I need to find a single star shaped acne sticker.

the sky is so blue during winter

playing with my dog by throwing treats across the house and seeing her run after them at a moderate pace

oh my pierogi

I mixed up frankie valli and the pinoy man who plays ritchie valens in the la bamba movie

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

respectfully what are you

my beast WILL NOT do her night time potty. this is now an issue for morning I fear.

it's so freaking cold... I'm just going to have to stick arwen in the backyard and hope she goes potty

yaoi

the truth is... if you want good looking bangs. you have to have a fucking massive forehead.

oh I LOVE this

marmellow

Spotify is garbage on every count: Its treatment of artists, its ICE advertising, the CEO's investment in military AI, its leading role in the commodification and AI slopification of music, its terrible audio quality—you name it. So I quit, and put together a complete guide to getting off Spotify:

1) I'm sick and Incoherent more than usual and 2) I'm typing on an unfamiliar keyboard. equals == bad wrong sentences

it's like I'm hearing everything through an early 2000s barbie radio speakers

she's laying down but she's stanced up

I can't imagine owning a dog that I couldn't pick up anymore

and this was a slacker year for me

cheese

my mom bought the pierogis again but she kept calling them pagodas... are we being real rn?

it's freaking cold

I actually really do like ILLit's music, but if I see another comment that's like "how do I find more music thats the same exact vibe (as I'm not cute anymore)" and someone recommends anything except r&b... bruh

woke up. agony.

my coworkers were talking about my age again and I fear that I'm starting to believe that I look older than I am because they keep saying I look way younger. is this a platitude. why do we keep mentioning it. I am only 25.

guys... I have to walk the dog in the wind and snow. think of us.

some of us are about to be 26 and newly self insured

kdramas love to cast a cross eyed girl as the petty female villain

my medication was lowered to 5mg and I fear I'm beginning to experience the effects of that. perhaps. negatively.

suspicious

i was in the top 0.02% of his listeners this year

I accidentally barehanded the metal tray that I took directly out of the air fryer

I want fries

reading my old fics is like [fine sentence that makes me feel like i’m reading a normal fic][cringe sentence][typo][sentence so good that idk if i could write something that good now][sentence so annoying i want to throw something at myself][piece of characterization i don’t agree w anymore][typo]

ohhhhh i do not feel good

rescheduled my dentist appointment yay

I deeply do not want to work right now

Perhaps the best spam text I've ever received

actually might cancel my dental appointment because my cold sore is becoming a huge pain in the ass

perfume voice

it took me a while to shovel the driveway and arwen is acting like I went away for war now that I'm back inside

cropped these!

wow that's a lot of snow

i have a HUGE cold sore and it's making me mad.

I have a casting idea

arwen isn't very well insulated this year. she keeps coming inside with a bunch of snowballs in her undercoat

thousand yard stare

I'm going to start going to women's hockey games

I come into work every day and the music is set to 120 and rattles the fuck out of my ears

everyone: my job sucks my social life is dead everything is too expensive and i have no hope for the future experts: very interesting that you think that, but the numbers just don't back it up. i'm more concerned by your lack of financial literacy, to be perfectly honest