For one short moment, there is justice in this world…

This is the best character on TV right now and you can't tell me otherwise

The new He-Man movie is some of the most fun I've had at the movies in a long time. It literally had everything you could want from that movie. No notes.

Hivemind! My key light gave out (and I wasn't really happy with it anyway). My office is kind of dark in the background - need a rec for some kind of warm lighting that's bright enough and won't make me look washed out!

Played in a big Axis & Allies game over the weekend. Before we started, the guy running the game announced that "everyone gets one Nazi joke and one Jew joke". Kind of started the whole experience off poorly, but hoped it was just an off color one-off.

Man, seeing a movie at @amctheathers.bsky.social is just a terrible experience now

Someone's edible just kicked in and they are now having the worst day

“Ceasefire holds despite exchange of fire”

Anyone want two tickets to The Midnight show at The Truman tonight? Spent the day yesterday in the ER and don’t think I can make it standing through a show. Would love for them to find someone that wants to go but can’t afford it!

This little dude has a lot to say

"And other country hits" doing some Olympic-level lifting here

Been a bit since I've posted some minis I've finished!

$150 for Beck at the Uptown??? In this economy???

Protip: ALWAYS get the home warranty. Go for the two year if you can.

Just received a package from Amazon that was clearly a repackaged item. No original packaging inside the box. Fingerprints all over the item. Exterior box clearly retaped. When I called? “We cannot promise that you will receive a new item”. What the actual fuck???

Kelsey Cook was right. The dudebro in the cybertruck REALLY didn’t like my sign

The show Reggie Dinkins has a character that's an NFL Hall of Famer named Jerry Basmati (played by Craig Robinson) and this is the type of jokes I'm here for.

You guys! I’ve somehow traveled back to the year 2000! What should I warn everyone about first??

Local friends! Our Best of Johnson County campaign is now live! Do me a favor and cast some nominations for your favorite businesses? Make at least 10 nominations and you'll be entered to win $500 - there's usually only a couple hundred people that do that, so odds are pretty good! bestofjoco.com

I am BEGGING restaurants to stop having *one fried shellfish item* on every menu

When the world's on fire, you relax with painting some minis

Getting a lot of the stadium staff and fans done for our Blood Bowl league!

@paperpickles.bsky.social gets me

Just the absolute epitome of tiny dick behavior. Look at my Tonka truck! You can’t make me park farther away! (There was no hanging handicapped badge either)

@lizcookkc.bsky.social returns!

A mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean…

Guess what the reveal is. Go ahead. And you were wrong

Welp, Eurovision is gonna suck this year

This little dingiest was the star of our engagement shoot

They could have done some sort of time jump, but apparently Stranger Things is just leaning into the Wet Hot American Summer aesthetic

Are there better lyrics in a Christmas song than “Feliz navidad! No eggnog! More Kool-Aid!”?

Red Ruff is perfect!

Everyone, listen up!!! Uber's got this newfangled way to pay! How does it work exactly?

After my senator made comments that the ACA “hasn’t really helped anyone”, I called his office to describe how it’s helped me, my friends, and my family in detail, and how my premiums are set to skyrocket next year. The response? “I’m sorry can you repeat that? I wasn’t listening.”

Definitely a niche costume that @abbyolcese.bsky.social and @minakimes.bsky.social would understand

Who’s here for Chappell Roan tonight??

Andy clearly personally called and chewed out every player’s mom at half

This game is UGLY ugly

Humid as hell, but got our dice at RPG night at the K!

We totally knew it was going to be 72 degrees and perfect in August when we bought these tickets

There’s a lot going on right now, but the real important question is: What do we think about the new Peacemaker intro??

I was at a networking event where a woman told me her husband wouldn't let her go to the Nelson, because "that area is too dangerous". Why are men so scared of any place that's even city-adjacent?

Finished up some Marvel Crisis Protocol pieces recently!

If we wanted to renovate our bathroom, who has a KC-area plumber that could relocate a drain?

This might be my favorite movie of the year, and now you can watch on HBO!

Chappell Roan tickets acquired!

Up to my old bullshit again

Just heard at a restaurant: “I have food for Andy, food for Matt, and food for Gandalf”