖤

I used to wish my ex a happy daddy's day. My smol heart is squished flat. Tomorrow will be better but today fucking hurt.

RUN DON'T WALK

NEW #dramionefic for thirsty thursday On the Rocks e, 1/?, 3k 🍸 tattooed and pierced bartender draco malfoy 🍸 fed UP hermione granger 🍸 minor ron/hermione but dw: this is a dhr joint 🍸 that’s not how polyamory works!!! 🍸 inappropriate use of legilimency

UPDATE The Alpha Next Door E | 4.9K | Chapter 7 // a/b/o / neighbors to lovers / Alpha Ben / Omega Rey / nom nom nom // art by @fl0-0ra.bsky.social ❤️ #penfics #reylo #reylofic

gave the baby a poster tube, it's the little things 🥹

#Bluna #NonbinaryBlaise #HPrarepairs Some days Blaise feels much more attuned to their feminine side than their masculine one. It was scary at first. Especially when they decided to grow out their hair and started to wear more traditionally feminine clothes and jewellery. "So what? You want to -

something remarkably cruel about intercepting a boat & kidnapping an unarmed crew whose only goal was bringing humanitarian relief & aid — trying to break the siege of a people who have been devastated by bombs + starvation fuck isr*el & all of its supporters. silence is complicity. free palestine.

okay pals important question - is the Hello Kitty game worth it? there's a discount on Steam rn and I am TEMPTED

Booked a day and a half off work to travel to England for some of the most satisfying sex I've had in a long time with someone I'm really enjoying being spoiled by. Being an adult is great sometimes.

Today my therapist said he had nothing to contribute to the closing of the session because I've done everything he'd hope I would without any prompting and I displayed "real clarity and depth" in my thought processes. He said it was a privilege to witness my journey... I think I won therapy. 🏆

#Reylomicrofic *~* RELIEF *~* Weeks since Crait. He gets crumbs from the surveillance detail, but nothing is enough. He wrestles sleep until it drowns him, trains until Ap’lek is forced to turn his vibro-blade live, so it tases him into submission. It finally gets him to lie down, and /1

In light of new Parry Hotter news, two reminders: