I turned 31 on Tuesday in Marrakech. Now I'm in a pub waiting for my pals to arrive so I can get started on the bubbly. The last 12 months have been so challenging and the escapism of these fandoms I'm in has been a blessing. You're all brilliant. I'm excited to write again in 2026. I love ya! 🖤

A FINE LINE has: 🤺 banter between rivals 🏡 small town 🗳️ mayoral election 👔 MMC searching for meaning in his next gig 👠 FMC searching for a way out of her small town 🤫 secret situationship 🦗 a nickname she hates until she loves it 📋 an unfortunate incident with a clipboard 🌶️ spice +

UPDATE #reylofic punch down e, 5/11, 4.2k 🍰 hot loser/baker ben 🎥 competent producer rey 🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks 🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls ❤️‍🔥 slow burn

I miss yapping on the timeline. I long for the carefree days of yapping about headcanons. I yearn to play with the paper dolls. 2026 better bring a bucket load of fandom energy. I'm so sad sitting here on the sidelines.

turns out being a single 30yo out on Halloween night is NOT enjoyable, nor is it enough to make me suffer through for anyone else and so my entire hot witchy vibe was wasted on people who'd never fuck me in a place I'd never pull and I'm REALLY MAD ABOUT IT bc my most reliable lay doesn't wanna 😀

re-read Games and now I'm thinking Ivanlina thoughts again

Day 4 - Retro. Labyrinth!Reylo #Reyloween

Listen, right. The prompt was MUZZLE. I cannot be blamed for this, ok? ☑️1K ficlet ☑️E is for edging ☑️CW // non-con, kidnapping, suffocation, dark themes Ben tries to ignore Rey's heat while trapped in an underground cage. I refuse to apologize

I never write this pairing but what @ceilidhchaos.bsky.social wants ceilidh gets!! So here is a wee Dreo ficlet with the prompt "What's a little frottage among friends?"

for @greenappletheory.bsky.social "can I have a taste?" Theo x Ginny It's a monstrosity, the cupcake set down in front of him. But one does not insult the creative efforts of a four year old. Especially not one with magic as volatile as James Potter. And so Theo musters up every ounce of charm.

a lil double bill of prompts from angel @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social Reylo "try not to come" + "fuck or draw 20"

It's been a million years but I'm sad and my plans are cancelled and I miss writing smut. Give me a 5 word prompt and pairing and I'll see what I can do with it. Remember I love me a rare pair and it's kinktober so who am I to deny you some proper nice freak shit!! (HP, SW, S&B pairings all welcome)

UPDATE #reylofic punch down e, 4/11, 3k 🍰 hot loser/baker ben 🎥 competent producer rey 🎪 tent full of characters and hijinks 🥐 baking triumphs and pitfalls ❤️‍🔥 slow burn

#kinktober - toys/strap tfw you wish your beast of a husband had a tail to grip while you peg him #teratophilia #monsterlover

Now why can I only add a pic or a gif but not both? Sigh. Well. First, hope everyone is well. Second, [insert Big Bird kicking down the door gif]. I'm busting out my cave to FINALLY drop this bag of excellent news... on a random Wednesday. In true chaotic fashion. As one does.

catching the eye of two self-described gay trans men (who embrace that they can be gay and attracted to me) in recent months is the most gender affirming thing ever, honestly Femme or girl, not woman and not man (& only boy if you're supremely hot and I'm a certain kinda horny)

I assume I'm a million years late to this but Kylo Ren and young Severus Snape? 2 peas in a pod? Maybe?

TURNS OUT THE SALON SHUT DOWN A YEAR AGO. failed by the app 😭 but it's okay bc the man i am dating promised to cut it for me next time i see him lmaoooo what a silly dream this life is where i can miss the love of my life and give my hair to another anyway

probably gonna get a fringe cut in tomorrow despite vowing the last time was the last time. also probs gonna ask for a shag cut even tho my hair is annoyingly straight n thin bc i have a broken heart and a pair of straighteners so i feel indestructible and unphased by looking stupid all at once

i just wanted to write something fun so we're getting a behind the scenes look at draco and hermione in my casting couch 🌽 universe, as told through kinktober prompts. enjoy chapter 1 here: archiveofourown.org/works/720335...

i'm on my goddamn knees

Everybody Scream songfic collection starting 31st October? Yes? Yes.

i miss fandom and i miss you all! post-phd burnout is kicking my arse but i hope you're all enjoying playing with our beloved paper dolls, i can't wait to come back and join in the fun and games when i'm better!! drop me your links to stuff you've loved reading over summer or stuff you've written!!!

Happy Alchemised day, lovers!!!!

lads I'm still so fkn ill and I am going a bit insane 🙂🙂🙂

WAIT THAT WAS TOM BATEMAN???? I've been obsessed with him since 2011 when he was in the David Tennant & Catherine Tate version of Much Ado About Nothing (if you haven't seen it you MUST) (that recording is one of my safe shows) (everyone is hot in it) (best Much Ado I've ever seen)

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

free palestine

What are your go-to comfort meals? I am low and uninspired and need some soul-nourishing foods

// Beebee Dameron, found family, and the power of none gender #reylofic #dyadprompts

maybe this is exactly what I need to get me writing again 👀

it’s not too late to let people know you stand against the Israel-US genocide. it’s not too late to let people know you condemn Israel’s apartheid state. it’s not too late to speak out against zionism. say it with your whole chest: FUCK ZIONISM, CEASE FIRE NOW, END THE APARTHEID FREE PALESTINE 🍉

Today marks 3 years of lil Kimchi!!!! Honestly, I have cried a lot today over how she's now just mine. Her gotcha day was supposed to symbolise commitment and longevity. But I'm so grateful I have them filling this flat with me. My sweet baby danger noodle is very good company 🥹

overall it’s just so sad we can’t have this working on honor system because people haven’t realized how much of a violation AI generated “fanfiction” is. it’s not fanmade, therefore it has no place on fanmade sites. if you can’t respect that, you shouldn’t be in fandom spaces.

Pals in my inbox waiting for replies I'm really sorry I'm in a big sad slump because my ex likes to twist the knife and I'm just not functioning much at all beyond bare minimum. I can't even enjoy fanfic rn. I'll be back soon when my heart is less battered. Be good to yourselves xx

fuck zara, fuck mcdonalds, fuck starbucks, fuck disney, fuck coke, fuck airbnb, fuck sjm, fuck jkr (because yes apart for being a raging transphobe she’s also a zionist) & most importantly: fuck israel.

Spending the weekend surrounded by leatherqueers and feeling the most at home I've felt in a kink scene in a very long time. And also my outfits are spot on, baby's got leather hair bows!!! And rn I'm wearing a baby blue leather beret?? Flagging black, mint and hunter green (iykyk)

I PASSED MY VIVA WITH MINOR CORRECTIONS YESTERDAY!!!! SAY HELLO TO DR POMEGRANATE SEED!!!!!!!!!!

nsfw reylo Ben keeps glancing away from his computer screen, but with a view like that who can blame him?? Working from home would be better, but the privacy glass is good enough. And the boss rewards his hard work with a unique motivational presentation.

should be revising for my mock viva that starts in 11 hours but instead i've been on ao3 gobbling up as many dopamine hits as i can possibly scarf down bc ya boi's super depressed again and so burnt out and everything is Bad. don't do a phd, definitely don't get dumped and do NOT get ur period ever.

#reylo #reylofic CW: violence and gore

UPDATE for thirsty thursday: On the Rocks #dramionefic e, 4/?, 3.7k 🍸 tattooed and pierced bartender draco malfoy 🍸 fed UP hermione granger 🍸 minor ron/hermione but dw: this is a dhr joint 🍸 that’s not how polyamory works!!! 🍸 inappropriate use of legilimency

I used the wrong tag in my other post, so ... y'all can have another snippet from chapter 4 of "an unenviable fate" as a treat. 😘 #ReyloWW just because Ben and Rey have met in person doesn't mean they're going to stop writing each other letters! 💌 archiveofourown.org/chapters/171...

more lore on the Organa Solo family coming in chapter 4 of "an unenviable fate"! #ReyloWRW 💌 archiveofourown.org/works/66543493

how about no

I'm dying out here 😂 BBC tried to ban Kneecap from Glastonbury and when thet didn't work they decided not to stream their set, somehow landed on Bob Vylan, who just happened to say "hold my beer" (link to Twitter, because this app is dead when it comes to Palestine): x.com/JulianSayare...

new lil' chapter of an ingenious idea: Leia's response to Rey! G | 370 words | chapter 3

Weasley is our King #dron #dracomalfoy #ronweasley