brb getting all the short sleeve button-up shirts

MAGA has ruined American patriotism for me. I don’t want to wear red, white and blue or anything that looks like our flag. I don’t want to celebrate the fourth of July, and I certainly don’t want to celebrate 250 years.

I'm nostalgic for a time when I wasn't having my mind boggled by the news on the regular.

At urgent care with my son for his sore shoulder and he just told a man to cover his mouth when he coughs. I’m so proud. ❤️

Two years after I was separated from my job, I'm still having nightmares about the bullying and cruelty I experienced there, both from my coworkers and admin. They ruined both my mental and physical health permanently, and I fervently hope every one of them has the crummy day they deserve.

How are we all supposed to continue functioning in a day-to-day state of constant outrage and fury?

I'd love to see him actually fucking DO something; that'd be a welcome change. I don't care what it is at this point. Inconvenience Repubs at every single opportunity, if that's all you can do. Everyone eat beans before every meeting. Anything literally at all would be better than what we have now.

If you’re going to take away our civil rights, don’t be surprised when we stop acting so civil

On this day in 1945, Adolph Hitler died a coward's death in a bunker. It's my fervent hope that he continues to burn for all eternity.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Anyone else who uses TikTok, has your ForYou page gone weird again? I'm not seeing people I follow much, and most that I do see are from weeks/months ago. Also, FYP seems to think I'm a teenager???

Todd Blanche is staring hard at Trump...he's scared he's going to blow this.

How the fuck would he know how far away he charged from?

'They go after the most impactful people' like Gerald Ford, amiright?

He obviously had no speech prepared.

So we're all calling 1-800-CALL FBI and reporting a fake shooting, right?

This is infuriating.

Any time he says someone says, "Please, sir," it's a lie.

Every word he is saying is a god damn lie.

Of course he tweeted a pic of the "shooter".

oh for fuck sake

Trump's probably on his way back to the WH even now asking, "how's it playing?" like he did after Butler.

We can't afford the bread, but fuck knows we're getting the circuses.

Oh, really?

There is a smattering of applause as someone says the President and First Lady are safe.

Ho hum, another assassination attempt? Just as his poll numbers are hitting rock bottom? How utterly unexpected. Shooter was killed so we can't hear from him? What are the odds he's a registered republican who voted for Trump three times?

You'd think someone with an autistic sense of justice would do something. I mean, I'm just saying there are a lot of autistic people. We are legion, and we abhor injustice.

A neighbor who has almost never spoken to us (except to complain about our dogs existing, about 20 years ago), just yelled over our fence that she hopes we "know how bad things are about to get," i.e. economically? We made polite noises and came inside, but now I feel strangely uneasy.

One of the first things I want from a Democratic candidate for President is the assurance that his cursed name and/or image will be immediately purged from everything that is not rightly his.

So I just found out what a panic attack feels like. Holy hell.

If I had a taco, I very soon would not have a taco.

It feels like our health insurance company is being especially difficult (to the point of pettiness) and it sure seems like CVS is going along with it. I hope I live long enough to see the coming revolution.

I got sound-blocking headphones for my birthday, and all I can say is, 'where have these been all my life?' Heavens to Murgatroyd, what a reprieve. Relatedly, every day I realize more ways that I've been masking without realizing that's what it was.

Curling is not a sport; it's a game.

Does it ever stress you out to know that you will never be able to read all the good books, even if you read constantly for your entire life, and that you may very well miss out on what would be The Book for you?

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

These ads are honestly some of the worst I've ever seen. Just seriously BAD. I did miss part of the first quarter...was there anything good then?

I need the internet to tell me what Bad Bunny's football said.

Gotta say, the SB commercials are lackluster this year. Also, the commentators are inane and the game is a yawner so far. Got high hopes for halftime, though!

NO, dammit! 😢

Just stay peaceful and maybe, eventually, some day they'll stop murdering protestors?

The irony of telling MN protestors to remain peaceful when they're being murdered in cold blood.

What's the plan, Chuck?

Video from the woman in the pink coat

I just had the strongest feeling that "it" had happened. (I never have premonitions.) So disappointing to find out it has not.

Battling murderous game cannibals because it's relaxing after a morning of catching up on current events.

Binging Schitt's Creek for comfort like it's 2020 all over again, because the world is ending but in a different way.

Blue Prince looks so good, but I have such a kneejerk resistance to spending $30 on a game because what if I don't actually love it and don't end up wanting to play it constantly for months on end? Sometimes my brand of neuro spicy feels more like neuro bitter.

We are living in a post-customer service world.

Let's not rewrite history. He absolutely did put up an obstructive effort against Obama as minority leader. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...